Mydentist, Bridlington

 

Gail Drake developed a niggling toothache and rang Mydentist for an appointment. They told her she had to book online.

Gail explained she was registered as blind, but was repeatedly told she needed to book online.

When she asked to speak to the practice manager, she was told to write or email.

bbcnews

Now, I get Mydentist is probably one of a number who has spotted a gap in the market. My NHS dentist dumped me during Covid after they were bought out by a bunch of… I’ll let you guess. The same probably happened to Gail.

That’s no excuse for the way a person who has been partially sighted since birth, and has recently developed fast growing cataracts, or indeed anyone in pain, should be treated.

I’ve sympathy for Gail. I’m developing cataracts and some days it’s like looking through a shifting fog towards a bright light.

Anyway the BBC contacted these cunts who offered her a same day appointment, with a Harley Street dental surgeon, I hope, because I wouldn’t trust my teeth to this bunch of chancers.

Incidentally, I find that this article calling Gail by Drake, as if she were a criminal extremely offensive. Get rid of proof readers at your peril, media cunts.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

13 thoughts on “Mydentist, Bridlington

  1. Haven’t been to my local dentist in years and I’m certain they think I’m dead due to lack of contact. One day I’ll have tooth ache and start panicking. Where’s that fucking phone number.

  2. Gail should know by now that the sole job of a dentist’s or doctor’s receptionist is to tell the patients to fuck off.
    Doctors and dentists are only there to treat RNLI Cross-Channel ferry customers.

  3. Poor Gail.
    There’s absolutely nothing worse than being stripped of your formality.
    The BBC, for some reason, are giving her the Trump treatment.
    Is it cos she’s white?
    More than likely.

    • Also. I wouldn’t bother contacting the BBC again, Gail.
      They’ll probably refer to you as Gail Drake (real name, Gail Yaxley Lennon).

  4. Fuckin dentists.
    like nazis.

    Shes blind you cunts!

    I hate dentists.
    hate going.
    and Really hate paying.

    sat in the waiting room with sad or scared looking people,
    the shitty magazines,
    then the lecture…

    ” you dont floss? how are you still alive?!
    you need to floss immediately or your head might fall off”

    fuck off.

    • JP has already promised me his prized set of antique Waterloo teeth so no more dentist for me when they start to fall out.

      • No, Sammy .
        Clints immortal.
        he’ll outlive us all.

        Toothpick?
        missus Miserable has those little wooden sticks you put cocktail sausages and cheese and pineapple on.
        suppose I could use those?

  5. Anyone know if Mydentist can do a full extraction and a set of china choppers in time for the party political conference season?

    Asking for my mate Dave Paulden.

  6. I get the feeling my dentist is losing optimism of making me the fourth Beegee.

    every time he recommends something I ask
    ” how much is it?”
    his earning potential is limited with me.
    No implants
    no lazer treatment
    no products
    no veneers.

    poor fucker had to get last year’s model Bentley he’s that skint.

  7. Talking of magazines in dentist waiting rooms.
    The last time i went to mine, I noticed that the fading copies of Country Life and Cosmopolitan (does anyone actually read these anymore?) had stickers on the back saying they were withdrawn copies from the local library.
    Yet my dentists brand new Jaguar in the car park suggested that cash flow wasn’t necessarily a problem.
    The tight bastards!

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