The BBC’s (155) weather scaremongering

is a cunt.

Yes, it’s probably been too hot for many of us but, by and large, we managed to cope.
But according to the BBC, the warm weather means death and destruction.
Not content with their recent claim that the weather was the cause of deaths to teenagers by drowning, they’ve now upped the ante considerably.
“More than 2,700 people may have died in exceptional May and June heatwaves in England and Wales”.
Well. Did they or didn’t they?
The article doesn’t have explicit post mortem evidence, but is based on non proven theory.
It gets even worse.
“UK heatwave to intensify in second week as wildfires burn across UK”.
Because vegetation naturally self combusts because of climate change and it has absolutely nothing to do with the possibility of discarded cigarettes or rogue bbq’s.
And finally, this utter drivel.
“Why heatwaves hit women harder”
So now it appears that the weather is sexist because wimminz have hormones and, as everybody knows, men don’t.
Fucking grow up you bunch of bedwetting cunts!

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9 thoughts on “The BBC’s (155) weather scaremongering

  1. What’s the betting that heatwaves can be alleviated by paying even more tax?
    I do hope that all those (presumably dim-witted young men) who drowned after ‘getting into difficulty’ in the deep water of a quarry were of an all-year tan persuasion.
    As half a million people cancelled their telly licences last year, you’d think that the BBC might get the hint and go a little easier on ‘the message’, but no; they can’t. They’re true zealots.
    Let’s hope it’ll be their downfall.
    Good morning to one and all.

  2. I do enjoy watching obese people struggle during heat waves, making sure to keep my distance incase they suddenly keel over.

  3. I’m not saying that wildfires are trivial or a good thing.
    But the panic that the media try to instill is appalling.

    A colleague sent me the photo from the the link below.
    It looks terrible.
    It shows the town of Los Gallardos, Almería province.

    But look closer and think.

    With flames that big and that close, would you perhaps think of moving your car which is parked at the side of the road?

    Photoshop is a great programme!

    https://www.diariodealmeria.es/almeria/gran-los-gallardos-almeria-incendio-moviliza-siete-aeronaves_0_2007376125.amp.html

  4. To be fair most of the people drowning are ethnics, so no great loss.

    And most wildfires can be traced to foreign cunts, cooking cats and dogs in the countryside..

  5. Most wildfires are started by humans, either deliberately or through negligence.

    ‘Experts’ say the increase in atmospheric CO2 from 0.028% to 0.042% over 300 years has caused not only global warming but also rank stupidity.

    • This talk of drowning,
      no wonder the youth have anxiety!

      scare stories by the media.
      My advice to young people is if it’s baking hot,
      that’s the perfect time to cool off in a reservoir or flooded quarry.

      can’t swim? outrageous.
      of course you can swim.
      takes seconds to learn.
      just thrash about,.
      besides your lips act as flotation devices.

      Don’t just take my word for it.
      here’s some affidavit from my chums

      ” come on in! the waters lovely!”
      – Spirit of dark &:Lonely water.

      ” Just a finger from a friend will keep you buoyant ”
      – Len Fairclough

      ‘see you soon”
      – crew of the Titanic

  6. More bbc fear porn. I’ve been enjoying the warm weather, apart from having to hear scummy neighbours yawping at their feral offspring.
    I await a bbc programme showing a bush spontaneously combust when the thermometer reaches 30 degrees celcius.

  7. We treat the beaches as you would treat your parks.
    Go along for an hour or so and then off to a bar.

    We find that more foreigners die in the sea early in the season, before it gets too hot.

    Thet lay in the warm sun all fucking day to get a tan that they can show off back home, and get into the sea to cool down.

    But the sea temperatures have not yet warmed up.
    The resulting shock to the system and heart attack kills more people than any undercurrents dragging them out to sea.

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