And here we go again. It’s always grated with me that senior police officers refer to it as “Carnival” rather “THE Carnival”. Somehow they think that talking like a W*g means the W*gs will like them.

No mate, it doesn’t work like that you soppy cunt. The middle class, champagne socialists who live in the area will board up their windows and doors and spend the weekend in “the country” like they always do.

The younger coppers will be instructed to dance with the black birds waving their arses about (a fine sight I must admit) for the BBC news. The rest of them will be hiding away shitting themselves knowing that any action they might take is obviously raaaaaay-sist.

There’ll be stabbings and robberies galore but the BBC will report that it was “mostly peaceful”.

Anyone who goes anywhere near this shitfest. whatever the colour of their skin, must be some of dumb cunt.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

(Not directly relevant but Prince Charles supports return of the NHC – Day Admin Voice Online )

(Spot the Evil White Man – Day Admin)

Civil Wars, Conflicts and Mass Genocide in Africa.

For decades there have been many ongoing civil wars in various African states/countries, mostly due to despotic presidents, aggressive military rulers and an assortment of corrupt governments, politicians, trafficking and vested interests from abroad.

Nothing ever seems to change – a murderous president is replaced with someone equally repellent. Elections – should a country have the benefit of having one – are more often than not rigged in favour of whomever wields the most money, power and influence.

The UN and other august world organisations “tut, tut”, shake heads and demand “something should be done”, but we all know it’s just a load of bollocks. No one really gives a shit because Africa isn’t all that important apart from cheap exploitation of workers and its rich natural resources soon to be gobbled up by the Chinese.

In one respect what it does mean is a possible mass exodus of millions of people moving to Europe (we know this to be true because we see it at Dover every day). And the cynic in me thinks this all part of a grand plan to more or less abandon most African states to the corrupt and wicked rulers while letting millions of its civilians find refuge in the West.

You could imagine a scenario 30 years hence where the population of all African countries has dropped from around 1.7bn today to about 500m in 2050, with those 1.2bn refugees safely ensconced in the West (to be renamed New Africa, perhaps?)

But what is more intriguing is the lack of headline interest from the MSM. Is it because the fault lies with black politicians, military leaders, presidents, drug dealers, traffickers  and murderers? If so then as far as the MSM is concerned its just a case of “Nothing to see here. move along!” (Out of interest, I went to the “Africa” web page of the BBC News, and the main headline was some legal petition by Kenyan tea-pickers suing against a Scottish company they work for!)

I would surmise their attitude might change if say there was another white leader in say South Africa and there was a subsequent civil war. We know what kind of cards the media would pull then – probably!

The likes of the BLM, the Islington Woke, the Guardian, Lilly Mong, Owen Jones, Diane Abbott, David Lammy, Lenny Henry et al. None of them are doing anything to intervene in these conflicts (i.e.. fly out to some war-torn ghetto and protest on the streets). Instead they will just blame the usual suspects while hiding behind their keyboards in nice leafy suburbs in the South East, or bleating about it on Daytime TV or Social Media.

The conflicts in Africa are mostly home-made by egotistical politicians – most of whom are black. But we see no street protests in London, no demonstrations, nothing; probably because the conflicts have little to do with those old chestnuts of colonialism, British Empire and/or slavery. But more to do with corruption, money laundering (usually foreign aid), black-on-black-slavery and tribal warfare. Therefore no one gives two hoots.

Black Lives Matter?

Do they fuck!

Iss Africa News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

We can’t call the “Fat Controller,” fat anymore, apparently. Visitors to the Thomas the Tank Engine attraction, at the Watercress Line, Railway In Hampshire, were told not to use the name, The Fat Controller, as it is a ‘slur’ and he must now be called Sir. Topham Hatt instead. (But don’t knighthoods have tenuous links to British Empire and colonialism? tut! tut! – Day Admin)

This story originated today, following other shit, back in 2008, when two male engines were replaced by two females, after a major, gender balance revamp. Reading all this utter bollocks, I just hope Windy Miller’s job at Trumpton, is still secure. As long as he keeps off the cyder ! Lol!

Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe

Daily Mail News Link

With helpful link provided by:Field Marshal Cuntgomery

Following Normans recent uncunting of John Lydon I have nominated football pundits, well one really, Graeme Souness (who was not a cunt to begin with) but I digress, for an uncunting.

Souness was providing post-match analysis of the game between Chelsea and Tottenham following a high octane match with plenty of argro for a local derby and a bust up between the two managers.

“Its a mans game all of a sudden again. I think we’ve got our football back, as I would enjoy football – men at it, blow for blow, and the referee letting them get on with it”.

BBC News Link

Of course in the clownworld of the Twattersphere this stirred some shit. Plenty of bedwetting from England wimminz player who nobody can remember from a few weeks ago were outraged. Deliberately distorting the comments and taking them out of context to suit their faux outrage. Poor Karen ‘144 caps for England’ Carney looked like he had shit in her handbag and told her to fuck off to the kitchen and get the dinner on.

