Today “Historic England” have decided to celebrate ‘Queer History’ landmarks such that “England’s LGBTQ history is recorded and celebrated.”
Fuck’s sake, it’s bad enough having the current crop of these sausage hiders and clam lickers shoving it in your face on every fucking meejah outlet possible without having to be bombarded with historical “alternative lifestyle” cunts!
Look I have no issue with what floats anyone’s boat BUT…why the fuck does this warrant any kind of special attention? Just another excuse to piss away more UK tax dollars on pointless shite!
Oh, and as you would expect, Auntie Beeb was all over this fucking story both on R5L (had its own 20min slot just before the 12 o’clock news) and was the top story on the UK main page of their website. Funnily enough they never mentioned of the BLM violent riots (cos that’s what they are) in North Carolina anywhere.
Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!
I wonder if vaz will be getting involved with it all he likes things like this does vaz.
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Not enough baby oil or cocaine for Vaz.
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They will prob have the queer pin cushion chris biggins fronting it.
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I wonder if they will be awarding cyril smith with his contributions to pedophilia which he was so a kin to over the years?
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Shame that the bog’s at Montesole playing fields are totally wrecked. In view of this desire to celebrate queer history they would have qualified for listing and a blue plaque. I remember back in the day passing said toilets on the way to work 8.00 am and the Bill was in the process of raiding the place. They had three transit mini buses full of “dirtbikers” that had been caught doing the dirty in the somewhat cramped conditions one wearing the uniform of a pilot officer RAF. These bogs were avoided like the plague by anyone not bent or a nonce cannot recall any of my friends daring to go inside for a slash. The parky would often display various objects that he had removed from the bogs, cucumbers, lengths of plastic pipe, and other things of similar ilk all befouled by deviant practices.
The amount of muck raking and such that went on in this place for years surely would qualify for a massive refurbishment grant to restore this icon of shit stabbery to its former glory. As a footnote a friend of mine was accosted by the bill because he was slashing in the shrubbery. When he pointed out that nothing on Gods Earth would make him venture into the “toilets of terror” at 10.30pm the copper said good point and told my mate to go deeper into the vegatation so matey boy was hidden from road.
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They just want the “happy happy” landmarks otherwise Clapham Common would have a cenotaph erected in its honour (hah, erected, yeah a giant marble cock)!
The ABBC love to promote the cunts and yet on the Shitery Vine Radio 2 show – right when I was knuckles deep in a Maccy D’s – they began to discuss the topic of a new antibiotic resistant form of gonorrhoea (one glimpse of me gherkin saw the Mac D’s chucked), when a “nice boy” rang in and said he’d copped for dose via oral sex (most pain he’d experienced apparently).
After much silence, when resident quack Sarah Jarvis eventually began to respond, you could hear them squirming and shifting as she tried to say it was rare [to get gonorrhoea via oral sex]…except in botty boy circles where it can spread like wildfire as they’re far more promiscuous in their circles and do a lot more A2M than straight folk! Her words not mine.
You could feel the heat from Vine’s red face through the radio. You see that’s the ABBC for you, they want to promote the “happy happy” Biggins/Norton persona but shrivel at the thought of a bit of good old butt-fucking followed by playing the pink trombone, which – after all – is how those good ole boys “get down” to it.
Two-faced, spineless cunts.
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I wonder who will get coveted jimmy savile award,the BBC will have a lot of nominees .
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Christ all mighty if they’re doing a history of poofs that’s a bloody long history considering poofs have been hiding the sausage since the first ape fell out of a tree. Of course the modern age of branding and virtue signalling doesn’t account for this … It’s much more preferable to have some pilffed down ponce such as Russell Brand or similar scruffy hypocrite to display concern that the lesbos and poofs aren’t getting enough broadcasting exposure.
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The tax payer will end up footing the bill.
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Apparently 1980’s TV ventriloquist Keith Harris is to be interviewed by police after the release of footage which appears to show Harris fisting a young bird……
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The FBI says it has found no evidence of criminality in a new batch of Hillary Clinton emails.
