Justin Welby [15]


What a cunt this wretch is. Firstly, what the fuck is this dress wearing, bullshit believing knob doing at the COP 26 or whatever it’s called? He’s not a scientist, or a politician, his day job seems to be diddling pensioners out of money for a leaky roof on a church somewhere, at least a pikey tells you it’s your roof that needs fixing.

Today, he went all shock and awe on the media, as he stated that if today’s politicians don’t address the climate change issue they will be guilty of crimes against humanity far worse than Hitler. What the actual fuck.

Link to story.

He started backtracking immediately, and apologised straight away to the Jews, which ok, they were murdered in massive numbers, but what about the Poles? The Russians? Is he only interested in people persecuted for their faith?

The delegates for this shit show visited the Pope before kicking off the conference, again, fuck knows why. Vatican scientists are too busy trying to prove that bollock faced conwoman Theresa was a saint because someone cured their cancer using a photo of her.
As it happens, the Pope could actually have an effect on climate change, by asking his simpleton followers to wear a condom. The cunt.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

91 thoughts on “Justin Welby [15]

  1. C’mon Your Excellency, you’re supposed to be Head of the Anglican Communion and Bishop of the Diocese of Cunterbury. For goodness sake, man up and get on with burning the heretics.
    I would suggest starting with the IAC community.

    • And anyway, isn’t the “end of the world” foretold in Revelation? It’s all in that fucking stupid book that he regards so fucking highly. How does he know this isn’t all in God’s plan? Who the fuck would he be to deny the will of God? In the choice words of that stupid cow Greta “how dare he?”
      It apparently won’t be the first time that the world is covered in water, so fuck off Justin and go say a few prayers …

    • Get back to burning heretics, drowning witches, whipping cunts and slitting their throats if they have sex outside marriage, preach that wanking is worse than rape (because at least rape can result in pregnancy), kill cunts if they don’t believe wine turns to blood when a priest prays over it, torture anyone who fails to agree that the earth sits immovably at the centre of the universe…. All in the name of love, of course.

      🎶 Gimme dat ole time religion 🎶

      Do that and the pews will be full to overflowing in no time!

  2. He’s a grifter. The climate scam is now surpassing the church as the biggest grift in the history of humanity so he wants a piece of that action too.

  3. Its coming up to that time of the year, when Welby and his clergy ramp up the story in which none of them believe in order to put bums on the seats of empty pews.
    As head of pointy hats, Welby doesn’t believe in God or sweet fuck all else, but does believe that Mohammed was indeed worthy of worship! (figure that one out if you can )
    Welby and all God bothering kiddie diddlers need to fuck off to one of God’s “many mansions”.. Cunts!

    • Many years ago Viz ran a photo strip about a devout young Christian lady who was attracted to the new parish vicar, a bachelor. Attraction was mutual and they had a date at which it transpired he was an amoral, atheist cunt. When she challenged why he’s a vicar he said ‘well it’s a job innit’ and something like ‘I even get a free house to live in’ then he tries to get her over to the vicarage to jump her.

      Being Viz it was a parody of a morality tale and the fake vicar ends up with a damascene conversion.

      It’s a bit like the Welby story, apart from the conversion and him being attracted to a woman.

  4. I suppose that being a “cock in a frock” he believes he is somehow relevant to today’s society. Wrong – he’s just a twat.

  5. Given that organized religion has been responsible for more deaths than just about anything else on the planet, Welby can fuck off. It’s the greatest evil in the history of mankind.

    And while we’re at it, Welby, remember the crusades?

    • “Given that organized religion has been responsible for more deaths than just about anything else on the planet,”

      …so far. We have Covid, vaccines and ‘the climate emergency’* now.

      *( For the sake of clarity there is no actual climate emergency so that itself won’t cause any deaths, it is the policies enacted in its name that will).

      • Wokeism is now cult religion, once its been drummed into the head of a low IQ stupid person its there for life, you can’t reason with stupid.

  6. Runcie, Carey, Williams, Welby. What a succession of handwringing fools.

    The Primate of England 🐵

    Quite.

  7. Didn’t this cunt work in the oil industry before he became a God botherer?

    He will be spending pensioners money on a Learjet next to keep up with the other hypocrites!

    • Yeh … Before his “calling”.
      This is the same stupid prat who claims he started “speaking in tongues” when he was at college and even as late as 2019 said he still prays in tongues. You know – glossolalia, the ‘gift’ that poacher turned gamekeeper Skipp Porteus (Pentacostal minister turned Jewish) has described – ” … as far as it being any sort of language, that is pure nonsense – it is gibberish”.

  8. These cunts love their gold by fuck. The blatant materialism of religion should be enough of a warning sign. Give us all your money and you’ll get a better seat upstairs. That’s like a time share scam writ large.
    Religion. Fleecing the thick for millennia.
    And, pay some fucking tax you rip off cunts. People bang on about amazon, yet these cunts make ridiculous sums yet pay zero. And for what? So that Pope cunt can buy another solid gold throne? In fairness to the papal prick, they do have a lot of legal fees from the multitude of child abuse trials they continue to have, almost on a daily basis. A couple of kebab shop owners in Rotherham have fuck all on those vermin.

    • Evidence of that was in a programme on the Tume mother and baby hostels in Ireland where the nuns starved the kids to death and threw them in a septic tank to save money. They then illegally adopted the rest to rich Americans.

  9. Welby is a massive evil devils cunt, Saw him one Easter walking through Dover in scruffy jeans and a bomber jacket with 2 joists of 2×6 over his shoulder giving out fucking bars of chocolate…I’m not religious but some of the old people watching were visibly upset at his total disrespect for Easter and what it means to descent Christains. I can only say he looked Satanic and was grinning and douping delight at disrespecting Jesus’ death.

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