Refreshing to see someone speaking honestly after the BLM bullshit, studio panels infested with twats like Lineker and Prof Rio Ferdinand or token muppet women who have about as much insight as the local pub bore. A summer of browbeaten men forced to endure the Lionesses looking like they were in some fucking ISIS hostage video whist blathering on about a side that would get thumped by the local U15’s boys team.

When asked if he regretted what he said, he replied “not a word”.

Nice one Souno.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

And seconded by: Chuff Chugger

Well, I second this nom on the basis of his original comment- definitely not a cunt in my book.

However, later in the BBC story in the link provided by LL, there is this little ‘get out of jail free statement’

‘Later in a statement released through Sky, Souness said: “To clarify my comments from yesterday, I was referring to the two Premier League matches I watched live on Sunday afternoon, rather than the sport of football.

“Football is a game for everyone to enjoy.”

Now, from that perspective allowing an obviously PR manufactured statement to be attributed to him, Souness does regain a tad out cuntishness.

I would have told them to fuck off and shit on the paper it was written on to gain full removal of forever being considered a cunt on this site. But he didn’t.

I’d like to nominate the Conservative party’s navel gazing leadership contest.

This link sums up the contest quite well:

FT News Link

[A six week contest, between two totally unsuitable candidates, played out interminably to the whole population of whom only 0.2% are allowed to vote on the outcome.]

At this point, over half way into the contest, it seems there might be a clear winner but the process rolls on regardless. The previous incumbent of 10 Downing Street, meanwhile, having insisted on “staying on” (presumably to keep creaming those lovely expenses and lining up favours for wealthy businessmen in order they may return them post office) is refusing to have anything to do with running the country.

And, all the while this farce carries on, the “cost of living crisis” (mostly brought about by, some recent and some longstanding, inept decisions of the same politicians) rages on. But not a word about this from these cunts. It doesn’t exist to them and they don’t even bother paying lip service to it.

Brexit was about a little bit of power being returned to the people. The Conservatives managed to avoid that happening whilst carrying out the pretence of actually doing something about it. Buoyed up by this they now think they can just totally ignore the population whilst they indulge themselves in their pathetic political games.

There’s an old saying: never forgive and never forget. Carry this thought with you to the next general election when you will get a say (and have the opportunity to spoil your ballot paper because all the other cunts on it will be just as bad!). [Assuming of course there aren’t riots and a complete breakdown of society in the meantime.]

Nominated by: Mikdys

And then there’s this from Thomas the Cunt Engine

Rishi “The Snake” Sunak.

Normally I wouldn’t say anything racist against an Indian, but in this case: fuck this bud-bud ding-ding piece of shit.
The worst Chancellor ever?
Worse than Badger Lamont?
Probably.
Now he’s been in the press saying that he ‘rues the Government’s ch1nk flu strategy’ and says ‘scientists should never have been
put in charge of the country’s response’.
Pull the other, you lying cunt. You were the leading proponent of all the lockdowns and all that ‘eat out to help out’ bollocks.
All that Covid money to fake businesses that’s gone forever.
And the Track & Trace app? £37 billion?!
Where’s that money gone, prick?
A few million (maybe) for some spotty oik to modify an already-existing app and dozens of billions squirrelled away to your fucking mates.
If it even existed at all.
Who’s going to pay the Covid money back to the Central Banks?
Us, the working folk of England.
We’re going to be buggered for decades (unless the WEF get their way and we’re back to using horses and carts and eating insects.
This motherfucker ought to be hung, drawn and quartered.

And for balance, Sir Limply Stoke offers his thoughts on “Bag-of-Old-Bollocks” Truss – the Fake Iron Lady

The most annoyingly persistent perpetrator is old twisted mug Liz Truss. Photo ops always available with scarf flailing in the wind pretending to be a tank commander plus the usual Johnson hi-viz vests and Mrs T’s favourite, the white coat to emphasize clinical knowledge (at least the Blessed Margaret was a chemistry graduate).

Before Lizzie T there was the embarrassing Maggie May who gave much hope of Iron Ladyness, soon dashed, by putting the boot in on the Police Federation at their Conference.

Photo ops of Mrs May pretending to be a tank commander when her premiership started going tits up? You betcha.

Not to be binary genderist, we have Johnson trying to fake it as Churchill (would Captain Chaos have taken air tours of the battle for Germany in a clapped out Blenheim?) or various Ministers such as Hunt the Cunt and dodgy carpet trader Sunac touring hospitals jacketless with the tie tucked in and shirt cuffs folded up ala David Cameron. Can’t imagine Winnie doing that all though he might have toured Covid Wards in his Siren Suit. Note to Tory Party image makers – are you missing a trick there or just content to let Starmer balls it up?

The sadness of it all is that whenever Truss does anything vaguely Thatcher like her ratings with the Party Membership rocket skywards.

Further sadness, the geriatric Tory faithful fall for it time and time again.

New Statesman News Link