Kevin the Robot

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Fuck me! Is this latest piece of trendy advertising shite from cuntfused dot com an irritating little cunt or what?!?

Standing on a fucking motorway bridge reeling off meaningless insurance premiums. Somebody push the little shit off the bridge into the oncoming traffic and let’s see the claim for that!

Accosting pensioners in a car park, FFS! Top the little bastard with your walking stick! Somebody run the cunt over and put us out of our misery!

Apparently he can save me £229 on my car insurance according to the shit that just dropped into my mail box. Given I only pay £108 a year, I’d like to see that. A useless bunch of cunts fronted by a metal cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

American justice protestors

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amjustice

I’ll tell you who are cunts; those dopey fuckers chucking bricks at the ‘Po Po’ because a jury found a Mexican not guilty of clipping a nasty little street thug after said thug started beating the wet-back and got the good news delivered with a Glock, with their justification being that ‘Crackers be rasiss ‘n’ sheeit, innit?’

The whole trial was a travesty, with the fact that this jig was pot head with a violent, gang cultured character witheld from the Jury.

Are these cunts the same cunts who celebrated when psycho OJ got a pass for hacking his wife and lover to death?

That’ll be ‘yes’ then.

He must be innocent because he’s black? Cunts.

Nominated by: Termujin

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The Oirish

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I remember talking to a bloke in a pub in Northern Ireland.

After a while the conversation turned to religion. I mentioned that I was an atheist, to which he replied: ‘Ay, but are you a protestant or a catholic atheist’.

I rest my case.

Nominated by: Flaxen Saxon

Jo Brand [4]

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JoBrand1

Fuck, this women defines ugly. It has to be said that I’ve bumped a few ‘aesthetically challenged’ lassies in my miss spent youth. But in mitigation I was very piddled on best Banks bitter.

As a nod to the feminists; there was no hope of an unwanted pregnancy due to the fact that I could never come. Whether due to excess ale or the lack of ‘comeliness’ in the wench, I’ll leave you to be the judge.

Nominated by : Flaxen Saxon