Female singers who can’t sing are cunts.

This modern lot, like Billie Eilish and Lana Del Twat. They have no vocal range and they think that fifty cigs a day style croaking and also caterwauling in a ‘breathy’ voice is singing, when it isn’t. Singers whose vocals are 70/80% air are not singing.

These tuneless tarts may think they sound like Marianne Faithfull or Edith Piaf. When they really sound like Hilda Ogden on slow speed.

Drivel by both Del Twat and Eilish is all over Youtube.

Nominated by: Norman

Geronimo the Alpaca (and badgers and Rupert the unfunny bear. 3 for the price of 1!)

They’re disease ridden, stupid, ugly and they spit, but that’s enough about Barcelona street whores (where else in Europe can you get a blowjob for 5 euros?)

Alpacas are cunts, they’re unfriendly and if you try to get one to do something useful like pull a cart or give kids a ride they gob on you and it stinks. About the only thing they’re good for is bestiality, just the right height so no need to bend at the knees or carry a box to stand on. Unless you’re a dwarf.

This cunting isn’t really about Geronimo and his TB though, it’s the thousands of silly fuckers who signed the petition to reprieve him from his much deserved death sentence. The same fuckers who throw themselves in front of veal lorries and hug urban foxes.

Badgers eat hedgehogs which are a threatened species as a result in many areas, yet nobody starts a petition to legalise badger bating. Or to outlaw transvestites in order to protect young children. Or to lock Brian May in a room with 6 hungry badgers.

The media continually portray badgers in a positive manner (think Bill the nice badger from the Rupert the cunt cartoon) while ignoring their high crime rate and the damage they inflict on innocent motorists’ bumpers.

Llamas are even fucking worse. Bring back hanging! Save the hedgehogs!

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Nominated by: Themagiccunt

And on a similar note, there’s this from Nanook Cunt of the North

A hairy large goat cunting, if I may, for an unknown farmer called Helen Mcdonald.

In the midst of the global Covid crisis (infecting humans), this lady imported a diseased alpaca from the other side of the world. Now she is greeting and snivelling, ‘cos the nasty DEFRA want to remove this goat from the agricultural landscape of our green and pleasant land

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I suggest, fellow cunters, you couldn’t make it up. After all the restrictions of the past year and human suffering, our legal system is being clogged up by a South American camelid carrying tuberculosis. As an aside, MERS (2011) – a really nasty variant of Covid is transmitted by camels, er, yes, a camelid

Dog food from Geronimo and a nice Afghan coat from his pelt (no topical/political pun intended)

A nomination for twats who watch trashy TV and listen to pop music ironically.

I know the type; Cultural studies lecturers who wax lyrical about Eastbenders, Big Brother or latterly Love/Suicide Island being great television. The people with expensive educations who consume dross because it makes them feel clever, they can patronise the simpletons who watch it earnestly and it makes them feel less alienated from ‘mass culture’. They know they’re too thick to have a stab at Immanuel Kant.

They’re the sort who write off Nietzsche because he ‘influenced the Nazis’

Fucking hipsters on the peak of Mt Stupid.

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Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

This is an interesting read actually.

This Cunting is not so much for Fukuyama but his inane theory of the “End of History (EOH) and what it represents.

After the collapse of the USSR Fukuyama, in his very influential book “The End of History”, predicted the triumph of Western Liberalism. Fukuyama’s argument was that, with the collapse of communism, the last ideological alternative to liberalism had gone. Fascism had been killed off in ww2, and now Communism was defeated.

In Communist states, like China, political and economic reforms were heading in the direction of a liberalism. Fukuyama saw history as the process by which liberal institutions and democracy become universal. Fukuyama said history had therefore reached its goal. Cue collective backslapping amongst the Western elites who now rested on their laurels and pushed dangerous idea of global corporatism and multi-national institutions like the EU without restraint.

How shortsighted was this? Fukuyama missed completely the suppression of the pro-democracy movement in China which culminated in Tiananmen Square. Since then it’s gone from bad to worse in China which has not embraced Liberalism but rather state capitalism, which has emboldened it and made it just as oppressive as before.

And Russia has not embraced Liberalism but kleptocracy. Putin, with a stack of nukes inherited from the USSR and an even bigger chip on his shoulder, is making dangerous mischief around the world. At least the old Soviet leaders were statesmen. Putin is just a chippy little cunt. And it also seems that the nation state refuses to die, as Brexit and tensions in the EU demonstrate.

So it seems that history hasn’t ended and that it’s got a few more tricks up it’s sleeve.

Fukuyama, to do him credit, now realises this. He also blames woke identity politics because he says these demands can never be satisfied and racial grievances and self-flagellation by the woke elite, will never be sated It’s an endless cycle. Fukuyama has realised that people are not rational and, until they are, history will not end.

If liberalism is to be saved it has to be freed from this end of history nonsense. People need to stand up and defend it against the Chinese, the Russians and woke post-modernism. People have to realise what freedom is and defend it. Fukuyama has made the West sit on its laurels and take its eye of the ball. Has anyone got the guts to do it? Perhaps then we will see not so much the end of history but at least the end of cunts.

So what’s this Cunting for? Stupid, idealistic theories that are removed from reality, I suppose.

Thanks for bearing with me.

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Nominated by – MMCM

Is this the real life or is it just fantasy?

A Cunting please for millennial tourist, Miles Routledge, who is now stuck in Afghanistan and fearing for his life after boasting of his tour to visit the ten most dangerous countries in the World.

Routledge is a 21 year old student and, according to his friends, an obsessive attention seeker. He has been boasting online, and gathering quite a following in the process, of his intention to “goof off and soak the sun” in what he has determined, after careful research, to be the most dangerous countries in the World – the ones the Foreign Office tell you not to visit under any circumstances.

He has already “soaked up the sun” (and quite a bit of radiation) in Chernobyl. He is currently “goofing off and soaking up the sun” in Afghanistan, where he has already had a brush with the Taliban. He has also posted pictures of himself posing next to an Afghan military checkpoint where he said “ I kind of just thought, I’m going to be killed by the Taliban, fair enough.” Duh!

Routledge has recently posted other updates on his Facebook page where he spoke about the “anarchy” unfolding in Kabul and the psychological toll it had taken on him. He said he was in a “bit of a pickle” after flights were cancelled. Clearly reality is beginning to set in.

Routledge has now posted that he will be part of an “emergency evacuation” after apparently finding refuge with Western forces. A since-deleted picture showed him posing in a flak jacket with a British flag on it, while holding a rifle. I’m sure the British Forces need this numpty clinging around their necks like a Taliban induced hole in the head.

He’s now complaining that he has been abandoned by the British Embassy as they did not respond to his calls to get him urgently out of Afghanistan.

Mr Routledge is sadly typical of the type of Millennial moron obsessed with social media up ticks. In the process he’s quite prepared to make a nuisance of himself and put others at risk. The only thing this goof is likely to soak up is Taliban bullets.

The most dangerous cunt in the World.

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Nominated by – MMCM