Keir Bradwell


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This is the story

“Cambridge University society bans speaker over Hitler impression – BBC News”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-59214397

I was itching to cunt Andrew Graham-Dixon. Yes old Andy Dixon. Or more probably Graham Dixon. He’s such a pleased with himself media art buff liberal chancer.
I am pretty sure his perspective on history is acceptable because he has been retained by the BBC for ages.
He’s one of those historians that in a sense modernises history. Which is exactly what you shouldn’t do. Yes one programme about Caravaggio I remember. Caravaggio led a colourful life certainly. Everyone knows that. But his programme was all about his colourful life and nothing else. Noting about the skill in which he coloured a canvas. Or the positioning of figures or perspective or drama or anything like that.

He refers to himself as an ‘art historian’. So you would think there’d be a bit about art.

And even with all the biographical stuff he doesn’t really bring the period back because all his points are made with reference to the modern day.

I have tried to find his impression of Hitler on Youtube but no luck. I would love to see it.
(Well find it you did Miles, well done. Here’s the link. – NA)

But its not him really Its the utter bullshit of the moderator or whatever he is called at the Cambridge Union. From the kink-

‘Blacklisted by the Cambridge Union

An art historian has been banned from speaking at a Cambridge University debating society after offending students with a Hitler impersonation.

Cambridge Union president Keir Bradwell announced a new blacklist after Andrew Graham-Dixon spoke at the event.

Mr Graham-Dixon said he was trying to “underline the utterly evil nature of Hitler” but apologised for offending.

Mr Bradwell, who joked about the speech directly afterwards, has since apologised to members.

While presiding over the debate, he said he was “quite drunk”.

Afterwards he said he had had two glasses of wine with dinner beforehand but was “not impeded in my ability to chair the debate”.

However, he said it was “inexcusable” that he had not halted the parody.

So he’s a little bit drunk but enjoyed the debate but thought again. Maybe the next morning (with a headache) remembering the previous evening and Hitler mentioned and fuck me I’ll get cancelled if I don’t do something quick. Get the word out ‘blacklisted’.

The irony of ironies of ironies of ironies of ironies the debate was about ‘the concept of good taste’.

I wrote in another Nom how offensive I find the word ‘cancelled’. I have found an even worse word they are using now ‘blacklisted’.

Havent any of these elite Cambridge students read ‘The Crucible’?

I mean Bradwell apologies for not ‘halting the parody’, then blacklists Dixon. Isn’t there just something sio shit about that? I suspect he’s laughing away at the Hitler impression.

I am suddeny having sympathetic feelings towards the historian.

There is an hysteria in the country at the moment with all these cancellations and de-platformings and now blacklists. I would point to a similiar period in the past – the McCarthy witch hunts if I was an historian.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Motivating quotes and slogans

I often have to wait in a print shop for work to be done and have noticed that the walls are covered with “inspirational” slogans and “motivating” quotes that would drive me mad if I had to work there.

Here is a sample to illustrate the sheer crassness and banality of the “message” behind them: “Negative Thinking Banned Here”, “Live, Love and Laugh”, “Do Everything with Love, “Live Your Dream”, “Every Setback is an Opportunity”, “You Learn More from Failure than Success”, “Don´t Regret the Past – Learn from It”, “You Get the Best View After the Toughest Climb” and “Today´s Gonna be Fuckin´ Awesome”.

Is anybody really inspired or motivated by this kind of muddled mushy drivel?
Whatever happened to “You don´t have to be crazy to work here but it helps”? Presumably in today´s world of globalspeak and universal wokeness the word “crazy” would not be used in case it offended some nutcase, oops sorry poor misunderstood victim soul.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Steven Gerrard and Aston Villa FC

Steven Gerrard and Aston Villa FC

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s sports correspondent Ron Knee, reporting to you from Villa Park, where I’m joined by Villa’s new man at the helm. Steven Gerrard, Stephano Gerraldo, Stevie G! Wa-hey!”

“Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… calm down calm down. G’wed”.

“*ahum* yes. Tell us what you know about your new club Stevie!”.

“Eeeeeeeeeeee… yes, no… Villa Aston, famous ol’ club an’ dat. Dey’re boss, but pure antwacky like-ecch. Not wun nuttin’ in an ‘undred years like-ecch”.

