Sport England ‘This Girl Can’ Ad 2020

An enormous, “I can’t see you right today, I’m on my monthlies” cunting, for the new Sport England fitness advert.

I saw this a couple of weeks ago and thought I was hallucinating, There we were, me and Mrs Cuntatious having a little TV time when on it came, a plump bird bending over and pulling her yoga pants on, Tammy string dangling. We needed to rewind to see it again as we thought dementia had caught up with us suddenly and we were imagining it, but there it was, in all it’s stringy glory. The world is quickly going down the toilet and is full of advertising and marketing cunts, thinking up shit like this just for the sake of it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7889727/New-fitness-ad-featuring-woman-tampon-thread-hanging-underwear-inspires-women.html#comments

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO

The Labour Party (8)

The Labour party and S’Kier Starmer. It’s Wednesday 17th Feb, and it’s already turned into a shit week for HM’s official opposition. Last week, Starmer was photographed in front of a Union Flag, and was talking shit about how the party needed to be seen as more patriotic. The problem there though, is that t

he party is now infested with middle class, Oxbridge parasites, who despise the UK, especially the working class. Nobody is EVER going to believe that the Labour party is in anyway patriotic. They still haven’t shaken their image as an anti-Semitic party.

Then it came out that S’Kier, having seen his personal and party ratings take a dive, has recently brought in that slimy pile of dog shit, Peter Mandelson as an advisor, much to the disgust of…well…most people. You know you’re on the way out of the door when you have to resort to employing a nasty, corrupt (had to resign from government twice over financial scandals) self-import cunt like Mandelson to raise your image.

Then a Labour group published a report which demanded that when (ha ha ha) Labour get back into government, they should pay reparations to various countries, because of the Empire, slavery etc etc. They also want to get rid of the awards system, Knighthoods, MBE’s and all that, and presumably military awards too and the House of Lords. To be honest, I can fully get behind the abolishment of the House of Lords, they’re all a bunch of cunts anyway.

And here’s the best bit. They have now decided that they will no longer be using gender specific titles such as Mr and Mrs, and will be replacing them with the made up ‘Mx’. You can opt to use Ind, which I think means indeterminate or Misc, which is miscellaneous. Wow, they’re really appealing to the population outside the Metrocentric so called ‘elite’, aren’t they. If I receive a letter from Labour which begins with ‘Dear Mx’, I will send it back to them with the words; “It is a scientific fact that their are only TWO genders. Anyone who thinks otherwise, should not be allowed to be vote because they are intellectually incapable of making such a decision” written in big letters on the top of it.

I firmly believe that our current government is shite. And incompetent (with the exception of Trade Secretary, Liz Truss, and Kemi Badenoch who, despite taking the worst racist abuse from the other side of the commons and their demented supporters for being a black, female Tory, is very happy to kick the likes of BLM and Antifart squarely in the bollocks). Especially the albino walrus in Downing Street. So it’s truly depressing the opposition are even bigger cunts. And there is every sign that they’re just going to get worse.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Deliveroo (2)

More of an un-cunting than a cunting perhaps, but Deliveroo have finally come to realise the sort of scum who use their services by offering takeaways on finance.

The inbred benefit claimants can now defer payment or pay via installments. What kind of cunt has to pay for a dominoes in installments?

Many people, including Martyn Lewis, are wailing and wringing their hands, but I think it’s fucking hilarious and a move in the right direction. The fucking shame it heaps on these grease-addicted fucktards.

Fuck the underclass, the epsilon semi-morons, the ‘concerned’ of Twitter and Martyn Lewis

Good on Deliveroo for recognising your customers for what they are; feral, penniless, idle, feckless scum.

Economic Times Link

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Gary Lineker

Gary Lineker is still a cunt…
Apart from his much despised anti-Brexit bollocks, old slimy arse has come over all pious about the game he used to play… St Gary had this to say recently…

‘Of all those that have been either arrested, indicted etc., Michel Platini is the saddest and most depressing: he was a footballer, one of us.’

Errr Lineker has made a career out of promoting a game that’s now rotten and corrupt from the top down… All about money and he has been taking his wedge happily….

What a sanctimonious cunt he really is…

Nominated by Norman

Men Playing with Trains

Men who play with trains.
Id like to nominate model train enthusiasm.
Ive always been deeply suspicious of grown men playing with toy choo choos.
Its harmless I suppose but cuntish in the extreme.
Thousands spent on Hornby,
Huge set outs of countryside and villages.
My uncle did this, in his loft he set out a massive trainset,
admittedly a lot of skilled work,
Attention to detail, and a labour of love.
Hed glow with pride, but you couldn’t touch anything!
And as a 10yr old kid I remember thinking

“You silly cunt”.

Pete Waterman is one of these cranks, when not committing crimes against music Pete likes nothing better than playing with children’s toys.
Some say harmless hobby
Some say hanging offence.
You decide.

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt