Saunas are abominations.

Why would anyone want to pay £15.00 to be trapped in a tiny steaming hot hell hole, sweating buckets, in close contact with other humans sweating grease, ooze and dirt out of their bodies. What is the fun in sitting in an unbearably hot room, so thick with acrid humidity that one can’t breathe?

This hellish health treatment originated in Finland. After the war, German soldiers brought the habit back to Germany and Austria, where it became popular in the second half of the 20th century. Compared to fighting in a Nazi battalion, I suppose it would seem pleasant – but only marginally so. Those dastardly Finns have even installed a sauna in a ferris wheel in Helsinki. It’s called the SkySauna. My definition of hell is to be trapped in the Sky Sauna, 200 feet above the grim Helsinki cityscape, my life ebbing away in a cloud of boiling acrid steam, with half a dozen overweight sweating Finns. In what parallel universe could this even be considered desirable?

My wife loves saunas and would like to install one in the house. I’d prefer an extension to my garage. At least there I can breathe in beautiful petrol fumes – vastly preferable to a sauna.

Saunas are cunts.

https://www.skysauna.fi

The Grauniad Link.

Nominated by: MMCM

(Old Photo: Same Old Shite – Day Admin)

There are 10s of 1000s of cunts in Egypt who are desperately trying to reverse climate change. Change which has been going on since the planet cooled from molten and using data based on very recent measurements. 200 years tops. Which seem to ignore the warm periods in recent and older epochs. But the point of this meeting seems to be simple.

The West wants to virtue signal. Hand wring and talk bollocks, achieving fuck all. Again.

The 3rd World want reparations that make the aid they rely on now pale into insignificance. Reparations that will be fairly shared out among the ruling classes of every shithole on earth.

Well worth the carbon footprint.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Quickly followed by CuntyMort

Climate Hypocrites

Cunters you will no doubt be aware of the stirrings in Sharm el Sheik this week. Every cunt his brother and sister going on about global warming. If they are so fucking worried why are they not holding these meetings on zoom?

Why has Krankie rocked up? What contribution or solution can she bring to the table? All these cunts flying in on jets. Rules for plebs not us. I seriously hope some fucking devotee of Alan’s snackbar performs a terrorist stunt on the assembled cunts.

As an added piss boiler there is a look at the menu these troughing cunts are indulging in, payable by us mugs. Fuck it I’m going to get pissed now.

Daily Mail News Link

And on a similar note there’s this from Cuntamus Prime

A cunting for ever more hysterical climate alarmism and closing the stable door after the horse has bolted.

The BBC is parroting the apocalyptic gibberings of the UN ‘Chief’ (because it’s a fucking tribe) fat-face Guterres that we are on ‘the highway to climate hell’.

BBC News Link

Reuters Link.

Go directly to Climate Hell. Forget crisis, emergency, ignore apocalypse, do not pass go, do not collect £200.

I remember reading some years ago that 400ppm of CO2 in the atmosphere was a tipping point that, if exceeded, would cause decades or warming to be locked in, even if we went carbon neutral that day.

That point has long since passed (2016) and yet the proclamations from the media, government and UN are sounding ever more febrile and apocalyptic, and all for nothing. the climate horse has disappeared over the hill and left us with clusters of unscientific dung, scooped up and fed to us by everyone from Boss-man Guterres, Hugh Edwards and Just Stop Oil/whacko Rebellion Soy boys and Blue hairs.

Prof James lovelock, creator of the Gaia theory, has said that it’s too late to ‘save the planet’, computer models don’t reflect the complexity of our climate and people should simply stop worrying and enjoy life.

Telegraph Link.

Remember computer models in the pandemic? Half a million dead. It seems these models are only as accurate as the data fed into them. The public are very wary of scientist using models to justify huge lifestyle changes after the fuck-ups over Covid. Why should they accept this nonsense?

Whether you believe we’re responsible for this planetary hiccup or not, the result is the same; there is no longer any point worrying about climate change.

I remember noticing the passing of the 400ppm milestone, putting my feet up, eating a jam tart and saying, ‘fuck the planet’.

Africa not going back appears to be such a Cunt?

BBC News Link

We are taught , or were taught, read somewhere that new theories are emerging; that Africa is was the cradle of man / human kind.

Many commentators have championed black and African achievements. ?

Still for a second pause for reflection, assume some of the above to be true, why then is every fucker trying to leave? And is suggesting that those trying to do so illegal should return such a wicked thing. ?

The link is the tale of a french mp who said so in parliament. Now of course the media beeb etc claims he said it to another FRENCH born mp who happens to be black. And of course deviates from the actual comment.

Return the illegal fuckers back.

Back to paragraph one. Why is it such a Cunt?? Apparently.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

Emergency Cunting for this piece of shit, Jeremy Hunt

This twat announced his Autumn Statement (17th November 2022) and it was clear from the tone that he had watered down some of the rumoured austerity measures until after the next general election (no later than 2024).

Instead, he went on the charm offensive with a few dangling carrots, most of them aimed at protecting public services and boosting the finances for pensioners and the many millions claiming state benefits.

Usually such rises are linked to wages, but on this occasion, he linked it to inflation (currently at 10.1%)

Of course with every carrot there has to be a stick, or in this case a big fuck-off club with the word “Taxpayer” burnt into it. Seems that the taxpayer will be making the great sacrifices in order to “guide the UK to a more prosperous future.” – But for whom exactly?

The Autumn Statement (AS) has been deciphered as anti-economic growth, as there seems little incentive for self-employed people with new or small businesses to bother given how his tax policies are going to make life extreme tough for them to become successful.

Tory MPs are also worried that the AS is penalising the working and middle classes while offering milk and honey to something like 43% of the adult population who do not or cannot work!

He is also throwing an additional £90bn on the Welfare State and almost £7bn at the NHS over 2 year with little or no reform or accountability and patients still can’t gain fast acess to GPs or dentists!

Round these figures up and it would seem that total public sector spending this year will reach almost 50% of our entire Gross Domestic Product!

Not only that but Hunt was on Radio 4 this morning embracing the idea of closer trade ties with the EU, which some MPs and commentators have taken to mean Brexit being diluted even in all but name.

He also came across as being “relaxed” about the news that net immigration is well over 200,000 per year (and those are the ones we know about!) And this is totally at odds with the Home Secretary’s wish to reduce net immigration down to the “tens of thousands”

Is Hunt doing this because he wants cheap labour to make up for the million or so job vacancies a lot of lazy cunts in this country don’t want because they’d be worse off than staying on benefits?

Rumours of another rebellion are afoot, but clearly there is something very wrong/suspicious with this government and its “Consocialist” prinicples. Moreover, it would seem they are laying the foundations for a possible Labour government to build on – or Build Back Better!

Hunt deserves a swift kick in the bollocks by the millions of workers who are going to be fucked over by this smug cunt.

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

A thorough labia cunting for “the pussy pass”. What that you think. Its the uneven and wildly disparate result of events in a men vs women setting.

Daily Fail Link.

Had this been done by a bloke the sentence would have been a bit more than a slap on the wrist. Time after time we see the same criminal offences committed by women as men but with massively different sentences and outcomes.

Is it because these slags have a civic duty (of sucking off as many blokes as possible) and need to be not sent down ?

Nominated by: Toxicbob