“So what are your priorities?”.

“Me top priority’s ta get me piccy takun ‘oldun up de new shairt like-ecch, fer de rags an’ the telly an’ dat. Den I’ll get me trabs an’ trakkies on fer a kick about with the lads”.

“So what’s your initial impression of your new charges?”.

“Eeeeeeeeeee… great bunch of lads, but dey’s playin’ like a bunch of feckin’ meffs an’ fannies at de mo. It’s an absolute show, da big girls’ blouses. I excelled meself in the finer arts of de game, an’ need to learn ’em up pronto”.

“Oh, could you elaborate for our followers?”.

“Well, rollun about like-ecch yer’ve bin shot. Windun up de oppo, gobben off at de ref, spittin’, shairt tuggun. Den dare’s me own speciality, divun in de box”.

“You’ll also be looking to apply your movitational skills straight away, no doubt”.

“I’ll be kicken’ their feckin’ kecks la, like-ecch me arl fella used ta do ta me. Did me no ‘arm”.

“Now some Villa fans of a more cynical disposition are already charging that you see this appointment as a mere intermediary step before you inevitably make your way back to Merseyside”.

“Ya wha?”.

“You’ll be on your toes to Anfield first chance”.

“Eeeeeeee… daydodatdontdaydough. Feckin’ gobshites, de lorra”.

So what’s your message to the Villa faithful?”.

“Walk-ecch on walk-ecch on, with hope in your heart, an’ you’ll never walk-ecch ah-er lone, you’ll NEH-VERER walk-ecch ah-er lone”.
*beep beep* “Aye up la, dat’s me moby pager gowun off ta let me know me bacon butties are ready. I’m feckin’ starvun me, me belly thinks me throat’s bin cut. If I don’t get me scran soon, I’ll end up in the ozzy. See ya, tra”.

“Ah, well sadly, I never got to ask that most interesting of all questions; namely, why does a multi-millionaire insist on going about looking as though he’s had a three quid haircut at a side street barber’s in Govan? Anyway, good luck Steven, something tells me that you’re going to need it at Villa Park if history is anything to go by. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Sky News Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Her Majesty’s Cunstabulary

Welcome to Policing in 21st Century Britain…….

The police no longer respond to reports of shoplifting (too minor) ….
They comfort and assist Extinction Rebellion protesters blocking motorways & gluing themselves to the tarmac …
If you report a home burglary, they might come and see within a few days…
If you get murdered, they may possibly investigate ?
If you are a mixed race LGBTQZ couple and someone has posted a ‘tweet’ that hurt your feelings – we’ll be straight round….

Darrell Meekcom is dying ( aren’t we all? ) but Darrell is Terminally ill.
He made a bucket list and one of his wishes was to moon at a speed camera. He got the opportunity and seized it, baring his bottom….

20 minutes later, 3 police cars screeched up to his home and 6 police officers wrestled the over-weight 55 year old white man to the ground.

Am I alone in suspecting that a similarly aged efnik would have received a quiet word in his shell like ?

…need I say more ?

Sky News Link

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

(I suppose when the incident was called in, the first question plod asked before getting off their fat arses was “Is he white or black?” followed by “Is he middle class or pleb?” And this is the result – Day Admin)

The Kyle Rittenhouse Verdict

Independent News Link

He’s innocent, Fuck the MSM.

CNN won’t shut up.

Cunts

@admins Please add this.

A white guy killed two white guys and injured another white guy but the knee grows are upset.

What the fucking fuck?!

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

Nomination fleshed out by OpinionatedCunt

To add to DKC’s musings on the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict:.

For cunters who don’t know, an at the time 17 year old named Kyle Rittenhouse went to Kenosha in order to help protect a friend’s business from rioters. Whilst there, he was pursued and attacked by three convicted criminals who were amongst the people rioting, and ended up shooting at them, killing two.

All through the trial, the usual suspects have effectively carried out a witch hunt on the guy, painting him as a cold blooded murderer with intent to kill. And yet, despite that, the verdict is in: NOT GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS. As an addendum the reason the verdict is so significant is because a conviction would’ve effectively meant the beginning of the end of the right to self defence in the USA.