The BBC’s (155) weather scaremongering

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is a cunt.

Yes, it’s probably been too hot for many of us but, by and large, we managed to cope.
But according to the BBC, the warm weather means death and destruction.
Not content with their recent claim that the weather was the cause of deaths to teenagers by drowning, they’ve now upped the ante considerably.
“More than 2,700 people may have died in exceptional May and June heatwaves in England and Wales”.
Well. Did they or didn’t they?
The article doesn’t have explicit post mortem evidence, but is based on non proven theory.
It gets even worse.
“UK heatwave to intensify in second week as wildfires burn across UK”.
Because vegetation naturally self combusts because of climate change and it has absolutely nothing to do with the possibility of discarded cigarettes or rogue bbq’s.
And finally, this utter drivel.
“Why heatwaves hit women harder”
So now it appears that the weather is sexist because wimminz have hormones and, as everybody knows, men don’t.
Fucking grow up you bunch of bedwetting cunts!

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Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.

116 thoughts on “The BBC’s (155) weather scaremongering”

  1. What’s the betting that heatwaves can be alleviated by paying even more tax?
    I do hope that all those (presumably dim-witted young men) who drowned after ‘getting into difficulty’ in the deep water of a quarry were of an all-year tan persuasion.
    As half a million people cancelled their telly licences last year, you’d think that the BBC might get the hint and go a little easier on ‘the message’, but no; they can’t. They’re true zealots.
    Let’s hope it’ll be their downfall.
    Good morning to one and all.

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    • Good morning Thomas, good morning all.

      I received a letter from TV licensing during the week asking if I still don’t need a TV licence. I don’t.

      It’s the frequency of these letters which is of interest. They used to be every two years, now it’s every six months.

      They’re getting desperate and it won’t be long before they’re on the bones of their arse.

      Keep it up gentlemen.

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  2. I do enjoy watching obese people struggle during heat waves, making sure to keep my distance incase they suddenly keel over.

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  3. I’m not saying that wildfires are trivial or a good thing.
    But the panic that the media try to instill is appalling.

    A colleague sent me the photo from the the link below.
    It looks terrible.
    It shows the town of Los Gallardos, Almería province.

    But look closer and think.

    With flames that big and that close, would you perhaps think of moving your car which is parked at the side of the road?

    Photoshop is a great programme!

    https://www.diariodealmeria.es/almeria/gran-los-gallardos-almeria-incendio-moviliza-siete-aeronaves_0_2007376125.amp.html

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    • As I think I mentioned a while ago, the BBC showed satellite images, claiming that the smoke in Wales could be seen from space.
      But the images also clearly showed the rooftops of buildings, because that’s what satellites can do.
      That’s not news or insightful journalism.
      It’s treating people like idiots.

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  4. To be fair most of the people drowning are ethnics, so no great loss.

    And most wildfires can be traced to foreign cunts, cooking cats and dogs in the countryside..

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  5. Most wildfires are started by humans, either deliberately or through negligence.

    ‘Experts’ say the increase in atmospheric CO2 from 0.028% to 0.042% over 300 years has caused not only global warming but also rank stupidity.

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    • This talk of drowning,
      no wonder the youth have anxiety!

      scare stories by the media.
      My advice to young people is if it’s baking hot,
      that’s the perfect time to cool off in a reservoir or flooded quarry.

      can’t swim? outrageous.
      of course you can swim.
      takes seconds to learn.
      just thrash about,.
      besides your lips act as flotation devices.

      Don’t just take my word for it.
      here’s some affidavit from my chums

      ” come on in! the waters lovely!”
      – Spirit of dark &:Lonely water.

      ” Just a finger from a friend will keep you buoyant ”
      – Len Fairclough

      ‘see you soon”
      – crew of the Titanic

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      • The Chinese still have a terrible fear of visiting Morecambe Bay, especially at night.

      • it was all tidal honestly, so nothing to do with climate change (for once). Blame the moon for that terrible tragedy, together with the average height of most of those that drowned. Interestingly Moon being a common Chinese name! How about that for a coincidence?

  6. More bbc fear porn. I’ve been enjoying the warm weather, apart from having to hear scummy neighbours yawping at their feral offspring.
    I await a bbc programme showing a bush spontaneously combust when the thermometer reaches 30 degrees celcius.

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    • when I win the Euro lottery, which I will the first time I ever buy a ticket, the first thing I’m going to buy is a small island, either just off the coast of Scotland or in the middle of a Scottish loch, as far north as possible.

      it will only be accessible by boat, to the single landing point, or helicopter which I’ll have no problem buying, ’cause I is a multimillionaire.

