Dead Pool [395]

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Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 394 by picking King Harald V of Norway who has died this morning aged 89 from a bloodstream infection brought on by a are gorm of anaemia.He was the King of Norway for 35 years and was a popular monarch much liked by his subjects.He is survived by his wife Queen Sonja his elder Sister Astrid as well as his two Children including the new King Haakon (who is married to a close friend of Epstein and is the stepfather of a convicted rapist) as well as several Grandchildren.

On to Dead Pool 395

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cubt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded in chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

40 thoughts on “Dead Pool [395]”

  1. The Grim Reaper strikes again!
    Congratulations Shaun.

    Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Justin Welby
    Liza Minelli
    Janet Street-Porter

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  13. Dave Scott (astronaut)
    Renée Richards
    Roy Clarke
    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Clive “The Book” Thomas (Welsh football referee)

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      • No reason you can’t replace Toots. Key word in rule 1 is “will”, i.e. a future event.The fact he was already brown bread, i.e. a past event, therefore made him an invalid choice to start with and he couldn’t be counted as one of your 5 picks so you’re allowed to replace him with Ms Sinatra.

      • Apologies Admin for appointing myself judge & jury on the interpretation of the rules. Feel free to disagree.

  23. Billy Connolly…. Unfunny porridge wóg.
    Diana Ross….. Supreme Warbler.
    Bill Clinton…… American Cunt.
    David Jason….. Del Boy.
    Freda Payne….. Band of Gold.

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    • Fun fact, Vanessa Redgrave would have been the first performer to say “cunt” on the British screen, as scripted in Ken Russell’s The Devils when she exhorted the exorcising priest to “Unhand me you stupid Christ-loving cunt”. The BBFC said no way and it had to be re-dubbed with “runt”. The bastards then allowed “cunt” for the first time a few scant months later in Mike Nichols’ supremely boring Carnal Knowledge.

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