is a cunt.
Yes, it’s probably been too hot for many of us but, by and large, we managed to cope.
But according to the BBC, the warm weather means death and destruction.
Not content with their recent claim that the weather was the cause of deaths to teenagers by drowning, they’ve now upped the ante considerably.
“More than 2,700 people may have died in exceptional May and June heatwaves in England and Wales”.
Well. Did they or didn’t they?
The article doesn’t have explicit post mortem evidence, but is based on non proven theory.
It gets even worse.
“UK heatwave to intensify in second week as wildfires burn across UK”.
Because vegetation naturally self combusts because of climate change and it has absolutely nothing to do with the possibility of discarded cigarettes or rogue bbq’s.
And finally, this utter drivel.
“Why heatwaves hit women harder”
So now it appears that the weather is sexist because wimminz have hormones and, as everybody knows, men don’t.
Fucking grow up you bunch of bedwetting cunts!
Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.
I just could not care less if I tried… about a changing climate.
And for years ; typing that into the google to find any like-mindedness ALWAYS assumed it meant I didn’t think it was a real thing.
The system just couldn’t fathom that someone doesn’t fucking care what happens to the whole fucking cuntpile, at least from day one after that someone’s own life reaches it’s inevitable conclusion, in 30ish years. Or perhaps tomorrow. Who knows?
‘Cos (the cunts never point out) the huge part of ‘it’, if it is real and/or man made … same as every other fucking problem .. is wanton braindead over-fucking-population.
And THAT gets worse by a quarter of a million extra cunts net being added to said cuntpile every single fucking day.
Never ‘allowed’ be used as an argument, though.
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Three points about the above post.
#1 : wish I’d used ‘counterpoint’ instead of argument at the end.
#2 am quite enamoured with ‘Cuntpile’ for the human population, .. you’ll be seeing that used more hereabouts going forward.
#3 .. 2 days on, now, from that original post, .. so that’s five hundred thousand new ‘mouths to feed’ – and all the rest that goes with ’em – in situ on this already crippled global infrastructure in the meantime… ten thousand new cunts on the cuntpile every hour, give or take ..
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What I like doing in the cooler evenings is relaxing with a cold drink and watching a film on television without being interrupted by adverts and without having to worry about paying the licence fee. That’s me conning the BBC for donkeys years. Its easily done if you know how.
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In this modern age, surely it’d be more sensible for the BBC (from their point of view) to issue an individual 6-digit number with every licence that you have to enter on your telly before watching live broadcasts?
The technology is there.
I hope not, of course.
I only ever watch snooker on telly and want legitimate licence payers to pay for my ‘theft’.
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They did that on Babestation..🤪
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Those chipped Sky boxes in the 90s were a hoot.
All the (still then good) English football. MTV (when it still played music), and the saucy after midnight channels.
And, then there was the German stuff. After 10pm of a weekend, it was all tits and blue films.
Ours lasted about ten years.
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Remember, you’ve no need to tune into the BBC. I go to TV Guide and select what films to watch in the next coming week and it also doesn’t show the intrusive channel name in the top left hand corner, besides recording things in advance, they stay there for as long as you want them. I’m no expert, Thomas but that could be one of the reasons behind it.
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Asking for a friend, if I have EE tv coming in via interweb, would bbc be able to check the ip address and therefore confirm he (my friend) was receiving “live” tv? Or is it about watching rather than receiving? He would be most grateful for any advice.
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If the change is made by human activity then the multitude of ethnic births per ethnic isn’t helping anything…is it ? on any level you want to mention 😩 stop breeding you 🪳👍
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Richard Littlejohn was bang on when he said that climate change is the new religion.
It’s more or less all there.
An invented fairy story, bigotry, hypocrisy, the harassment of heretics.
The only thing it doesn’t have is a way of subjugating women.
Years ago, the little people were told that wanking would bring fire and damnation.