      Mis will be welcome, but he’ll have to build his own daub and wattle hut, and his own coracle to row too and fro.

      I will draw the line at him coming for supper wearing a homemade rabbit skin tux, though.

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  8. We treat the beaches as you would treat your parks.
    Go along for an hour or so and then off to a bar.

    We find that more foreigners die in the sea early in the season, before it gets too hot.

    Thet lay in the warm sun all fucking day to get a tan that they can show off back home, and get into the sea to cool down.

    But the sea temperatures have not yet warmed up.
    The resulting shock to the system and heart attack kills more people than any undercurrents dragging them out to sea.

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    • Hey Artful, if you think the Mediterranean’s temperature in early summer can cause thermal shock, you want to try jumping into the North Sea at Whitley Bay.

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      • I don’t blame the British for wanting to make the most of the warm days they might get.

        I wouldn’t think of getting into the North Sea at any time of year.

        Even further south than Whitley Bay the sea is freezing, filthy and it stinks.

  9. I live quite close to a local beauty spot that became famous on the social media during the Covid Crackdown..

    Subsequently it’s now full of pakis and retárds who frequently drown or set fire to the place during the summer.

    The hotter the summer the more stinking pakis leave disposable bbqs to burn the habitat down and the more cunts drown.

    None of these fires,at home or abroad,are started by squirrels.

    However I would like to see the BBC burnt to ashes.

    The seething cunts.

    Good morning.

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      • Aye thats the ticket.

        Once quite lovely,now a litter strewn Black Hole of Calcutta.

      • Shut off last week, all on fire 🔥.

        Unfortunately, no ethnic raping minority groups were barbecued..😭

  11. It’s well known that they started using ‘hotter’ colours for lower temperatures than previously, there are plenty of comparisons online.

    As for it being the BBC, why anyone would continue to pay to have their brain raped through their eye sockets is beyond me.

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    • And on that note, I implore all heterosexual cunters who have those dreadful ‘women’ things attached to them to man up and cancel the TV licence, despite them screaming about wanting to watch Strictly. They won’t miss it once you distract them with something else, like box sets of Howard’s Way from a charity shop etc.

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      • 🙂

        My missus often complains about the fact that I don’t allow television in the house. Sometimes my parents pipe up on her behalf saying I should just get a licence. Nope! The BBC, ITV, Channel 4 and all the other informational filth will never be seen or heard in this house. I do allow her to have Netflix though and Amazon Prime so she can watch nonsense that way. And she has to pay for it.

  12. Get it hot,hot,hot 🔥 ..give me copious amounts of ☀️ over the usual 🌨️ we get anyday… can’t wait for the day when good ol’ blighty turns into the med as predicted by our experts 👍… Unfortunately our racist countryside will be burnt too a crisp as more ethnics venture out of their communes into the ‘outback’ and wonder at all the greenery and start lighting the kindling for the family feast of squirrel, sparrow and duck …de 🔥 is getting big now dada, grab da 🦆 mama and run 😩..

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  13. can’t wait for summer to end.

    the heats been idiotic.

    i like getting my own back on those cheerful “nice day” pisstakers when the snows coming down and it’s cold as fuck.

    “Nice day!”😄

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  14. Glad I live by the sea going for walks and watching scantily clad young ladies. You get a lovely breeze to cool you down. Open my Beach Hut pretending to read when all I’m doing is concentrating on near naked female through my sunglasses. Dogs will come for a nosey and their lady owner will pretend to pull them away whilst giving you a glimpse of cleavage to gawp at. The bracing sea air will blow their skirts up to show the colour of knickers if they have any on. Yes its been lovely weather and may it continue.

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    • is her job under threat by Naga Munchetty, by any chance?

      What an attention seeking fool!

      Way to go, Mum, discuss my private life with millions of strangers.

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  16. https://www.facebook.com/reel/1030931639895498/?referral_source=external_link&surface_type=tab&in_reels_tab_context=TRUE
    Even Sara Cox has fallen to the bender freak lobby, announcing having one of ‘them’ for a daughter and interviewing almost certain kıddıe-fiddler Sam Smith during the same interview.
    It’s always famous people’s children.
    Having an attention-seeking ‘qụẹer’ daughter means that the girl’s father hasn’t played an important enough role in her life.
    I’d still spunk on Sara Cox’s tits, mind.

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    • A lot of celebrities and politicians seem to have gender confused children as well. I suspect the narcissistic parents revel in this… and probably cause it in the first place.

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  17. That pic is – genuinely – the first weather map I’ve seen in 2026. And in the course of scaremongering feebleminded folk, the bbc and the rest are missing a trick.

