Historic England

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I would like to nominate “Historic England” (which is a government service “championing England’s heritage”) for a thorough cunting.

Today “Historic England” have decided to celebrate ‘Queer History’ landmarks such that “England’s LGBTQ history is recorded and celebrated.”

Fuck’s sake, it’s bad enough having the current crop of these sausage hiders and clam lickers shoving it in your face on every fucking meejah outlet possible without having to be bombarded with historical “alternative lifestyle” cunts!

Look I have no issue with what floats anyone’s boat BUT…why the fuck does this warrant any kind of special attention? Just another excuse to piss away more UK tax dollars on pointless shite!

Oh, and as you would expect, Auntie Beeb was all over this fucking story both on R5L (had its own 20min slot just before the 12 o’clock news) and was the top story on the UK main page of their website. Funnily enough they never mentioned of the BLM violent riots (cos that’s what they are) in North Carolina anywhere.

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Richard Branson [6]

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Richard Branson is a evil cunt and a hypocritical bastard too. His stance on open door policy is interesting given his great deal of wealth but for some reason can’t be bothered to adopt a few 20yr old migrant children. Is he a bigot punters?

Sir Branson spends much of his time on his own private island which he rents out to the super-wealthy elite. The 74-acre island has been a luxury retreat for the super-rich since 1984. “The isle can be privately hired for £33,000 a night. Sixty staff run the island, which is home to more than 200 flamingos”

Yes thats right cunters . .200 flamingos but not a single rapeugee anywhere. Do you know how many immigrants Branson could populate his island with?! So how bout you go bike riding with your new pals and PISS OFF you dog faced bellend! Also your internet service, your music label sucks and every musician thats been on it has been screwed over by you and dislikes you

Nominated by: Titslapper

Heat magazine

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Heat magazine needs a massive cunting…

What a pile of dogshit this rag is. No doubt read by illiterate fat Kathy types that work in the public sector and fat slag Croydon face lift dole breeders.

Latest edition features article on Katie Price having her vagina re-lined and tightened by Balfour Beatty.

Nominated by: we’ve got a Cuntbox

George Osborne [7]

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Gideon Osborne is a patronising cunt.

Saying now that he wants the closest possible relationship with the EU post Brexit. He claims that Theresa May should remember that Britain did not vote for a “hard Brexit”. How the fuck does he know the motivation of the electorate when he misjudged us as idiots who would blindly believe his propaganda of financial armageddon which has proved to be complete bollocks.

I really wish TM would release a statement saying that if she gave a toss what Gideon thought she wouldn’t have sacked him. This cunt talked down the economy so much during the referendum that when the vote came in the economy took a temporary nosedive.

Osborne should apply to be a PA to the snarling arrogant cunt Schultz. He would enjoy being his bitch. Say what you like about Cameron at least he had the decency to quit!

Nominated by: Shaun of the Dead 69

I wish Gideon Osborne would take his Northern Powerhouse and shove it up his arrogant little arse. Kicked out of number 11 he’s got himself a nice little slot oop north as chairman of the Northern Powerhouse Trust whatever the fuck that is.

I now hear he’s biding his time until Brexit gets all fucked up and he can challenge May for the leadership. The little shit actually believes he can still be PM and that people will actually vote for him.

Deluded little cunt!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Guy Fawkes [2]

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Guy Fawkes was a right dozy cunt!

Not only does the useless git fail to blow up the Houses of Parliament, but he’s inflicted nights of misery on us where we piss loadsa money up the wall on fireworks to scare dogs and young children.

And to make it worse, our friendly immigrant multicunturals have highjacked to for Divhali. The fucking banging and crashing goes on to fucking days.

Fawkes needs a great big Saturn V sized rocket up his arse, the cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese