The Guardian [15]


The Guardian and the horseshit it peddles. And how fucking deluded these London lefty cunts are.

”Revealed: the towns at risk from far-right extremism”

”Towns vulnerable to rising community tensions and possible far-right support, partly because they have had high rates of unemployment and benefit claims since the start of pandemic.”

It goes on to list towns where the little, stupid people live. Which are apparently at risk from the far right. But it produces no evidence whatsoever. None, just metropolitan bullshit.
I would like to know who or what this ‘far right’ is. Is it a large organisation? Does it carry out regular atrocities? Does it stop traffic? Boycott food premises? Murder civilians? Perhaps the far right media cover them up.
I thought the rest of the press were bad but fuck me this trendy arsewipe takes the biscuit.

Link to this horseshit.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Your Feedback Is Important

Just renewed my gas contract with So Energy. All very nice and straightforward, but then 2 days ago I received an email from them asking for my opinion on their services, the new contract, customer support and blah blah blah.

This followed a similar experience with a random email from Morrisons. I’ve been a customer of theirs for a number of years, especially their home delivery service. But for some odd reason I had been chosen as an exclusive customer to ask about the “Morrisons Customer Experience” – same old questions, same old bollocks!

Last year I sent a bunch of flowers online to a family member; and again another email from the florist asking about the customer experience and that “your feedback is truly important to us”

A couple of years ago my wife’s car broken down and we had to wait 3 hours for the RAC to turn up (I wonder if any of the car rescue services still do the “lonely wimminz drivers are our top priority” thing? Sounds a bit sexist to me, but still.). They managed to fix the problem after about an hour of faffing about. And sure enough 2 days later she received a phone call and was asked about her “Priority Rescue Experience”

Six months later she broke down again with the same fault. RAC turned up after just under 4 hours. Couldn’t fix the problem, called out a flatbed truck and eventually got home 6 hours after the call.

Again, 2 days later same phone call, same questions, same bullshit.

Years ago I had similar emails/phone calls from the likes of Virgin Media, Sky and British Gas to name by three – primarily because I was leaving them at the end of my contracts.

But the thing is, even if you do complete a full question with constructive and reasonable feedback they still don’t listen or even make any effort to improve those areas I highlighted as been in need of attention.

Moreover, some of their questionnaires are incredibly intrusive, especially the online ones which insist on you filling out personal details such as your telephone numbers (moby and landline), ethnicity, age, religion, number of children and a whole bunch of other diversity-driven bollocks. And if you don’t fill in these fields then you can’t submit the questionnaire – which is fine by me. But the same applies when you actually want to sign up for membership to something of more value – more intrusive questions that you must fill in otherwise no deal!

My feedback makes little or no difference to these cunts. I suspect retailers are obligated to “reach out” to their customers with these questionnaires to make them look as if they truly care. However in reality customer feedback will end up in the bin, but the more valuable personal information will be farmed and ultimately sold to some cunts who will then badger you with their crap via spam, junk mail or cold callers.

Nominated by: Technocunt

Matt Lucas [3]


My Fellow Cunters,
For your Cuntsideration:

Matt Lucas becomes a German Citizen.

Everybody’s favourite slap headed, morbidly obese arse bandit has revealed he has become one of “Ze Germans”, because Brexit is pointless and masochistic.
For-Fucks-Sake!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10160767/Bake-Offs-Matt-Lucas-reveals-German-citizen.html

Nothing to do with Germany’s more relaxed views on “certain sexual proclivities”, then?

I thought he claimed Jewish Heritage? Germany makes perfect sense, then?
(Indeed, check out this link then – Fleeing the Nazis – NA)

I will laugh myself silly, if he does actually relocate there and encounters a large group of “Peacefuls”.
We can but hope??

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

Tony Robinson [3]


Last night I watched a show called ‘ Britain’s Hidden Wars’.
Hosted by Baldrick it covered the Mau Mau uprising in 50s Kenya.
But lo and behold!
The Mau Mau (who massacred black women and children) are nowadays brave freedom fighters against the hated English who are worse than the nazis!
Baldrick couldn’t be impartial,
It was obvious were his sympathies lay.
The program itself was good having ex Mau Mau terrorists talking and footage from the uprisings.
Well Baldrick,
I came away with a different opinion altogether.
I think that colonialism was good.
I think we should of if anything been harsher on them.
One fact that Baldrick didn’t cover, and I know,
Being a intellectual.
Is that Idi Amin fought the Mau Mau for the British in the King’s African Rifles.
Winning a medal for bravery.
Well done Idi.?
So Baldrick,
Do your fuckin research better you traitorous little virtue signaller.

https://www.channel4.com/programmes/britains-forgotten-wars-with-tony-robinson
(Link provided by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff)

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

Unvaccinated Care Home Workers

If you’re one of those that doesn’t have a job tomorrow (11th Nov) because you work in a care home and refuse to be vaccinated then you’re a cunt.

I was listening to some stupid woman on breakfast telly this morning banging on about how being forced to have a jab was a violation of her yuman rights. Interestingly she wasn’t brave enough to show her face. She also reckons if takes away her right to choose.

This is bollocks on several fronts :

Firstly, her choice isn’t being taken away. Her choice is either have the jab and carry on working in a care home or don’t have it and work somewhere else.

Secondly, what about the yuman rights of the people she cares for? These are on the whole elderly vulnerable people with underlying health issues. They have a right to be protected.

And, thirdly, this is not new. My daughter is a radiotherapist. When she returned to work after several years of caring for her son, she had to prove that she’d had several mandatory vaccinations before she was allowed to return to work. A Covid vaccination is just one more added to the list if you want to work in the NHS.

So if you’re an out of work care home worker tomorrow then you only have yourself to blame for being a pig ignorant selfish fucker and you deserve to be unemployed.

And I’m forced to add that if I was your next potential employer then you’d be asked at the interview if you’d had the vaccine, otherwise I wouldn’t employ you because I have a duty of care to my existing employees.

So for all of the above reasons, you’re a cunt…

Nominated by: Dioclese 

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