    18, 24, 29° Celcius? … pffft!

    They should go with Kelvin.

    291, 297, 302°…

    Catch out a few more gullibles.

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  19. I rattled the cage a couple of weeks back of some BBC Have Your Say climate change zealots commenting on one such BBC “the hot weather means we’re all doomed” articles.

    It was the usual host of morons repeating the same old shit “oh man made climate change, CO2, we’re the cause of this, we must stop using our cars, we must go back to the stone ages, this hot weather has been caused by us, and the Tories and Reform want to stop net zero we need to make sure they don’t get into power, it’s all the Tories fault” (…I didn’t even comment on the fact it was the fucking Tories who imposed Net Zero on us…)

    I put up the following summation of all the stuff we’ve discussed on here before:
    “The CO2 content of the atmosphere at the point of last mass peak glaciation, when New York was under a mile of ice, was fifty times what it is today, so the CO2 wasn’t exactly doing much global warming then, was it.
    No one has ever established a causal link between CO2 and global temperature increases despite what they claim, CO2 is however essential for life and trying to rid the planet of it is suicide.
    Energy output from the sun to the earth 173,000 TW, energy output of fossil fuels 18 TW – one one thousandth of a percentage variation in the sun’s output renders the heating effect of fossil fuel combustion irrelevant.
    The BBC had an article on its own website about the orbit of the Swift space telescope decaying due to the thickening of the earth’s atmosphere as a consequence of a rise in solar radiation – the sun’s got hotter in recent months, that’s why the earth’s got hotter, sorry the truth isn’t more apocalyptic.”

    Of course you can guess the reactions and the pant wetting. Heretic, non believer, expel, kill!

    Not one person attempted to address the facts I’d listed above (and there are of course dozens more objective truths that decimate the case for anthropogenic climate change – never mind the discussion around the fact that the Earth getting warmer is actually GOOD for life, so if that’s what’s happening then we should be celebrating the fact). The best they could do was “oh ho ho ho Dave, if only the 90+% of scientists who agree this is caused by humans had listened to you, ho ho ho.” Naturally I pointed out that the 90% figure is bollocks, and scientists getting funding from academic institutions and governments can pretty much be ignored given their extreme self-interest in peddling this shit, and even if this figure were true it doesn’t constitute an argument so how’s about we debate the facts? More sneering and jeering and calls for me to be expelled.

    The problem with the climate change myth is it’s become a religion for scientifically ignorant, narcissistic middle class cunts, who want to virtue signal their care and compassion for the world, and who want a bit of drama in their lives. It would be harmless were it not for the fact that these people give the green light to all of the grifters and psychopathic politicians to fuck us all with this deranged global mania.

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      • Too kind gents, a compliment indeed from two redoubtable pillars of this community; but there are plenty of other higher quality posters here – just happy to find sanity, humour and camaraderie in this rarefied retreat from this fucked up world we are obliged to battle on a daily basis

    • Excellent, Dave.
      I recall mentioning the Swift space telescope on here a few noms ago.
      The BBC seemed to have accidentally touched on the truth without realising.
      A truth that they and others had better get used to.
      The older the sun gets, the hotter it will get.

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      • I couldn’t remember who it was on here who had drawn my attention to the story Field Marshal; you must therefore take all of the credit for this aspect of my poking of the pant-pissing hornets’ nest

    • I have a short list of people Doc, whom when I am told I have not long to live I shall attempt to locate and exterminate. Rowlatt is high on the list.

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    • Splendid Dave …
      And let’s add that over the past eighteen months, more and more eminent studies have concluded that a big contributor to climate change (estimates vary between 15% and 50%), has been the fact that humanity has made our atmosphere less polluted. Apparently a big contributor to this pollution reduction has been China – what the one hand gives, another takes it away.
      Bet not many have seen MSM pushing that news!!!
      Let’s just fucking well accept the fact that humanity has to continue its ‘progressive development’ and we must find ways of ‘living with’ the less desirable consequences.

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      • Oh yes Cassandra, a client mentioned to me the other day that the air has apparently gotten too clean so now the solar radiation has an uninterrupted path to boil us alive.

        As is always the case with everything they do, lefties never ever work through the possible outcomes of the stupid shit they implement (just watch Burnham crash the economy in his crusade for more taxes, with the result that tax revenues will actually fall even if the rate of taxation increases). The law of unintended consequences keeps biting the bastards back, and these cunts never fucking learn from it because they’re too intellectually lazy and full of themselves to ever admit they might be wrong about anything.

    • She looks like a YTS trainee librarian.

