Jacinda Ardern! The cunts cunt! The ayatollah of zero COVID and savior of all man kind! Does she go and meet the positive cases and heal them personally while signalling to an aid to take them to the oven!

The red rum lookalike learnt well from the evil Blair!

I would throw her one if the lights were dimmed but would need to shower in the morning!

P.s the world is watching you too you cunt!!!

Sorry about the randomness! Long time listener, first time cunter!

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Nominated by: Shit cunt

(Welcome to the Good ship, ISAC, Shit Cunt, and many thanks for your first nomination. Ordinarily because this relates to Covid, we’d ask you to post in the dedicated Covid thread Covid Shit. But since this is your first nomination, and some old cunters fancy the arse off Shergar, we’ll create a Post for you. Cheers – Day Admin)

Don’t cry honey, nobody would even know who you were without your dad or his friends.

A fuck you/ It’s not fair (see what I did there) cunting for our favorite musical mong aka Lily Allen. Allegedly music bosses knew her (in a biblical sense) she is now going to cunt them in a new album with naming and shaming. Lily a word to the wise, It ain’t going to end well.

Lily for the love of Christ why don’t you devote your self to dinghy riders and other peaceful cunts, better still take the motor out for a spin and ram a large tree or something?

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I felt abused listening to her mockney music back in the 2000’s.

Nominated by – Cuntymort

He knows a bit about payoffs.

My employer has just announced the details of it’s pay offer, which has been debated since approximately August 2019. It is a three year ‘award’ ending next August and has been presented in a 25 page document and slideshow.

Along with an electronic calculator. the idea being you put your details in and this wonderful device will tell you exactly what you can expect, the only snag being the fucking thing is permanently disabled and the only message you get is one saying apologies it is being mended etc.

I don’t know how much time and energy it takes to say ”You aren’t getting fuck all this year, you cunt, because we fucking despise you”. You could lose the will to live trying to figure these things out, probably deliberate so they won’t have to pay your pension. You must have to be a particular sort of misanthropic bastard to draw up one of these things.

Nominated by – Mary Hinge

What a load of twaddle that is.

So Jesus sends the disciples out to ‘preach to all nations’. And they suffer persecution and hide themselves in the catacombs. But slowly, surely more followers are gained. And churches are dioceses are set up all over the ancient Roman world.

And the thing is growing and building until Constantine comes along and says ‘oh don’t bother with all that you can just adopt our pagan gods disguise them with your saints and angels and ‘queen of heaven’ incorporate it into your system with statues just like in our temples and you can live a life of luxury and prestige and power.

And all the Christians jumped at the chance and thought ‘yes why are we always suffering why can’t we lead the high life we want wealth status like everybody else….
And the true church of Christ died and what we got was a counterfeit Christianity for the next 1000 years until Martin Luther came along and brought us back to true Christianity.
What a load of unhistorical twaddle.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

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What the fuck is our pussy whipped PM up to now? For the love of god are we not broke? No doubt princess nut job has her hand in this somewhere.

Can we not get life back to normal first before we end up spunking more money on this shit.

The boiler I have is 30 years old does the job reliably and keeps us warm in winter, if it goes wrong I can fix it. As for one of these Hydrogen boilers Boris stick it up your arse. Hydrogen has an explosive range of 2 to 80 per cent gas to air ratio. I don’t want a fuel leak blowing Cunty Towers to fuck.

Why don’t these political cunts work out the elephant in the room is over population, Fuck what Greta Thunderbox says cut the fucking birth rate, if it means banging peaceful bollocks between two bricks so be it.

Let’s get the population down, CUNTS.

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Nominated by: CuntyMort