I’d like to nominate ‘white apologists’ for a massive cunting.

“White apologists” are a collection of first world, caucasian, ageing hippies and millennial wank-stains who are so hung up on the actions of their ancestors, that they feel the only way to make amends is call everyone who doesn’t share the same guilt as them a “racist” and a “bigot” on social media, and that the heinous actions of an illegal immigrant from a previously colonised or war-torn country, in a first-world country, such as suicide bombing, attacking citizens, rape and kid-fucking, are totally justified because of all the horror that WE inflicted upon them, and that WE somewhat deserved it had it coming, even though what they are referring to took place ages and ages ago, or literally because we are from the first-world country of which the crime of the illegal or legal alien took place.

This is stupidity on another level and then some. These backward. protesting, simple-minded, trend-following, unattractive fuck monkeys are the very people who deserve to be victims of the cunts they just love to protect, and on the rare occasion it does happen, it is a beautiful thing to behold.

Nominated by Lord Cuntony

A cunting for Gavin Williamson, the defence secretary who has announced that all combat roles are to be open to women, including Royal Marines Commandos, the SAS and SBS, but, and I quote:

“All female soldiers will have the pass the same physical fitness tests as male recruits.”

Yeah ‘course they fucking will, Gav, you lying cunt. What do you take us for, eh? Cunts??? Pound to a fucking penny that standards will be fucking dropped to allow ‘wimmin’ into the roles. Happened in the fucking fire brigade, despite constant denials and it’ll happen in the Armed Forces. God fucking help us.

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

I will actually come to Gavin Williamson’s defence here, I am sure you have your own ideas about “women” ect, however if you were to venture to the town of Aldershot where generations of “women” have grappled with the parachute regiment for almost 70 years, you will find a special breed of “women”, these “women” are capable of most things (except femininity) and also responsible for starting and winning 70% of the bar fights here.

So if Mr Williamson recruits exclusively from Aldershot I can guarantee you special force groups that will for certain make any enemy shit there pants at the mere thought of any possible conflict with us.

Nominated by Lord Benny

Women on the front line? Great idea for fighting ISIS. The peaceful bastards won’t fight women because being killed by one of them stops them going to heaven and fucking the brains out of their virgins.

The Kurds got hold of this one early on and used all women companies to make the cunts retreat.

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

In case anybody is wondering, Elizabeth Warren is a Democrat Senator in the US, who for years has claimed to be of Native American heritage, specifically, Cherokee and Delaware. This has led to much ridicule from various people across the pond, who have nicknamed her ‘Pocahontas’ and ‘Fauxcahontas’. Of course, lefties have fallen over themselves to accept her patent bullshit, to the point that Harvard began to refer to her as a, ‘Person of Colour’, despite the fact she’s clearly as white as arctic snow.

Now, to prove her claim, she’s had a DNA test. Depending on whether or not you’re a dipshit lefty, the result is either ‘strong proof’ as Warren claims that she IS of Native American heritage, or it’s proof that she’s talking shite! Are you ready for this? The DNA test has revealed that Warren is between 1/64 and 1/1024 Native American. That’s actually LESS than the average American. In other words, she’s between 98.44% and 99.9% White.

Of course, that hasn’t stopped the BBC siding with Warren, they’re reporting this bollocks without giving specific facts. Unfortunately for them, and Warren, the Cherokee Nation have taken a different view, and rejected her claim. Oh dear. And as the Cherokee are Native Americans and therefore, ‘People of Colour’ as lefties like to patronisingly call anyone who isn’t white, they can’t possibly be wrong, can they? I dare say that this revelation won’t stop Warren from making the claim that she’s not entirely white, but the fact is, I have more Native American DNA than she does. My great great grandfather on my American dad’s side was Cheyenne. Though I’m sure if I actually bothered with the test, the Native DNA it showed would be minute, which is why I never claim to be Native American. I’m not. Elizabeth Warren does. Which is why she’s a cunt.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw