This is a link to a story from the Daily Fail admittedly but it would appear that County Crickets most delicate of wallflower’s, amongst the displays of anti semitism which have since bitten him on the arse, has been accused of bullying kids and “fat shaming” them.

Maybe a case of mud slinging from embittered former friends and teammates and the likes, but to coin a popular playground phrase – he started it.

Now me personally, I’ve no problem with fat kids being called names etc by other kids because I’m a bit of a cunt who happens to think it probably helps toughen them up or maybe make them actually do something to help lose weight. Plus I’m not the one sitting crying on the telly calling everybody a racist. Anyways – I digress.

Mr Rafiq has recently been threatening to emigrate in order to protect himself and his family.
Perhaps Mr Rafiq hadn’t been hurling stones from his enormous glass mansion, throwing his ex teammates under the metaphorical bus along the way, causing no end of detritus and kept his fucking stupid mouth shut all along, then he wouldn’t have ended up in this situation.

What a cunt.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.
Indeed.

I was looking at TikTok videos of the most Woke. And I suddenly realised the more Woke you are the plainer you are.

Not wholly but definitely it is there.

Lets be honest when you’re young you will do almost anything to stand out. To be talked about. To be ‘somebody’ amongst your peers.

I am coming to the belief that a lot of this Woke nonsense is essentially about getting noticed.

Its a way of becoming ‘strange’ ‘special’ in some way.

Dreadful generalisation but aren’t ‘Goths’ beneath all the make-up and the dark mysteriousness of their garb just average looking Joes and Josephine’s.

Same thing with the T people. They have nothing really that much going for them. So they ‘pick up’ on being Woke.

Not all. I do believe some have a serious inner ‘dysphoria’ but there is a danger yes in having your penis or breasts chopped off for Fashion’s sake. Just because it is the thing to do.

Oscar Wilde- ‘There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not been talked about.’

Switching it a bit to the abortion debate. Senator Matt Gaetz in America described the Pro-Abortionists at these rallies as ‘fat,’ ‘ugly’ and ‘disgusting’. When asked don’t you think those people would be offended hearing that. He replied ‘Be offended’.

But it is a brutal truth. The videos of these rallies show very many on the pro-abortions side ARE fat and ugly.

These women take up radical left wing politics because they aren’t very attractive is the truth of it.

Wasn’t that the case with the Greenham Common women?

More generally -‘Politics is showbiz for ugly people’. Some truth in that.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qFO15cI-hls

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

“I’m not interested in money”
No, why are you insulted by the response, then?

Mirror News Link

Can’t get my head round this one.
Was he injured?
What exactly does he want Aldi to do?
He seems somewhat befuddled, but he did a really good compo face, for the selfie.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

”If France wants to lead Europe to a new era of military self-reliance, how come its contribution to the war effort in Ukraine is so small?”

Well, I think the frogs have supplied thousands of white flags along with a commitment to hide under the bed should Putin invade further west.. They are also supplying tanks with supercharged reverse gears if the worse happens.

Vive La France.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I feel the need to cunt Money for Nothing tv show starring Sarah Moore and her entourage of freaks.

Consider the following scenario , you have just arrived at your local dump and are offloading what you (and 99% of the population) know is total and utter shit. i.e. is worth fuck all.
Along comes a posh bint with a Mong0l haircut ( whom the narrator, the already cunted Arfur Smiff ) describes as an entrepreneur who asks your permission to take the crab-infested piss-stained mattress off your hands because she thinks that bits of it can be recycled “for a profit”

She will take said piece of worthless crap (hence why it’s in the dump!) and send it to some of her “exceptionally gifted “ colleagues who will use their exceptional abilities to make into useful items that everyone admires.

The cunts that she sends the crap to are a bunch of Creative Art /design school failures that are unemployable in the real world with silly names like Rupert,Ollie,Horse,Simeon.There’s even a blind wood-turner ffs.

Somehow one of these “craftsmen” manages to use the fabric from the pissy mattress to make a bunch of “chic” handbags which are either “snapped up by a private buyer” or purchased by the owner of a “vintage” clothing shop in an obscure part of the country.
The profit made from recycling the piece of shit (inevitably a ridiculously substantial amount) is then given to the cunt that dumped the item in the first place.

Sarah Moore,who’s vocabulary is dominated by words like “fantastic” and “amazing” must have an extensive network of people with mental health issues who actually buy this crap.
She even has a go at up cycling with her extensive toolkit comprising a bent screwdriver and a blunt saw.

I forgot to mention that there used to be a female-to-male trannny called EJ as one of the other presenters, as well as that notable furniture restorer Jay Blades whose “skills” amount to repainting an old chair but with a really clever and edgy twist in that he paints one of the legs a different colour. Wow!

You couldn’t make it up. Actually you can because it’s the BBC.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_for_Nothing_(TV_programme)
(Link kindly provided by our resident handyman, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: cuntator