Nominated by Captain Haddock
Sepp Blatter
Diane Abbot [4]
Diane Abbott is taxi riding, racist, nuclear disarming, ideas above her station,
fat, ugly, squirming on the sofa, eye rolling whenever she tells a lie,
not answering questions, Andrew Neil hating cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese & Captain Haddock
Prince of Wales [4]
Prince Charles is a jugged eared, adulterous, nauseating,
tree hugging, interfering, Qatari loving,
please-God-not-King-fucking-Charles-III, cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese
James Corden
James Corden is an utterly unfunny, pointless,
get off my telly you talentless fuckwit of a fat cunt, cunt.
Nominated by G.O.T. & Norman Spack M.D.



