The never-ending crises.

Every week there seems to be yet another crisis/disaster/catastrophe, the sole design of which is to send people into a mad panic.

It’s all getting a bit like the cliff hangers at the end of old television programmes, like Adam West era Batman.

Toilet Roll Shortages
People scurrying to get back from going abroad before a country goes on a red list.
Fuel Shortages
The ongoing climate crisis
Turkey shortage crisis (it’s dry as a bone and tasteless anyway, so I’ll have joint of beef thanks).
Meat shortages (funny the supermarket shelves seem to be as full as they usually are this time of year)
Shipping Crisis

It’s now become like the tale of the boy who cried wolf for me. It’s lost any sort of effect other than to make me sigh and shake my head dismissively.

Toys for Christmas seems to be the latest one. Funny though, there doesn’t seem to be any shortage of plastic tat from China/Taiwan/Malaysia does there?

All part of project fear.
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“We’re doomed, we’re all doomed.”

Nominated by: Harold

I see Jeff Stelling is leaving sky sports, probably pissed off that his Saturday show has been turned into a virtue signalling wokefest.

It used to be a good watch 2 to 3 years ago, good humour and banter and the panel knew what they were talking about, not like the crap on there now. What’s the betting that his replacement will be an ethnic, possibly female who knows fuck all and is as non entertaining as a that fat cunt Jo Brand. Another once decent tv programme ruined by virtue signalling wokeism.

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Nominated by: DLP

I can´t express the depth of my hatred for sliding doors. I had several installed in a big flat I lived in about 20 years ago and after a while they ended up getting stuck or warped and required the strength of Samson to open or close. I moved a couple of years back and had to have them installed again as my present place is a lot smaller with no room to swing a cat.

Now the same thing is happening again. Every time I want a shirt or socks, I have a wrestling match with the unwieldy defiant bloody thing that refuses to run smoothly on its castors and leaves me red faced and foul mouthed. Fuck sliding doors and whoever invented them. To make things worse my wife has just put up a hideous curtain between the kitchen and living room that looks as if separates the rooms in a Turkish brothel. (How do you know what a Turkish brothel looks like? – NA.)

Interior design – bah humbug!

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Morrisons are a bunch of “I’m so sorry” cunts.

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The story is that Morrisons had labeled their salt and pepper chicken as containing non EU salt and pepper. This caused outrage to some remainer cunts on soshul meeja who took to Twitter to complain and claim that Morrisons were pushing an anti EU agenda. Cue Morrisons coming out immediately to say sorry and that they would bow down to the superior remainer and promise to change the packaging.

First off, they even said in their reply that this was to do with packaging standards to state where the food was actually produced, so why the fuck say sorry if this is how you label food!? But second, why admit blame like some battered house wife as soon as some prick on twatter decides to go all keyboard warrior. The fuckers are convinced they’re entitled and can get their own way because companies suck them off any time they get annoyed.

Fuck you Morrisons you cunts, grow a pair.

Nominated by: elcuntio

and seconded by: Lord of the Rings

I would like to second this nomination, but add that whatever pricks were ‘offended’ by this chicken label, are nappy wearing, rainbow ribbon faggots of Massive wankfullness. They are Uber Cunts.

Morrisons are spinelese jellfish cunts for paying attention & giving in to this fucking horseshit.