A nomination for the weird phenomenon of grown men trying desperately to appeal to the youth, AKA the borderline nonce.

Many of those on here who have used social media or watched YouTube, or encountered them through general internet use, know these fuckers.

Usually low level public sector administrator, part-timer or involved in social work/education. Active on Twitter.. frequent user of filters for profile pictures.
Wispy facial hair, married the first enormous farm animal to pay him any romantic attention, lists pronouns in the profile. Likes TikTok, Frozen, Billy Eilish and Harry Potter but not J.K. Rowling as she’s a ‘transphobe’.

Doesn’t like; the taste of beer, smell of engine oil, lifting things or the summer/beaches. The saying ‘Man up’

Often treats the missus to a nice meal if he has vouchers for Domino’s. Doesn’t see the big deal with property ownership. Doesn’t drive and has never taken lessons, despite being in his late 30s.

Wears clothes worn by teenagers. Can’t afford/endure a decent tattoo so has an embarrassing blob of ink on his pale soft shoulder/flabby chest that was supposed to be Spider-Man’s mask. Votes Lib Dem

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

( ** Be aware that if you use the word “nonce” in your follow-up comments, they’re liable to end up in the mod queue. Best find alternatives. Thanks – Day Admin)

£370 million of taxpayer’s money to do up Liz’s second home.
Prince Charles allegedly selling Honours to dodgy businessmen to fund doing up another of his houses.

Prince ( I’m just too honourable)Andrew hiding out in another of Mummy’s homes like a shoplifter hiding under the bed on some Council Estate when the Police come knocking.

…..and,of course, Prince Fucking- Harry. (We have a nom for this fuckwit, and one for faux royal Sarah Ferguson due to go live in the next few days – Day Admin)

Time to call time on the venal parasites,once and for all.

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Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

This afternoon I was in the queue at our local supermarket. I was unfortunate to be immediately behind one of those insufferable chav cunts who wears a baseball cap back to front, has an ear ring in both ears, and ‘sags’ his jeans to show that he’s wearing Clavin Klein branded ‘trunks’ (almost certainly a knock-off I reckon).

Yes you’ve got it; a real style icon, this one. It’s nailed on that he refers to his girlfriend as ‘babe’. Definitely a twat; however I became truly fascinated by the depths of his cuntitude as he began unloading the contents of his basket onto the belt.

Here we go; a copy of the ‘Daily Star’, a pack of pickled onion ‘Monster Munch’, a bag of frozen oven chips, a ‘Hunger Breaks’ breakfast (for the uninitiated, a can containing beans, sausages, mushrooms, cereal, chopped pork, egg and a bacon burger, in tomato sauce ffs), a pot noodle, a bottle of cider, and some of the store’s own-brand ‘super saver’ bog rolls.

Bloody hell, what a woeful state of affairs. A truly sad cunt with what is without doubt, the most tragic shopping basket ever seen. It’s almost as though evolution had shaped the latter as a natural extension of the former.

There’s no substitute for style, and this plank was no substitute. The buyer and his shopping basket; cunts both.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Claudia Winkleman is a cunt,

this silly annoying bitch could do with a good hard boot to the snatch, if it’s not her voice it’s her fucking fringe or the fact that loads of people had to have a pay cut so she could have a pay hike, (See old cunting – Day Admin Claudia Cuntface)

if none of that boils your piss and makes you want to smash up your telly may I suggest you watch this fucking advert, it seriously makes me want to rip the telly off the wall.

Claudia Wankaman is a total cunt…

https://youtu.be/XNBQBPl2TwQ

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

(You can’t fool us, mate. You’d still take her up the porthole! – Day Admin)

(… clearly the EPL did forget…allegedly! – Day Admin)

This weekend saw the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, in which thousands died and many more were left with life changing injuries. People of all colours and religions, by the way.

With this in mind, how did the Premier League show their respects on Saturday, September 11, 2021?

By ignoring this anniversary completely, but still kneeling for George fucking Floyd, of course.

Now one argument I heard was ‘This was in America. What has it really got to do with us?’

Well, quite a few of our own were murdered by the evil ‘peaceful’ cunts that day, but guess what…

… George Floyd’s death was in America too! So stick that one up your fucking hoop for a start.

What absolute fucking cunts. The cunts will also kneel on Remembrance Sunday again too, the bastards.

The link doesn’t mention the EPL not honouring 9/11, as no cunt in the shit bag media is mentioning it.

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks