Dead Pool [224]

Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who correctly predicted that Former Northern Ireland and Housing secretary James Brokenshire would be the next dead dude.The Tory MP was just 53 and died yesterday from lung cancer despite never having smoked.

On to Dead Pool 224

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.No duplicates.Its first come first serve so you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s picks (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who picks the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)You cannot change picks mid pool unless someone has already nabbed your pick.

5)Please check your picks haven’t already been taken as we can’t be arsed to check.

60 thoughts on “Dead Pool [224]

    • you can get lung cancer from reading the guardian, staying in the EU and embracing climate change.

      so hopefully everyone in london will be dead soon.

      cool innit.

      • oh right.

        jeremy vine
        jeremy vine
        jeremy vine
        jeremy vine
        oh please be jeremy vine

  1. Gudrun Ure
    Sonny Barger
    Leslie Phillips
    Sidney Poitier
    John Leighton (or Leyton? Not quite sure) geezer out of the great escape anyway.

  2. Didn’t smoke a day in his life and got lung cancer? Lmfao Fucking hell won the unlucky lottery there

    Don’t try to tell me god doesn’t have a wicked sense of humor sometimes

  3. Bloody Hell Shaun, the Grim Reaper strikes again 8)
    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Dame Maggie Smith
    Bernard Cribbins
    Virginnia Mckenna

  4. Reaper Shaun swings his scythe.

    Douglas Hurd
    William Daniels (voice of KITT)
    James Earl Jones
    Peter Higgs (of the boson)
    Charlie Dimmock

  5. 1) Stan ‘zee jormans’ Boardman
    2) Cliff ‘colostomy bag’ Richard
    3) Clare ‘sweet nips’ Sweeney
    4) Doria ‘the fuck did I give birth to’ Raglan
    5) Gerard ‘shit movie’ Butler

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