(Quick Note – This nom isn’t just about football. Day Admin)

A comment by an esteemed cunter in another thread provided me with the motivation for this nom. I can’t remember who it was, but here goes.

Yes, the Premier League has just started. Fans are allowed back into the grounds, and every ground was packed out this weekend.

This despite their clubs, the league; Sky, BT, ITV and the BBC and the players themselves doing one or more of the following:

Calling them racists if they say white lives matter.
Calling them racists if they do not support BLM.
Telling them to get educated for not agreeing with seeing their players take the knee in every game.
Telling them (lying) that the knee taking is not for BLM now.
Shoving token females (some of whom can’t speak proper or anyfin’ innit) into the studio or worse, into the commentary box. One of them absolutely ruined a classic game in EURO 2020/21 (Spain v Croatia) by wittering nonsense throughout the game, while working as a co commentator.
Spending time saying the country is still somehow massively racist and more needs to be done, after about 3 UK based Tweets.

Other sports are also going down the same route. The Olympics was ruined this year. Rugby and other sports are going down the same road. Watching cricket recently, I noticed that my favourite commentator/presenter, David Gower, seems to have been put out to pasture. So has Ian Botham. And Shane Warne. I wondered why, but if they’ve shoved a few token wimminz in then there’s no room for them is there? Well done!

Sport has always been a source of escapism for me and many others. Some may call it bread and circuses, but I’d disagree. It’s more subtle than that. It’s never really been an obsession, just a nice way to switch off for a few hours after a busy week. No politics. No social issues to think about. Just switch off and relax.

Now? ‘Sorry mate. We’ve realised what a great opportunity this is to promote our agenda. So fuck you! Sit there, listen to me force my views on you and insult you, but remember to keep paying me you thick cunt!’

Well I’ve stopped paying a penny to these cunts after all this. No more TV licence and SKY were fucked off. No more going to games or sporting events that support this shit. They’re getting nothing from me until they just go back to being apolitical (and apologise).

Not going to happen though, is it?

They’ll never stop because thick as fuck ‘fans’ will still pack the stadiums despite all the things I’ve mentioned.

Quite a few traditional fans have done the same as myself (but most haven’t it seems). Some new ‘woke’ fans have now taken the place of some fans, like little parasites. Well, they’re welcome to the monster they have helped to create.

Sports fans are cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

“We’re having a heatwave,
A tropical heatwave,
The way that she moves,
The thermometer proves
She certainly can….can-can”

It seems the Daily Express and Daily Star have overdosed on this Irving Berlin song – since May they have been predicting a heatwave “next week”. Here is the latest prediction from today, 16/8/21.

News Link

The trouble is – they never materialise.

Fuck the Express for raising my hopes. I suppose they hang a bit of seaweed out of the bog window at their office.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

The dreadful killings by a nutter in Plymouth are apparently due to right wing terrorism due to the evil cunt being an ‘incel’

”Incels, who typically blame women for a failure to form sexual relationships, are currently considered part of right-wing terrorism – but Mr Hall acknowledged they are “quite separate”.

Mr Hall is some cunt from the Home Office apparently. So his erudition and competence can never be in doubt.

And here is the puzzle. An inadequate nutter Incel is a right wing terrorist, although, as with other right wing terrorists there doesnt seem to be any organisation behind them. Nor a specific belief system.

However when someone murders randomly shouting ‘Alans Snackbar’, they are usually suffering mental issues, despite there being very real organisations, belief systems and encouragement for this type of attack.

It’s a fucking puzzle. But at least we know that the Far Right are where the dangers lurk.

Incel Attack Might be act of Terrorism

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(All this fuss and introspection might have taken a different tone had the guy been of a slightly darker hue – Day Admin)

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s royal correspondent Ron Knee reporting. Today has seen another sensational development in the Epstein sex scandal, with the news that a law suit has been filed against Prince Andrew in New York, by his alleged victim Virginia Roberts. We are immensely privileged to be granted a world exclusive interview by Prince Andrew, who has graciously condescended to speak to us in order to present his view of the matter”.

“Indeed, my good fellow. It is imperative when one has nothing to hide that one speaks in a frank and honest matter to the lower orders, what?”.

“What? Oh sorry. Yes. So, your royal huffiness, what is your immediate reaction to the news concerning the law suit?”.

“Erm (shuffles nervously, averts eyes) well, one is afraid that on the advice of one’s legal team, one is unable to respond to that question”.

“Well we understand that the action may not be allowed to proceed to court. But if it does, and you lose, experts are stating that you could face a damages bill of up to $100 million. That must give you great cause for concern, surely?”.

“*gulp* (runs finger around rim of collar) one is afraid that on the advice of one’s legal team, one is unable to respond to that question”.

“I see. At any rate, you’ve indicated previously that you’d be willing to speak to the FBI in relation to the case, but have yet to do so. Are you in fact prepared to speak to the US authorities or not?”.

“One is *cough* afraid that on the advice of one’s legal team, one is unable to respond to that question”.

“Should this matter proceed to trial, it would do so in a civil court, and you would not be obliged to attend. Nevertheless, don’t you think that attending would be the right and proper thing to do?”.

” One is afraid that *splutter* on the advice of one’s legal team, one is unable to *choke* respond to that question”.

“For heaven’s sake. What do you say to those who argue that there’s one law to protect the rich and privileged, and another that the rest of us must abide by?”.

“Sorry old bean. Must scoot. I’m due at the Pizza Express in Woking in under an hour…” (disappears at a rate of knots).

“No sweat, if you’ll pardon the expression. I’m sure that our followers will be delighted and impressed, as always, by the absolute candour displayed by His Royal Highness during the course of this interview. It makes you proud to be British. This is *sigh* Ron Knee, returning you to the studio”.

Andrew to face Sex Allegation Charges

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(One suspects any alleged lawsuit successfully made and won against Andrew, will be paid by us plebs, probably! – Day Admin)