I’ve seen an advert with a disabled skateboarder (or should that be a skateboarder with a disability…fuck knows anymore?), and the selling point seems to be that it keeps you dry for 72 hours.

Who the fuck needs 72 hour deodorant? That’s three fucking days without a shower or bath. Dirty cunts.

If I see anyone buying it I’ll just think ‘dirty bastard’.

No legged skateboarders are possible you rotters. He’s better than Eddie Murphy was in Trading Places anyway.

Fuck off.

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

The brass neck of the cunts in Brussels.

”Northern Ireland at risk from Britain’s ‘unsafe goods’, says EU”

”Maros Sefcovic insisted it was now Brussels’ responsibility to ensure the “public health…of the people in Northern Ireland is not under threat”.

I dont know who this cunt Sefcovic is. Elected perhaps? By the citizens of N Ireland? Which is in the EU? Does he represent the IRA, sorry, Sinn Fein?

The EU is really worried about a hard Irish border. I see no reason that we should give a fuck. There is going to be one with Scotland when wee Cranky gets her way (By the way, roll on and fuck off)

Like the Remainer cunts at home the faceless cunts in the EU have no sense of irony.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I know this is going to be unpopular with some, but I think this deserves a cunting.

I have just read that the partner of a man who very sadly died after having the Astra Zeneca vaccine will receive compensation as it is acknowledged that his death was caused by the vaccine.

According to the Govt website, a person or their surviving family can receive up to £120k in these circumstances ,where the vaccine caused death or severe disability. I don’t wish this woman any harm and I hope she comes to terms with her grief. What has pissed me off is that this, and no doubt other claims to follow, will be paid by the taxpayers and not the Govt spokespeople or pharmaceutical companies that were pushing this stuff.

(The NHS runs a “Vaccine Damage Payment” compensation scheme under the NHS Business Services Authority.- Day Admin)

I chose not to have the vaccine as I considered it had not had sufficient testing and I was unnerved by the pharmaceutical companies being protected from any legal action by people adversely affected by these vaccines.

I’m not by nature a whiner, but I have put up with so much crap because I chose not to have it, had arguments and serious abuse from people I thought were close, and others I know have had it much worse than me, even stopping contact with all of their family due to the constant harassment – purely for exercising our common sense, so why the hell should we put our hands in our pockets for this?

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Nominated by: Mary Hinge

My missus’ friends are cunts!

After a hard day’s work, 10am until 10pm I walked in the door around 22:15 to be greeted by a group of my other halves mates, who had all had a drink and there were takeaway boxes strewn all over the kitchen.

Now, after a day full of graft, I wanted to pour myself a drink, sit on my arse for 15 minutes in silence. But no, I couldn’t because my house is full of pricks I don’t know.

I thought, I’ll announce that I’m going for a shower, so I went for a long shit and shower hoping they’d excuse their selves for when I was done.

Nope! The cunts are still here. So bollocks I’m going to bed. Cunts making themselves at home in my house.

Why can’t everyone just fuck off.

Nominated by: elcuntio

Is cloning OK?

Here’s an interesting article which caused a couple of alarm bells to go off.

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Do we really want Dodos, or their near relatives back? For what purpose?

If someone gets a bit carried away, will the running and screaming start again?

I can sort of see a point in preserving the DNA of endangered species (The Tory party perchance? – Day Admin), but only if you are going to be able to place it in its natural habitat, which given the current predilection for destroying them for farm land, draining them for housing and blowing them up for fuel is unlikely.

I dunno, I don’t want to see animals disappear, but I don’t lose much sleep about Dodos, dinosaurs or passenger pigeons.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest