The City of Cunture

The City of Culture

Don’t know what this entails but there are apparently a record number of bids this year. And as we all know, Hull was transformed into Venice on Humber due to it’s stint.

There are 20 applicants. Some actually are cities but most are ‘areas’ or regions, which is puzzling.

Of the 2 actual cities I know I can say this: –

Newport. I come from here and it has degenerated from a busy industrial port to a complete shithole. Aided and abetted by a fucking useless council.

Bradford. Words fail me. Culture? Drugging, grooming and very peaceful.

Then there are these oddities:-

  • Conwy County
  • Cornwall
  • County Durham
  • Lancashire
  • Medway
  • Powys
  • Stirling
  • Torbay and Exeter
  • Wakefield District
  • Wrexham County Borough
  • Great Yarmouth
  • East Suffolk

Cities? There are more sheep than people in Powys (ooh, lovely).

Wakefield is typically W Yorks i.e. a dump.

Lancashire is Islamabad with rolling R’s and the odd whippet.

What the fuck does ‘city’ of culture have to do with these places? And what is to be gained, apart from employing otherwise unemployable arty cunts who will doubtlessly mostly be from elsewhere.

Moving between ‘cities of culture’ and ER/BLM/Second referendum demonstrations.

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What a load of cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Nicola Fuller – Off her Trolley

It’s your domestic correspondent here – sort of butch Esther Ranzen – to tell you of the latest halfwit to be left in floods of tears at the checkout.

You will recall a couple of weeks ago I told you about some silly tart reduced to tears in a sports shop because the lift wasn’t working?, Well today an even sillier tart who got her knickers in a twist and departed in floods of tears because the supermarket cashier was too fast for her. Step forward, Ms. Fuller:

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You can only assume that these daft cows are after financial compensation, else why do they admit to grizzling over such minor matters.

At one time in Britain we were proud of our stiff upper lips – these days the stiff upper lips are engulfed under floods of tears and double chins.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

 

Lewis Hamilton (15) Has a vegan dog, the poor thing

Let’s hope he looked up all the vegetables that are poisonous to dogs. (He hasn’t)

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Lewis Hamalcunt, I ask what is wrong with this fucking idiot, a vegan bulldog FFS, does this fuck monkey posess a brain, I reckon he, s been breathing exhaust gas to long, he truly is a world champion cunt…

Nominated by –  Fuglyucker, but it was way too short so here’s more from – CuntyMort

Lewis you may be a card carrying tax avoiding cunt stop treating your hound as a vegitarian, dogs eat Meat you fucking twat. It’s about time cunts like this cunt were given a judicial kicking for animal cruelty.

God and nature designed dogs as carnivores not fucking vegitarian’s. FFS give me strength fucking vegetarian cunts. Put all the cunts down

The Fake Tories and their EU Masters

The Fake Conservatives, Big Brother, BRINO and – as ever – the E fucking U!

Just seen this: EU Car Speed Limiter Law

Yet another piece of Big Brother legislation penned by the EU and about to be published by the Fake Conservatives who gave us BRINO four years after we voted to dump the interfering cabal of cunts!

About the only hope I have left is that Doris is being chauffeured in a brand new car installed with this EU Directive and it accidentally pulls out in front of a large truck, the chauffeur puts his foot down to escape but the EU Directive says “fuck off and die speeding is illegal”, and the truck rolls on squishing both of the cunts!

Nominated by: mikdys 

Dead Pool [220]

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Pictures by Joe Bailey, Fivesixphotography
Country life feature on England Cricketer Ted Dexter at his local Cricket Club, Wolverhampton Cricket Club.

Congratulations to Wanksock who correctly predicted the demise of former England and Sussex cricket captain Ted Dexter known as Lord Ted who died yesterday aged 86.

On to Dead Pool 220

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.It is first come first serve and you can always steal other people’s nominations from previous pools

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)Please check if your nominations have already been taken as we can’t be arsed to check.

5)You cannot swap picks during the pool.Once you post your nominations in this thread that is it unless your pick has already been taken.