Mad Max Verstappen

What a total obnoxious cunt he is turning out to be.

Not quite as bad as his father in terms of attacks on old as well as existing female acquaintances, allegedly, but his fucking attitude towards others in as much as thinking that he can barge his way through and that when it goes wrong it’s somebody else’s fault.

I still see him strutting away from the shunt knowing that Hamilton (also an ocean going cunt) was still in his vehicle.

Sport????

It’s time the pair of them realised that there are 18 other drivers on the track and Formula 1 does not solely revolve around them.

What a refreshing sight in the pits and on the winners podium today. A personal well done all especially Mr. Bottas

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Nominated by: Billy Cunter

Interrogative Inflection (“Upspeak”)

This fucking annoying trend is clearly here to stay. This is using a rising inflection at the end of every sentence so is sounds like a question. The younger a person is, the worse this is.

What it means to me is that you have no firm position on anything you say. It’s an attempt to not offend the listener with a dogmatically certain statement by demonstrating that you are questioning all that you say. This lines up with the widespread lack of truth we see in society today:

Ok…so…like the Earth’s temperature is rising???…and I mean like we all need to do our part??? That’s why we all should get more solar and wind stuff???

UGH!! I just want to slap the cunt with a wet hand!

Know where you stand. Say it with certainty. Look me in the eye. Only say what needs to be said. Don’t be a wishy-washy, cowardly cunt when you open your soy hole to say something to me.

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Nominated by:Meat Curtains

(I blame that shit on the arrival of Neighbours and Kylie Myarse back in the 80s – Day Admin)

Tax On Pensions (A Rant)

My Mother in law received a tax demand from HMRC just a few days ago suggesting she owes just under £2k in unpaid tax for the current FY. This came as a bit of a bombshell only weeks after losing her husband to cancer.

But on closer detail its all legit because she not only receives a state pension, but also an NHS pension, and her husband’s private pension. Add them all together and it amounts to more than her personal allowance of something like £12500 pa, and therefore is liable for tax at 20%

What she didn’t realise due to how the tax demand letter was set out was that she only owes 20% of that £1900, which still means a demand of about £380. Not as bad but to her mind still quite annoying. (Unfortunately she’s not always rational, and is sometimes hot headed when she sees shit like this when living alone.)

Even though she is 70 and has worked for something like 45 years, paying income tax and of course NICs, she is still hit with tax demands. I realise this affects every retired pensioner with a taxable income, but it really is a kick in the balls to think that paying into pension pot(s) for a comfortable retirement still means being fucked over by the Taxman.

Moreover, what really pissed her off with the news of her sister, who is a year younger, has only worked for about 10 years in her entire life, receives a very small state pension, but is topped up with a number of benefits, which are not liable for tax – benefits that almost equate or perhaps even surpasses what my MiL receives on her state pension alone! (I can’t validate if any of that is actually true though.)

She wasn’t happy about that, but then when she watches the news and learns about how Afghan refugees and dinghy migrants are handsomely treated via the Taxpayer, it just puts her into a vile rage, spouting the usual statements about “I’ve worked for 40 odd years, paid my taxes, and then get stung for a tax demand to fund these bastards!”

And it pisses her off even more at the thought of having to sell her home to pay for residential care purely because she’s a home owner (after 26 years paying a mortgage for  her current home) and has some savings, all of which could take her over the means-tested threshold!

The working classes that live within their means, take responsibility and earn a crust for 30+ years, get fucked over again and again.

Nominated by – Technocunt

Prince Harry of Fuckwits (11)

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Prince fucking Harry Herbert is a gold plated cunt.

now as I understood it, Harry the arse clown was leaving the royal family and the limelight for privacy.

Now the prick and his whore are never out of press, making cunts of themselves regularly, by their own intentions.

This is not new news I know, but the thing that made me laugh is the ginger cockwomble is genuinely angry about his loss of popularity as he was once the most popular royal to the least, this includes all the shit that randy Andy has going on, his perpetually surprised looking inbred daughters and all the other royal, cling on, arse clinkers including that old cow from I’m a celebrity with the neck like a lizards ball sack, now that saying something.

Amazed the ginger chicken choker is surprised at all, just goes to show, vajaja fever isn’t his only problem. The attention seeking Megan media addict has also had him lobotomised to the point now where he is a real life Spitting image puppet, that’s now just a great piss taking tool. And there is always new news from these arse holes to take the piss out of, almost like the gift that keeps giving…

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

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And supported by: Ruff Tuff

He’s also demanding an audience with Her Majesty…

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Good luck with that mate, Madge would need sectioning if she agreed to that, providing you with more fodder to slag off her family in your next ghost-written tome and follow up lie-fest with Oprah.

Tolerating Other People’s Allergies

Like most of us haven’t been away for for eighteen months so booked a week in the sun.

My return flight was early morning so no time for breakfast, bought a chicken pesto and pine nut sandwich at the airport for the flight home.

As we were taxiing down the runway the stewardess informed us that there was a passenger onboard with a severe nut allergy so please don’t open any food we had containing nuts,

Well fuck me one person can starve the rest of the passengers. I’m allergic to screaming fucking kids, large people taking two fucking seats, people in front of me reclining their seats for no reason, people walking up and down the aisle all the fucking time, but I tolerate it.

It seems the minority rule, one person doesn’t like a statue pull it down, doesn’t like a telly programme cancel it, allergic to anything it everyone else’s fault. Well fuck the cunts.

By the way sandwich was fucking lovely.

Nominated by: Elecuntrian