The New Years Honours List


         A cunt previously honoured

The New Year’s Honours list is typically shite…. Dame Joan Collins… Is it for services to crap acting? Services to tacky film roles? Services to playing slags? The only good thing she did was the Cinzano commercial with Rigsby….

James Corden? For being a vast, unfunny, noxious, coked up, lardarsed cunt?

And that other Gavin and Stacey cunt… Who the fuck is next? Russell Brand?!

Esther Rantzen? For ignoring the victims of Jimmy Savile when they came to her (Not to mention the worst TV show in history: That’s Life!)?

What a crock of shit!

Nominated by: Norman