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I would like to nominated “Mummy” as a cunt. She openly flirts with me on Facebook which was very flattering until I found she started life as a man called Marty and still has a dinklage!

I don’t appreciate having my feelings toyed with by some fucking tranny from Florida…

Nominated by: Adam Paul Cortez

No – I don’t want to meet up with you. Not only that but I don’t want to send you pictures of myself naked in compromising positions, give you my phone number or ‘go-private’ in your internet chat room.

However, if you’d like to give me your details, my daddy is a policeman who would very much like to get to know, you sick cunt!

Nominated by: Rolf

David Cameron [15]

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The posh twat Cameron just does what conservatives always do. Labour gets in and fucks up the economy, and then the tories get in and sell off whatever we have left to clear the debt, and claim they are fiscally responsible. Meanwhile we have to pay more money for everything to line the pockets of the newly privatised industry stock holders.

So guess what, we still get fucked!

Nominated by: The oncoming Fart

Sting [4]

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Why Sting?

Because he’s a pompous bastard. All that pretentious bollocks he has done since he disintegrated The Police (ie: everything since ‘Every Breath You Take’). That tantric sex bullshit. That revolting ‘last Police single’ (that total turd remix he did of ‘Don’t Stand So Close To Me’). Carping on about the rainforests while living like a king. He’s like a Bob Geldof with a bit more sophistication and brains…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

David Walliams

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With a face like a Downs Syndrome eskimo, Walliams (along with his bald cunt sidekick) is responsible for some of the most deeply unfunny, lowest common denominator shite that has ever been broadcast. Walliams is the very personification of celebrity culture – incestuous, talentless and redundant, and in dire need of kicking to death.

Nominated by: Fred West

Mr. Stink? Mr Cunt more like!

I rest my case with this piece from 2011

Nominated by: Dioclese

Carol Vordeman [2]

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What can I say? There can be more more edifying sight than a cunt cunting herself on national television.

I thought this old slapper had gracefully retired from the scene, only to be confronted with the old tub of silicon on commercial tellie earlier this week. I forget what she was advertising – it was so memorable – but it should be plastic surgery or hair dye…

Fuck off, Carol, and give us all a break!

Nominated by: Dioclese