Parliamentary Sleaze

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How utterly predictable….The pigs at the trough again show their utter contempt for the opinion of the electorate.

They obviously realise that the public couldn’t have a lower opinion of politicians anyhow,so why not just brazenly demonstrate their arrogance?…They might as well have just told us all to ” Fuck Off,we’ll do as we please” and be done with it.

They are no better than common criminals.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

And this from W. C. Boggs 

“SIR” KEIR STARMER M.P:

The poor duckie has been raising his blood pressure about greedy Boris and those nasty Conservatives, but, to show what a motherfucker he really is:

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Whey-faced oleaginous hypocritical cunt,

Castle View Primary School Edinburgh


Supposedly, a class was showing support for a pupil in Spain who was expelled for wearing a skirt, all in the name of respect, equality and inclusivity, don’t you know.

Was it the class who decided to do this, or the woke arseholes who brainwash the kids? You decide.

Pupils were told that they don’t have to take part if they don’t want to, but you can bet your bank account that any parent, or even a small kid, who refuses this shit, will be stigmatised with every ‘ism’ and ‘phobia’ that these woke cunts can think of.

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These kids are our future? Fuck help us.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Justin Welby [15]


What a cunt this wretch is. Firstly, what the fuck is this dress wearing, bullshit believing knob doing at the COP 26 or whatever it’s called? He’s not a scientist, or a politician, his day job seems to be diddling pensioners out of money for a leaky roof on a church somewhere, at least a pikey tells you it’s your roof that needs fixing.

Today, he went all shock and awe on the media, as he stated that if today’s politicians don’t address the climate change issue they will be guilty of crimes against humanity far worse than Hitler. What the actual fuck.

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He started backtracking immediately, and apologised straight away to the Jews, which ok, they were murdered in massive numbers, but what about the Poles? The Russians? Is he only interested in people persecuted for their faith?

The delegates for this shit show visited the Pope before kicking off the conference, again, fuck knows why. Vatican scientists are too busy trying to prove that bollock faced conwoman Theresa was a saint because someone cured their cancer using a photo of her.
As it happens, the Pope could actually have an effect on climate change, by asking his simpleton followers to wear a condom. The cunt.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

James Hulme – A Peaky Plumber

A cunting for the smallest room, where ball-cock in hand, we salute 57 year old plumber, Mr Hulme. What did he do to receive this signal honiour?, well when repairing the bogs of wimmiz homes, he added a little extra – a spy camera:

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Apparently this lavatory lust helped him to fulfil his “sexual needs”!

He received a prison sentence of 12 months for his cinematography. Some people will think this sentence somewhat lenient, but prison is nothing if it doesn’t include some degree of rehabilitation, and I humbly suggest he needs aversion therapy.

We need to employ another plumber, who does not have this particular fetish, to install three more cameras, one in the khasi of Emily Thornberry, another in the shithouse of AnalEase Dodds, and third – and the biggest deterrant in Mrs. Boggs bog – any camera that could pick up what goes on beneath those flabby folds of flesh, deserves to have it’s designer given the Nobel Prize for science. I only use the upstairs one, she contains herself (just about) in the downstairs. I always buy that bleach that kills 99% of all known germs (thought there are probably a few unknown ones in there when she has been)

No doubt Mr. Hulme will be whiling away the hours in the slammer singing his favourite song, A Room With A Loo, flushed with success. Honestly though, what a dirty, kinky cunt.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Dead Pool [228]


Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who correctly predicted the next ‘name’ to pass away would be Gerald Sinstadt. Known for being an old school footie commentator back when footie was great and commentating was done properly. He was 91.

On to Dead Pool 228.

The Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve but you can always steal someone else’s nominations from prior pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) You can’t switch picks once chosen until the next pool.

5) Please check your nom’s haven’t already been selected as we can’t be arsed to check.

So without further ado, get on with it…