National Odd Socks Day


National Odd Socks Day. My employer informed us yesterday that Monday 14th November is Odd Socks Day. This means that if you happen to be anti-bullying ( I used to be, but there are some grey areas these days) you can demonstrate this by wearing odd socks on Monday. The employer and indeed the BBC helpfully pointed out that odd socks are socks that do not match. Thank God for that or I might have made a total mess of it. Anyway, I have a vision of some soft cunt proudly wearing his odd socks on Monday, only to be ridiculed by others, and then having a breakdown. What a time to be alive…

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

Heart-breaking Struggles


This is fucking outrageous…some daft mare whinging that she only “earns” £900 a month in benefits and struggles to feed her (naturally registered disabled) brats….can afford 2 mobile phones on contract, Netflix ,a £500 rat-dog, tattoos but is £1200 in arrears on the electric.

My heart bleeds that they can’t afford their trips to McDonalds and can’t afford to go abroad on holiday….those lazy tax-paying Cunts who work to pay for their holidays should be taxed more so that the Gotnowt -Slappas can afford a week in Benidorm. It’s their human rights, innit.

Here’s an idea, you fucking Tart…get a fucking job and stop expecting the taxpayer to raise your children… and fucking well get sterilised too.

Chronicle Live News Link

Nominated by: Foxchaser-Fiddler


And here’s another heartrending story courtesy of the Cunstable

The shame of broken Britain.

”Cost of living: ‘We’ve only got 30p left on our prepayment meter”’

Tragic I know you will agree. But I note this from the BBCs heart rending story: –

From the picture, she doesnt lack money for eyebrow sculpting. Or fancy ear piercing.
She doesnt work but looks after her ‘disabled’ husband and relies on benefits. So we pay her as carer and him, with his bad back probably, for his disability. They will also be entitled to a fucking car.
She owes £11,000 having not paid a bill for some years.

And it’s all the government’s fault.

BBC News Link

Matt Hancock (7)


Matt Hancock, How bad have things got for this most useless of ex ministers?

FFS this cunt must be nearing skid row he has signed up for Drum roll wait for it The Ant and Lard jungle show. And they (politicians) expect us to take them seriously.

GBNews News Link

I thought this annual jamboree of kangaroo testicle eating bullshit was just for Z list celebrities and not for cunts that not that long ago were in charge of the nations health.

He was the Secretary of State for Health and Social Care. How do these utter pricks (or clowns if you prefer) get to such positions of power?

Anyway king of the jungle ? Matt Wanksock? More like lord of the Flies.

Pathetic.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

More of the same from Lord Scunthorpe

Matt Hancock ‘The Complete Cunt.’
Probably guilty of genocide. He’s writing a book about something. But as from the begining of this clusterfuck, in the impending inquiry, it will always be someone elses fault. He’s been called a ‘complete prat,’ by someone of his own party, although we all on here, knew that a lot earlier. Now suspended by the Conservatives for his, soon to be appearing on the latest ‘I’m a Celebrity, get me out of here’ showing. I hope one of them worlds deadliest spiders, down there bites into one of his limbs, & injects a batch of fertilised eggs into his bloodstream. Then during the impending fever, he takes a swim to cool off, & a great white just happens to chew on his arms, the nasty grinning cunt!

and supported by: Lord of the Rings

Seconded !
“Little Matty Hancock” as Patrick Christies keeps calling him.
Saw him outside Tory party hq, clapping like a trained seal as our new PM did his victory lap. Watched his smile disappear as Fishy Rishy shook hands to his left and right, skipping little Matty.
Knows his political career’s toast – now hoping to be the next darling of the lefty media & tv set – what a Cunt !

And a fourth helping from Baron Von Cunthausen

Massive and over-due cunting for Matt Hancock.
Last nom for this huge bell-end on the Hallowed pages of IsaC was June/July 2021.

I’d actually thought this sleazy little shit-weasel had done us all a big favour and fucked off to South America with his eye-tie GiLF mistress and suitcases full of UK taxpayers money (after royally fucking the NHS, lying to the nation and cheating on his Mrs and kids)

But NO!, the heartless, souless, lying, cheating money grabbing little shit stain is back on our TV screens and pouting all over social media in November 2022, showing off like an ‘A’ list Hollywood celebrity, acting all innocent and pretending like he didn’t lie to the public during Covid whilst destroying his family at the same time by shagging a beat up old Italian slapper meanwhile breaking social distance rules.

Here is the giant twerp (if anyone cares):

The Times Link.

Being a narcissistic little cunt as always.

We can only hope that a venomous Australian funnel Web spider finds its way into his sleeping bag whilst he’s in the jungle and sinks its fangs right into his tiny little pecker when he’s on that stupid ‘im a celebrity’ bullshit Tav program (for all the brain dead wankers out there who watch it)

Fuck off Hancock you mammoth Cunt.
Your lies bought misery and suffering on many innocent people during the 2 year Covid pandemic whilst you broke the rules cheating on your own family at the same time.

Iceland’s Cathedral City Cheese and Ham Toastie


Who in their right mind would pay £2.75 for a fucking frozen sandwich which takes 27 minutes to cook in the oven?…I’ll tell you who….fat, ugly Sows with a litter of fat, ugly piglet brats who are “on the spectrum” and all the shades of brown on the Dulux colour-chart. Too lazy to even make a fucking sandwich and too poor to order from Deliveroo since the big night out with “the girls” ( a collection of vacuous, tattooed, idle Sluts and Munters).

They’ll squeal on about “the Govt. needs to do more to help” while buying shite like this for their runty, sub-normal whelps.. I do agree with them that the Govt should do more to help…more to help the mugs who have to pay to keep the sponging bastards.

Shove the frozen toasties up the fat trollops’ Cunts and end the iniquity of fucking child benefits.

Iceland Shop Link

Nominated by: Foxchaser-Fiddler

(Did you wake up in another bad mood, Dick? – Day Admin)

Primark

.Why is every other news item I see in news feed about this tat shop?

Daily Record News Link

Here’s an example, but every story is about shoppers “rushing” to buy the latest “dupe”, whatever the fuck that is, or being “shocked, gobsmacked, amazed, etc”. Insert your own superlative here.

Whatever happened to stories about vacuous tarts having the Greggs logo tattooed on their arse?
Simpler times, eh?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest