Thinning hair. (Posh for going bald – Day Admin)
I’m at Elders, and she’s lowering my ears.
“Blimey, she says. It’s like trimming a rabbit. So fine and fluffy.”
“so, am I going bald?”
“Oh no, errm, I’ve had to trim your neck a bit higher.”
“because I’m going bald”
“No, no. The texture of your hair has changed and…. I’m not going to cut the top quite as short as usual”
“because I’m going bald”
Happy days. I already look like a constipated turtle, weigh about 8 stone, couldn’t win an arse kicking contest in a room of one legged men, and now I’m going bald. Could life get any better?
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
Slebs who rock bald look https://www.esquire.com/style/grooming/g35453364/bald-actors-celebrities/
Yul Brynner started, it would seem with his King and I look that he had to maintain on stage for over 4,000 performances.
Telly Savalas, of course, he made a shaved heid sexy.
And last but not least…
Yul was very cool or so he seemed when I watched him in films growing up. Lots of gravitas.
Always liked Jason Statham ever since his Lock Stock days.
Little bit stereotyped as the 1 dimensional action man, but he’s done well in Wokiewood even if he’s not quite an A-lister. But the semi-bald and 5 o’clock shadow suits him.
But then there’s Patrick fucking Stewart. What a fucking Klingon he is!
I reckon it was when tennis god, Andre Agassi shave his coupon that ‘s when regular men started doing it…
Not sure why I posted a picture of Limahl off Kagagoogoo next to Omid Djalili. Must be the microchips in the vaccine finally being activated by the Lizard Overloads in Israel.
I like the films I’ve seen Statham in too. Not seen them all; there’s only so many jumping through the air with guns you need to see!
Imagine Stewart with a comb over though or a Crusty the Clown. He might be insufferable but at least he’s well presented.
Statham… for a one dimension action man…his stocks must have risen sky high!
I once worked with a bloke who called his short back and slap ‘The solar panel for a sex machine’.
He was a cunt.
I despise other slapheads especially if doing well for themselves or held up as sex symbols.
In the 70s it was classed quite rightly as a disability.
A embarrassing, disfigurement,
Little kids would shout abuse!
You’d be mocked in pubs.
Shunned by society.
No, I stand apart in my baldness. Own it.
Like Ming the merciless.
That Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, other bald fuckers with shed hair all over the shoulders of their tuxedos,
Like people can’t see theyre frauds?
But people still fawn and clap them.
Like him as well,
Clearly Down Syndrome.
Put a tash and a cowboy hat on= sex symbol.
Nought wrong with a shaven skull, Mis.
My daughters will tell you that.
I have mine cropped to a 3, 2 in Summer. Might be going zero next cut.
It’s not so much the loss of hair, it’s how cold my nut is.
I’m really wearing a hat indoors, my head is cold.
Wear a balaclava JP.
But only indoors.
All sorts of misunderstandings happen if you wear it outdoors..
I’ve taken to shaving it all offf say goodbye to shampoo hair drying keeping it down in the wind. I leave a stripe unshaven over the top to take the piss until the next visit by a big boss.
Some kids down the street laughed and called me The Last Airbender
I looked it up later and if I’d known at the time they would have got a good smacking
What about the Trumpster? There’s something going on there but I can’t figure it out. It’s some kind of comb over but I can’t see quite how it works. No doubt he pays some Teezy Weezy type cunt a big wedge to pull it off. Whoever he is , he’s a fucking genius.
It’s a bit like those intricate nests hummingbirds make?
More a sculpture than a syrup.
Yes, a sculpture.
It’s a sideways mullet.
Talking of cunts, there’s that Sajid Javid baldy bastard of a minister.
That smug grin and beady eyes, plus a Malteser head must qualify him for a boot in the bollocks
Point of Order:
Savage Javid is not a minister. Furthermore, he will not be standing for re-election at the next GE.
Trump has a multi comb over thing going on. A fair bit of internet bytes are taken up with deconstructing it. Easy to see what he does when you see the hair blowing in the wind https://www.irishtimes.com/news/offbeat/donald-trump-s-marilyn-monroe-moment-hair-raising-video-goes-viral-1.3384720
He needs some super glue on that, the wanker.
Yes, that would be how I’d described my potential mullet look earlier on.
Obviously, the Donald hasn’t used 4 tins of Rock Hard sculpting hair clay, followed by 2 tins of extra hold hairspray.
Tut, you offer advice…
Every morning that I look in the mirror I have a bit more face to wash.
What about the wimminz? In my yoof Gail Porter was all over the lad mags, a genuine stunner and was always hanging off the cock of some 90’s musician and then she started suffering from alopecia and slowly turned into Ian Hislop. Real shame.
Gail Porter in her prime
You are a wicked person.
You will not be going to Heaven, you cruel, cruel man!
You don’t see many bald wimminz these days, if at all in fact.
Probably all wearing syrups or at a push a letterbox outfit in support of Muslim wimminz.like that Shamima Ee-by-gum!
I think that Doreen Lawrence is semi-bald and wears a weave or whatever these cunts stick on their heads. Probably whiteys fault too.
Boreen Doreen is bald LL.
She knits her own wigs,
Merkins they call them.
Women, especially pretty women, can carry off wigs no problem. As long as it the right wig. Wigs on men rarely look right. I think Gail should’ve gone down the wig route instead of spending years talking about her hair loss and losing out on jobs.
Joan Collins is always in a wig. She’s fab.
Joanie in Space 1999 was sexy as fuck.
Ex- Manchester City Chairman, Peter Swales, had a notoriously bad Irish Jig. Then his successor, Francis Lee also had a very obvious syrup.
Maybe Pep Cuntiola should get one? On second thoughts, maybe not. City have committed enough fraud already….🤔
Good old Norman…..never misses an opportunity to have a pop at his enemies…….Citeh and the Scousers!
That Cilla Black was a right slag wasn’t she Norman?
A total cunt, by most accounts, Freddie.
A neighbour of mine worked at Manchester and Heathrow, and he told me Cilla was one of the biggest cunts to ever pass through the airports. She was also shite. The only person who could sing flat and sharp at the same time.
Good to see you Jack.
Thought you’d gone as well!
Hope your keeping well pal?
What the fuck?!
Where’d you go?
That’s funny, where did Jack’s post go? Censored? I couldn’t see anything wrong with it.
Hello Mr Dribbler,
Glad you saw it too,
Was questioning my sanity!
Nowt wrong with that was there?
What did he say?
He just said about the Ukraine thread being shut, the grass button,
And Fiddler’s disappearance.
Was friendly and mild?
As long as he didn’t disrespect the Billy Bullshitters…
My post, earlier in the thread to General Bullshitter has been pulled, too.
What’s the point, eh?
Perhaps it was his request for air fryer tips, Mis? Maybe NA is just looking after Jack’s masculine reputation.
Hello, MNC. I’m in excellent shape, thank’s for asking. 👍
You ok ?
We made it through another year, eh ?
And now there’s another one to get stuck into. 😀
I see that my ‘ State Of The Board ‘ address has been pulled. ☹️
Hard times, LOL 😂
Probably drowned it in a bucket 😀
Take it easy 👍
Glad your ok pal,
Thought you’d baled out.
Yep, I’m tickety boo.
Full of spunk.😁
No parachute 😀
We spunky fucking few.
We band of Cunts 😁
I’ve never had a problem with knob-heads.
If you have lost most of your hair, whether due to medication or hormones, then it seems that shaving off what’s left seems a reasonable thing to do.
What I don’t understand is shaving off a perfectly good head of hair.
And even worse, shaving your head and then growing a fucking beard! What’s that all about?
Just means that whereas I have to decide where to trim my sideburns down to, they have to decide where to trim them up to !!!! Seems fucking weird to me. Any explanations?
Simply self-image I imagine. They check themselves out in a mirror and think they look good (even if they look like a cnut to everyone else – especially the ones who think the bald head and bushy beard makes them appear well ‘ard when the reality is they just seem well g@y).
It’s no different in my eyes to a woman dyeing her hair or sporting a particular cut/style e.g. bob cut, plaits, ponytail etc.
If they feel happy with the look they choose for themselves then frankly it’s a case of b@lls to what anyone else thinks.
Once saw a porno where the male star jizzed all over a bald woman’s swede! Funny as fuck. She looked like a cue ball covered in ice cream!
Don’t shave the hair round your noggin. Let it grow like the Japanese and bring it over from the back into a topknot. Dress like a retired samurai for the remainder of your life. Make yourself look more authentic by having your eyes cosmetically designed to look like Toshiro Mifune. Slice a few heads off in your spare time with your samurai sword if you feel like.
What an appalling set of outdated stereotypes you’ve just listed. Shame on you
The modern Jappy-chappy is much more likely to wank himself silly whilst sniffing used girlies panties at home in his miniature single-room apartment before hanging himself.
A bit like Michael Hutchence then?
Strangle wanking cunt….😉
Or dress like a collie?
Or just pretend you’re that Uber-cunt Steven Segal. What a fucking throbber he is! Daft cunt thinks he’s a fucking Jedi!
Didn’t he marry Kelly Lebrock?
I’d have fucked her to death during her Weird Science/Woman In Red years….
I’ve seen some strange shit online in my time. But a shrine to the king of the East End slapheads takes some beating…🤔