Now the little people are told that owning a gas boiler will amount to the same. Literally.
But, just like established religions, the same doesn’t apply to people above a certain status.
But still, apparently intelligent people believe all they are told, and slavishly worship at the altar of Greta and Attenborough.
Yet, if any of this utter bollocks had been lifted from the bible, the same people would dismiss it as implausible bullshit.
The world’s gone fucking mad.
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Imagine the size of hypocrite Attenborough’s carbon footprint after hauling himself and his film crew around the world hundteds of times for decades, eh FMC?
The sanctimonious old buzzard.
I’d like to somehow take control of his mind and use a crude-oil slicked large seabird to beat Greta Cuntberg into the wheelchair next to Sasha Johnson’s.
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Being bummed to death by a fucking big silverback would be a fitting end for Attenborough..🦍
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‘Sir’ Lenny Henry?
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Or double penetrated in David’s bum by a couple of randy Bonobo monkeys.
That in itself would be worth the licence fee
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If only he wasn’t capable to have crawled out of that bats cave, we wouldn’t have had to listen to his hushed claptrap ever again.
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A sentiment most sensible people share, Thomas.
Can I just suggest that the seabird is actually dead, and preferably stinking, as I don’t endorse cruelty to animals?
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Good sir, wanking is dangerous. Filthy Pete was found dead behind the female toilets. Slumped on the ground trousers at half mast todger exposed. Heart attack said inquest, Gods punishment said I, and to those who doubted what about the diddler who exploded on the railway line. No train, no third rail no overhead just a smouldering pile of bits and tattered clothing, semi melted Haribo bags. Swift and sure.
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O/T.
Interesting reading when you look at the votes cast..🤔
https://www.gmelects.org.uk/result2026/
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With all those teenagers drowning in wikd swimming incidents, I cant help feeling that its County Line scum eliminating weak links in their “organisation”.
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I don’t take what the BBC offers so can’t really comment.
I get my weather from the Meteorological Office based in Exeter. They are a bunch of climate change bed wetters as well however, all their charts have been a hellish shade of deep crimson red for the last month. It’s quite laughable really especially if you watch the ‘deep dive’ or ‘10 day forecast’ they post on YouTube. Unless there is a stable Azores high in the Atlantic all of the models and data they use can’t predict anything more than a day or two ahead, so how the actual fuck can they tell us it’s man made global warning from years back…. Wankers.
The invader romans grew grapes and made wine in Northumbria back in 50BC. Not sure there was much industry then to pollute the troposphere and heat the planet, fucking load of bollocks all of it,
What’s more concerning the plastic PM is considering a 20mph speed limit in England, all I’ll add is the speccy looking twat of a fucking cunt better not….
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The Met Office is equally as politically indoctrinated as the police.
It’s a ‘jobs for the boys’ gentlemen’s club run by government appointed civil servants that also dabbles in a bit of weather prediction and domesday scaremongering.
In other words, a pile of cunt.
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The climate has been changing for 4 billion years. It drives evolution. The earth and it’s flora and fauna has always adapted, including us. We are in a better position to adapt than our forebears.
However the global warming industry wants us to think we are doomed.
Doomed.
We are all doomed.
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We certainly are doomed if any poor buggér things the answers lie in voting for this or that putrid grinning cunt for a seat in the H of C.
It’s gone way beyond that now unfortunately.
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Just a thought.
Does Net Zero mean that all wildfires must be electric by 2050?
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There’ll be no wildfires, Geordie.
Every ounce of vegetation will be used to construct and heat the Neolithic style wattle and daub mud huts that the eco nutters seem so intent on us ending up in.
Except for a couple of small enclaves in Hampstead, Islington and Primrose Hill, where the eco nutters and politicians will reside.
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Splendid. Do we get to fine the power companies if not?
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So trans sue perkins “ok sue perkins” has been replaced by trans harry potter… what a time to be alive…
I will say it again we ain’t voting our way out of this..