FBI Director James Comey said in a letter to congressmen the agency had finished its review and found nothing to alter its original conclusion….In July, he said Mrs Clinton had been careless but not criminal in handling sensitive material on her private email server while secretary of state….
As that old Scouse cunt, Cilla, might say, ‘Surpise Surprise…’
Cunts…
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Obviously comeys bank account just got a nice increase, what a fucking two faced cunt he is someone got to him to shush him up. This is just unbelievable…. I’m speechless
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They went through 165,000 e-mails in 9 days? And thoroughly checked each and every one of those?
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Did I read this right? Government funded agency pushing make England History Month? Haven’t they been working on that since the end of the war?
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I didn’t think these queers liked being called queers but here we have “Queer History”.
Fucking queers.
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More like “Make The English History”
Didn’t Jack Straw (foul stinking cunt) say that we didn’t deserve to survive? Look who’s talking, you tiny cocked, homeless persecuting prick.
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His comment is very revealing. I may be totally wrong but I believe we, the plebs, are being made to atone for the ills of the British Empire’s past. The political class can then retain some semblance of credibility on the world stage, at our expense. Personally, I don’t feel guilty. Sure regretable things were done, but it’s more a reflection on human nature than a nation. If the accidents of capital and technological development had happened elsewhere, I’ve no doubt the that another nation or peoples would’ve lauded it over the world. I’m sick of expecting to feel guilty for something I had no involvement it. I refuse to feel guilty. It was just an accident of our history, and now we’re being cuckolded for it.
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It’s not like we were the only country to indulge in empire building, we just lasted a bit longer and managed to kick the arse out of most of the others. And we handed much of it back rather graciously compared to some…
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Totally agree IC. What happened happened and was the norm for that time. Just because times have changed doesn’t mean we have to trawl through history and apologise.
Most of the time we left countries in a far better state than we found them.
I don’t feel responsible for what happened 50 years ago let alone longer and certainly have no wish for anybody (you listening cunt Lilymong) to apologise for anything on my behalf.
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The amazing thing about this photo is that Eddie Murphy played all the parts…
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwielTVWEAApn_9.jpg
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Nutty Professer Back to The Barbershop
Plot summary: Kilary is on a misson to rig the elections and become president but there’s a barbershop that refuses to vote for her to give her that final boost. Join her on the adventure of a lifetime, she’s destined to change their minds but it won’t be easy shes gonna to get the black vote if it kills her….. one cock at a time Comey to a theater near you
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Nice one, TitSlapper… I do hope Trump wins… Because the thought of Clinton, Merkel and May (with Wee Burney and Miller yapping like demented poodles) is too dire to contemplate…
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CGI effects are a load of cunt…
Today (with the mrs, you know how it is) I watched that Legend Of Tarzan film… Utter bollocks, of course (apart from when that cunt gets eaten by crocs), and way too much ‘Ebony & Ivory’ diversity bollocks… But the animals looked absolutely shite… The gorillas and elephants weren’t real and you could tell they weren’t… Same goes for those crappy Jungle Book and Planet Of The Apes remakes… Give me the originals over that expensive, overproduced Hollywood shite any time… Same goes for all that 3D Animation crap… It is not animation, it is some cunt with a lazy arse who can’t draw pissing about on a computer… Stuff done by Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, Friz Freleng etc were real art and animation… Not Shrek, Monsters Inc and all that bollocks… And if that makes me a grumpy old cunt, then I’m a grumpy old cunt…
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CGI will never replace practical effects, but it’s much, much cheaper. That way the producers can chuck bigger fees at overblown rent-a-villain actors like Christoph Waltz (worst Blofeld ever). Remember a certain para-surfing scene in a certain 2002 Bond film? It looked like a PlayStation game gone wonky. Compare Moonrakers opening skydiving scene (done with real aircraft, parachutes and stuntmen) to the ripoff scene in Quantum of Bollocks, which was laughable and looked like what it was, two twats in a wind tunnel.
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And Olga Kurylenko can’t act her way out of a paper bag. The ideal girl for the scouse midget…
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Wouldn’t mind crashing the yoghurt truck all over her though.
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