The Borderline Nonce

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A nomination for the weird phenomenon of grown men trying desperately to appeal to the youth, AKA the borderline nonce.

Many of those on here who have used social media or watched YouTube, or encountered them through general internet use, know these fuckers.

Usually low level public sector administrator, part-timer or involved in social work/education. Active on Twitter.. frequent user of filters for profile pictures.
Wispy facial hair, married the first enormous farm animal to pay him any romantic attention, lists pronouns in the profile. Likes TikTok, Frozen, Billy Eilish and Harry Potter but not J.K. Rowling as she’s a ‘transphobe’.

Doesn’t like; the taste of beer, smell of engine oil, lifting things or the summer/beaches. The saying ‘Man up’

Often treats the missus to a nice meal if he has vouchers for Domino’s. Doesn’t see the big deal with property ownership. Doesn’t drive and has never taken lessons, despite being in his late 30s.

Wears clothes worn by teenagers. Can’t afford/endure a decent tattoo so has an embarrassing blob of ink on his pale soft shoulder/flabby chest that was supposed to be Spider-Man’s mask. Votes Lib Dem

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

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32 thoughts on “The Borderline Nonce”

  2. Yes I know the type. They get jobs at places like game or comic stores, have a samurai sword from a thrift store prominently displayed in their mom’s basement where they live “temporarily “.

  5. They giggle. At work they lick arses and stab backs, which gets them promoted far beyond their capabilities. Fat ones wear shorts. Scum of the earth.

    • There was a conversation about this on BBC Radio 2 today with the God awful Jeremy Vine. Although today he did actually chat some truth about lick arse yes men getting promotions.

  6. I used to work with a cunt like that, we always had our doubts about him being Non,TZ and now he has his telescope room overlooking a junior school so im pretty sure i was right about the cunt…

  7. Too cissy to watch proper porn (hardcore lesbian fanny fisting, for example) and knocks one out to Anime or My Little Pony.

  9. Ages ago I was doing a job for Stockport Council,
    Moving a old bloke off a council estate.
    People glared at us as we were working and some bloke shouted abuse as he drove past.
    Bit fuckin weird?
    The old bloke was super friendly, wouldn’t shut the fuck up!
    Anyway as im driving back for a second load, two blokes in a car staring at me,
    So I thought fuck this and dropped my window.
    Just about to say something when one pulls out a ID badge.
    Coppers.
    Turns out the old bloke was a diddler, and was leaving without informing the police like theyre meant to.
    The council never warned me the cunts.
    When I got back told the old cunt the coppers wanted him to phone them,
    He went fuckin white.
    Didn’t see the cunt the rest of the removal.

  12. Fat ugly fuckers who can’t strike up a relationship with the opposite sex. They should be thrown into a pig sty, face first the cunts. Having said that we should not push these cunts onto poor unsuspecticting pigs.

    • Yeah bullies are actually a good thing. Best the shit out a couple of kids become prefect of the year and bobs your uncle. Natural order. No suspensions for the bully, step out of line you get a clout. Easy job for the teachers and easy on the students. Happy days. Now the teachers can’t slap in, get technical. Anyway, I’m off to listen to some Howard Shore (LOTR Soundtracks) in bed because I’m livid.

  17. Well according to a recent study 1 in 10 homeowners live next door to a wrong ‘un! Not me! I live next door to a cracking little 13 year old with a tight little ass and cracking tits! The biggest cause of wrong ‘un ism in this country is too many sexy kids running around! Erm…..TAXI!!

  18. I wish there was an alternative word for pea dough phobe, because sometimes I want a posh way of saying I fucking hate children without getting misheard or lynched by thickos.

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