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The climate fluctuates.
hence fuckin ice ages.
everything is adapting to new things.
early man, and I mean Early,
still almost a monkey,
learnt to walk upright,
to scan for game and predators.
his chimpy bow legs elongated.
Then he discovered fire.
we’d been mainly vegetarian upto that point and scavenging any meat which was eaten raw.
As you know raw meat can give you a poorly tumtum, an a 9ft tapeworm up your kyber.
guess what happened when we mastered fire?
gone on,
guess.
Our brains doubled in size and weight.
True, look it up.
clean , cooked meat in the diet,a flood of healthy protein.
sort of lost my thread
bit knackered,
anyway
eat meat cook it ,
you’ll have a head like a mekon.
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I’m fuckin shagged out.
Big office move
Then because I’m greedy I did a one man job taking antiques to Chesterfield.
Now I’m walking like John Wayne.
Loads of people out in beer gardens,
walking about , sat outside coffee shops etc,
must all be on benefits.
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It is Saturday. Most office workers don’t work on Saturday, Mis.
I know, the idle bastards!
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MNC@
I suppose you’ll spend most of your hard earned on booze, drugs and women with loose morals.
And just waste the rest.
Here you go, you’ve earned it…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X6wBDnyh1E&list=RD-X6wBDnyh1E&start_radio=1
Good evening.
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Evening Jack👍
my favourite band.
you winning pal?
i had a nightmare of a day the other day,
going to a job,
row of houses all got big drives,
went to what I thought was the right one,
steep as fuck , twisty,
got to the top,
wrong house.
bloke comes out
” your on private property ”
yeah, I’m after number 50.
” it’s next door”
nowhere to turn the van round
vehicles everywhere.
i have to reverse down this wet, twisting drive,
my passenger side front wheel comes off the drive,
I’m stuck.
cant go forward
can’t reverse.
stuck.
i speak to the bloke
” I’m stuck on your drive”
he justs shrugs the cunt.
I’m there a hour.
nobody can get up
nobody can get down.
i phone the RAC
they can’t find me.
in the end I says to the bloke,
I’m off pal”
leaving the fuckin van there the rest of the week.
He drove down and towed me back onto the drive.
Why didn’t the cunt do it a hour earlier?!!
How I’m not on the heart attack ward is a miracle😡
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MNC@
Fuck me. What a nightmare
Sometimes you get shit days like that.
The God’s are angry 🤬
The bloke sounds a right cunt..
I would have immediately given you a tow.😇
And only charged you a ton 😁
Good morning 👍
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Not to mention that a fire at the cave mouth stopped the sabre toothed cat they’d evicted coming back and helping itself to an infant for supper.
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Exactly JP.
and why some are scared of the dark and need a night light.
Ancestral memory of before fire
Nothing has been as important in our development.
Nothing.
gave protection, heat, light,
made water safe to drink
food safe to eat
hardened spear points etc
A true gift from the gods.
Something so revolutionary now, would be strictly for the Elites,
or if Joe public got access .
taxed beyond belief.
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That’s frightening because it’s true.
Just imagine, neaderthals inventing tax?
Maybe they did!
Oi, twat! This is our valley. It’ll cost you an auroch to pass.
Fuck that, that’s well minty! How about half of one and I’ll throw in my daughter, bit ugly but a good breeder.
Let the dog see the rabbit ( dog, rabbit? Fuck off, this is my playground). Jeez, I see what you mean. Ok, deal. She can mate with my sister’s cousin’s boy.
And that, folks, is how we ended up where we are now.
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His sister’s cousin?
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Probably.
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I didn’t want to go too deep into that particular well.
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Anyway, the Lass has put a pink dye on her hair today. She’s right disappointed, she thought it’d turn her gay!
Not really , but I did ask her if that was her intention. I do enjoy rage baiting the Youngers. Keep a straight face, though.k
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