The American election

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Today’s the day. We’re fucked!

America will decide which of the two cunts on offer will be their next president.

Amazing that in a nation the size of the USA, the best two candidates they could come up with are both fundamentally unsuitable for the job. Which one will blow the world to buggery by starting World War III? Clinton or Trump? Who cares? We’ll all be fucking dead anyway…

A nation of cunts electing their chief cunt!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Olly Murs [2]

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This iced gem faced fucktard has about as much musical talent as Schrodinger’s Cat, after they opened the box to find it dead.

I know it’s 2016 and we shouldn’t use this term, but he seriously looks like a spastic, he makes Joey Deacon look cool.

What a total fucking cunt and the sole reason ALL X-Factor contestants should all be given a free one-way ticket to obscurity

Nominated by: Boaby

Ntokozo Qwabe [3]

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Ntokozo Qwabe, the nasty little cunt who caused a commotion a few months ago, by starting a protest at Oriel College demanding the removal of a statue of Cecil Rhodes. And again a few months later, when he refused to tip a waitress in a South African restaurant because she was white. My contempt for this distasteful little wanker is such that I cut and pasted his name from the DM article, rather than remember it, or write it down.

Anyway, little Ntokozo has been at it again. This time, he led a protest at Cape Town University. It doesn’t say what the protest was about, probably the lack of black milk in the Uni’s cafeteria. He and his arsehole followers disrupted a law lecture and, when filmed on a camera phone by a white student, was seen to knock the phone from the student’s hand with a stick. Now I’m not a hard man, but if he’d done that to me, he’d be needing the services of the world’s finest neurologist. And a proctologist to retrieve the stick. He accused his victim of being guilty of “white apartheid colonial entitlement”.

This little shit needs to be reigned in, right now. He’s not simply racist, his hatred of whites WILL one day see this pile of festering donkey bollocks go on to kill a white person. Or at the very least, inspire some brain dead cretin to kill a white person. His hypocrisy is fucking unbelievable. He doesn’t need a beating, he needs a bullet to the head, before someone innocent dies.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Matt Chorley

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Matt Chorley (editor of the Times political website and Red Box) is a cunt.

He wrote the thunderer column yesterday advocating that the government e-petitions should be completely scrapped because a few “non-sensical” petitions get through

Once in a while I’ll have a look thru the open petitions and if I agree with them I’ll sign, if I don’t agree I don’t sign

This Chorley (coming in your ears) cunt wants to silence the freedom to express an opinion

Nominated by: Frottom

Dwight Yorke

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Dwight Yorke is a cunt for claiming his colour is stopping him from even getting interviews never mind a job.

As the years go by it’s getting harder for clubs to find a decent British manager never mind an English one, but cunts like York don’t get that . they get their coaching badges and expect to walk into the manager role.

Fuck off, if its that hard then do what other young coaches do and get a coaching role somewhere and show what you can do ,and if you don’t like it, then fuck off to Trinidad or Tobago and win a title there…

Nominated by: Birdman