"As sponsored by a man who knows fuck all about it but still 
 makes the rules"

Self-rightous holier-than-thou mumsnet mafia, who think that we’re all beholden to the brats they spawned. “Breastfeeding is normal and natural” aye, so is taking a dump. I’d be offended if someone curled one down in a Little Chef, let alone ruining my hundred quid afternoon tea in Claridge’s.

Nominated by: The Large Visage

What a bunch of pointless cunts they are. Founded by a French street mime artist, need I say more about the absolute cuntitude that oozes from every pore of their being.

Someone really needs to tell them that circus acts died out and became about as interesting as the world championship paint drying finale around the same time that the Atari game consoles appeared on the market.

The latest offering from this bunch of complete losers is in fact called ‘Kooza’, ironic really because phonetically speaking this is the Danish word for CUNT!

Check out the pretentious bollocks on the website “combining two circus traditions – acrobatic performance and clowning”.

These just happen to be two of my least favourite things on the planet. Way up there with being shot at by ragheads and gastric flu.

Anyone, and I mean anyone who thinks that performing feats of juggling or other circus bullshit in a public place should be beaten to death with their juggling clubs or fucking unicycle.

You know who you are……CUNTS!!!!

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls