Working from Home

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Working from home, from an employers point of view is a cunt, see previous employees  sue culture cunting from a few days ago. (This, presumably. Day Admin – Ungrateful Employees )

Now these cunts (employees) want to work from home and want to request this from day one. I hasten to add they are going to want the same money, do less work as well as do whatever the fuck they want, when they want, and if you refuse this request, the employee has the right to take the employer to a tribunal.

So back to previous cunting on who not to employ, There is a pattern forming here, no fucker is going to want to employ these cunts and therefore they will be asking the branch manager of Burger king why they cant work from home, see link below…..unemployable cunts, hope your good with benefits claims forms….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

The nom quotes the full article here – Day Admin Guardian News Link

 

41 thoughts on “Working from Home”

  1. The danger here is that managers will quickly come to the realisation that it is entirely feasible and indeed cheaper to source out said remote work to foreign workers who will do it for peanuts….

  2. People who work from home only do so because they cannot stop themselves wanking.

  3. You want to work the hours that are convenient for you in your own home?

    No problem.

    Register yourself as self employed and get paid for your results.

  4. I think that WFH has fuck all to do with some virus. I think all the managers have finally got passed off with staff goofing off to the shitter to thrash one out or take a dump on the company dime. Must be saving a ton of cash on toilet roll.

  5. I tried doing a job years ago that was from home. I could not stay on task. I have to be in the field. Home and work (for me) need to be 2 different locations and 2 different sets of clothes. Besides, Mrs Curtains is a full time wife and mother and my presence during the day makes me unbearable. Evenings and weekends is enough of me she says.

    • I often used to muse about how long marriages would last if partners only spent part of the days together and went to separate establishments at night, to sleep.

  6. One of my daughters was unwell on Monday, so didn’t go to work, however the nature of her job allows her to work from home, which she did.
    Turns out she just had a 24 hour bug and was fine the next day.
    I asked her why she didn’t WFH, & she told me she enjoys the company at work, that the idea of doing it constantly filled her with dread, not to mention that she would be bores to fuck.

    • Not only that, but she enjoys some of the conversations between the younger members of staff:

      ” where does the sun go at night?”
      ” if the sun is rising in Australia while it’s sinking here, does that mean there’s two sun’s?”
      ” yes, there’s two moons, as well”
      ” don’t be daft, everyone knows there’s only one moon, it’s switch off when the sun comes up”

      Tomorrow’s MPs. I despair, truly I do. This isn’t made up. My daughter recorded it.

  8. When i am at home i want nothing to do with work, I often never answer the phone if it’s my manager on the blower .
    Why people want to mix the two is beyond me .
    Even if i did work from home there are to many distractions like wanking and Xhamster.

  9. Working from home, means more hours surely, always contactable, they know where you are,
    The only work I do from home is talk to people, the rest and the bulk , is as far away from home as you can imagine
    Not for me but then a spanner can’t be talked into any old shite can he as he takes pride in the work that he refuses to do🤫

  10. These feckless fucks won’t be so keen on working from home when the bollock freezing weather returns and their energy bills rocket.

  11. Saves the office a fortune if the employee is good and hard working but we all know that’s not the case with some.
    It only takes one possibly two to fuck up that, with there lockdown attitude

    I wouldn’t employ a cunt I did not know , no fucking way as you could be liable to a shitfest of fuckwithery on a Facebook scale.
    I’d love to run interviews with prospective employees
    Q1 are a cunt , or have you ever been called one?
    Q2 if you get thee Q1 correct ,you have the job

  12. Furlough has ended, Covid is no longer the grim reaper, 1 million vacancies (allegedly) but we are still in Crisis, I am beginning to lean towards then Big Chunky point of view

  13. Trust the fucking Guardian to be all in favour of this. Anything to fuck things up and cause problems. If I worked for the cunting Guardian I could work from home ; half an hour on the keyboard and I could knock out a load of lefty, wokie bollocks. Piece of piss.
    Speaking of which I learned a new wokie buzz phrase yesterday……”carbon literate.”
    This means you have swallowed all the Establishment green bullshit and joined the Thunderbirds brigade. Presumably if you haven’t joined this apocalyptic cult you are “carbon illiterate”. Meaning thick as shit. They love it don’t they, the muggy wokies? They love telling the “thick” working class what to do, what to think and what to say. Well they can kiss my arse and fuck off while they’re doing it.
    I hate the fucking dozy wankers.

    • Carbon literate, bloody hell, I doubt that Greta and her crew have any idea what that means 😂

      I would love to see some modeller run a scenario where every fossil fuel was removed from society tomorrow, may be an interesting exercise, then subject the Green cunts to the consequences

      • The greens, as I’ve said before masturbate furiously over an imagined future where the remnant of the population drink their own urine and keep warm by wearing jumpers knitted from pubic hair.

        Meanwhile the marauding polar bears pick of the remaining surviving humans to feed their young as most of the UK is under a permanent ice sheet.

        Utopia for the environMENTALists.

  14. Working from home is utter horse Piss, anyone who opts for this should instantly be on a part time wage structure, try to dress this up all you want but under no circumstances do you produce the equivalent amount of effort as if you were in a normal working environment, what normal bloke wouldn’t spend at least 2hrs watching Porn, and the splitters would spend equal amounts of time online shopping, get out of your comfortable clothing and earn your pay and stop short changing your employer’s.!

  16. I had a conversation with a mate about this the other week and apparently he wants to convert his box room to an office. His work colleague reckons a new home office tax is on the way for any cunt wishing to do so. It’s one way of collecting revenue from your old journey to work. Cunts.

  17. Shirking from home.

    Get off your fat lazy backsides and get back into the office.

    And no slobbing around in your jim-jams until 10 ‘o clock nibbling on a round of toast.

    I’d sack the lot of them.

  18. I would imagine that motivating yourself to work, with the distractions of home, must be bloody difficult.
    During the lockdowns, whilst “aaaaht & abaaaaht” (©B&W Cunt), I saw numerous folks walking dogs, running, cycling etc-they were certainly NOT fucking working.

  19. As a professional dancer I’ve found lockdown very difficult as I’ve had no opportunity to get into the dance studio, so I’ve had to resort to twerking from home…

  20. It’s a shit concept for work shy aresholes. Journalists and civil serpents.

    Not everyone works in an office despite what the BBC and MSM like to portray.

    Wait till HMG tax the ‘home office’. Good luck explaining that new fancy shed with power, IT and webcam….

    Work is work, home is home. Never the two should mix..

    Ps if you are an ill cunt. Then stay home till dead or feeling better. Don’t come to the workplace spreading it around.

    • Everybody works in an office.

      The office Christmas party. (Because nobody else has a Christmas party.)
      I wonder if these parties are as boring and PC as I imagine them to be.

      “After a hard day at the office”. Another pile of shite I’ve heard banded about.
      I suppose it could be stressful, – but not hard like 12 hours in a iron foundry.

  21. When I first read the title without my glasses on I thought it said Wanking from home.
    As they say ‘Same same.’

    • I would like to wank from home.

      Whilst on one of those Zoom meetings or Teams, whilst talking to some nice office ladies.

      I wonder if anyone is actually doing this?
      Surely they must be?

      I’m not sure how you would control your facial expression though. Is it possible to look vaguely normal whilst spraying jizz inside your trouser leg?

      “Lets have a look at this years’ KPI’s, Dick are you ok there?”

      “Errrmm, yes I think so”.

  23. Cuntalugs Jnr. has to work from home despite hating it.
    His company used to rent out offices but have decided it is “better” that their staff work from home.
    Really? Use of my electricity, broadband, heating etc. His expensive PC, hmmm, yep that’s better! 🤔

  24. Start work earlier as I don’t have to commute, finish work later because I don’t have to commute.

    Put more work into a day and gain more time as a result of saving 3-4 hours commute time.

    Saving 10% salary on overheads and turning it into disposable income (even with an offset on gas / electric) . Another reason to work harder whilst working from home.

    However I used to work from home 1-2 days a week before all this shit in a career that was more of a vocation than a ‘job’

    Problem is this should be offered to people who can be trusted, or with the mental capacity and discipline to operate and work from home.

    Just because one is a unorganised, lazy cunt, doesn’t mean every other human being is.

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