      No doubt her new found powers will greatly benefit her,I mean the populace of Manchester.

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      • She has been hiding under Burnhams bollocks for years, now she has crept out like a fucking slug.

        Manchester has got another one 😂

    • @doc…aaw come on,think of the extra 🏳️‍🌈 marches she’ll be making sure the benders and 🌈 coloured hair types will glory in, after all they only get a month of it as it is..and don’t forget the ex service personnel can watch it all from their sleeping bags 👍

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    • The words gay, lesbian and LGBQT feature so many times in the wiki article that I can only think she wants us all to know about her sexuality. I suppose it wouldn’t have been obvious otherwise…

      “She became both the first woman and the first openly LGBTQ+ person to lead the council”, with the deputy leader being Bangladeshi…

      The average manc well reflected by their council then. This is what happens when too many people vote for parties rather than candidates. It is also alarming that there isn’t a common sense, non far-left option that can beat this shower. Either because the options available are incompetent or the electorate are thick as pig shit.

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  22. I chuckle to myself imagining all the obese people having to walk like spacemen to prevent chafing, but glad they are keeping away from my area of the seafront. Probably blocking up supermarket doorways somewhere. The previous three words seemed to have made them gain weight.

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      • Would be a laugh to start a rumour that Lycra leggings when chafing obese skin can generate sufficient heat that spontaneous combustion can occur. Aaaargh my arse cracks on fire.

  24. Heat “Aghhh global warming”

    Freezing cold “Aghhh climate change”

    Rain “Aghhh. aciiid rain”

    Fog “Aghhh ozone layer”

    14° in July “Aghhh too cold”

    14° in December “Aghhh global warrrrming!”

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  25. I wonder if the BBC will publish some figures of how many pensioners died in the winter of 2024/25 from hypothermia and/or malnutrition related illnesses?

    Where do they get the figure of 2,700 from? Did they pull it out of Millibands arse?

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  26. For a bit of fun, why doesn’t the weather girl mention to wear extra clothing to prevent you getting burnt by the sun and don’t take water with you incase you need to have a piss somewhere there aren’t any lavatories.

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  27. I am a man made climate change sceptic and the BBC are massive lying cunts however, this year has been the longest hot summer I can remember. Yes I remember 1976 just left school and pretty girls in hot pants but this year for prolonged heat beats that. Still pretty girls in short clothing but they don’t seem interested in my advances anymore. Why ? are they ageist lol.

    If I am on holiday I like weather like we are enjoying , but three main differences exist. I am usually sat near a pool or beach and a bar very close by which provides ice cold beers. Also my room on holiday is air conditioned. I don’t have a pool or air conditioning at home.

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  28. No serious scientist, with advanced degrees in physics or chemistry, has ever supported the idea of a climate emergency. And even the longer, technical UN IPCC reports tend to be measured and heavily caveated. It is the much reduced brochure reports for policy makers that twist things into ridiculous, doom laden conclusions. A lot of IPCC scientific contributors have complained about this.

    But it is all a fait accompli anyway. We know this. It is obvious. Invent an emergency and then expand state power to “solve” the “problem”, typically by pouring public money into the pockets of vested interests. Everything else is in the service of that swindling and redistributive mission.

    The climate is changing. The climate has always changed. It has been colder in the past and it has been hotter in the past. There is no proof whatsoever that climate change is being influenced by people. At best, they could say we should operate on the precautionary principle, just in case. However, what we have been seeing goes way beyond and is a clear abuse of that principle.

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  29. Sometimes if we are lucky we get a few hot spells in the Summer. I am loving this hot spell, most of my fucked up joints have responded to this heat by almost stopping hurting, I’m taking fewer painkillers it’s a fucking miracle. My patch of grass resembles the Serengeti in the dry season, weeds have shrivelled up. Just water my little trees and gardening done. The only ones suffering are my old French Bulldog and her friend who is a cross between an English Bulldog and a mini American Bulldog. Few walks fans going all day cooling wet towels when needed they sleep most of the time.
    Living in social housing has its drawbacks when good weather and school holidays collide. The new builds at back of boundary fence are choke full with noisy little bastards and clapped out motorbikes. One great blessing is they are all native English so saved from loud incomprehensible bollocks in wakoshitani or something.
    All in I’m loving it, hosepipe ban included.
    One smokey cloud blurs the horizon, report from my spies, loads of rubbish building up at local beauty spots and unattended barbecues found in the dunes, already had one fire on the dunes caused by kids using barbecue. The biggest problem with temperature seems to be a logarithmic increase in cuntynish not just among illegals

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