Schooldays spakkers

Posted on November 3, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I want to nominate ‘spakkers’. Not the full blown variety, like cunts in wheel chairs or mongers. I’m referring to the ‘tards’ I went to school with. All the cunts in stream 5 at the local secondary modern.

Johnny Sausage with the thick pebble glasses. The cunt with the accessory nipple who was always taking his shirt off to show to the girl with the gammy eye. The kid who would always shout out the same word in class and think it was funny and then wank off and wipe is jiz on Johny Sausage’s blazer. The poor kid who would always put his hand up for a second helping of free school dinners.

Where are these cunts now?

Nominated by: Flaxen Saxon

Lisping Labour Luvvies

Posted on November 2, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Labour politicians with speech impediments are cunts.

Trying to work out what they are saying as they are gobbing/lisping/dribbling/stuttering all over you. The nasal whine that grates more than nails down a chalkboard. Fat tongued mongs whose think the inability to enunciate their completely insane and immoral policies is some form of disability, instead of the hallmark of the small-minded, spiteful, stupid cunt it actually is. What really pisses me off is the idea they should be immune from criticism because they are mild spazzers, yet continue to insist that they know better than me how to spend my money.

Woy Jenkins, Woy Hattersley, Ed Balls, Ed Milliband, Anuerin Bevan. At least Bevan’s mother chose a name other than Ed or Woy, even though she must have been either pissed or had a speech impediment herself and the registrar couldn’t understand what she was saying when choosing his name, so wrote down a random sequence of vowels and an anagram of urine. Not surprising given that she was Welsh, which is an impediment in itself.

Nominated by: Termujin

Red Ed Miliband [6]

Posted on November 1, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Fuck Milliband, the spastic, looks like Wallace/Gromitt. Cunt.

And fuck all the whiney wankers who think that pointing out that the leader of the opposition had a rabid marxist for a father is poor form. We need more journalists willing to point out the cuntitude of these fucking degenerates.

Nominated by: Termujin

Michael Gove [3]

Posted on October 31, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Michael Gove is not only a cunt who looks like a fucking ventriloquist’s dummy, but he is the ONLY cunt in the land to publicly and unashamedly SUPPORT the Daily Mail’s vicious attack on the dead father of Ed Miliband.

It goes without saying that anyone who writes or reads the Daily Mail is a cunt too (and Gove’s wife is a DM columnist of course), but Gove’s colossal and comprehensive cuntitude scaled new heights. Oh and by the way, when people were holding street parties in celebration of arch cunt Thatcher’s death, the Daily Mail wrote “this bilious hatred and lack of respect for the dead is a disturbing new low in British life” – shame they didn’t believe the same respect was due when writing about the likes of Ralph Miliband and, previously, Stephen Gately.

Hypocritical fucking CUNTS!

Nominated by: Fred West

Garth Crooks

Posted on October 30, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Can you believe Garth Crooks hasn’t been cunted before?

The arse-licking, knows fuck all but thinks he does, black version of Kermit the frog cunt. I despise this dickhead even more than Adrian Chiles!

He appears not only totally unaware of how fucking ridiculous he is but also to be under the mistaken impression that he is an ‘expert’.

Someone should just tell him ‘Look Garth, you’ve had a good run, made a shed load out of talking shit and being black, now be a good chap, STFU and piss off back to Jamaica, and take Funkazi (wife) with you.

He was top scorer at Stoke on his debut season though. 6. In a fucking year. I shit you not.

Nominated by: London Cunt & Termujin