Hi there pop-pickers – hows about a nice groovy Jim’ll Fix It welcome for four self-obsessed middle aged men who used to be a boy band. How times have changed – from the heydays of their pop marriage, one four eyed wanker is now reduced to cutting a rug on the queens favourite TV show Strictly Come Mincing:

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As if that isn’t indignity enough, the whole Celia Johnson, Trevor Howard story of finding each other, losing each other and falling in love again is told in detail here.

On a Mirror newspaper, be it noted – obviously Dame Keir’s l o n g speech just a few days ago isn’t substantial enough for even a slim red top tabloid.

I have temporarily taken over Norman’s beat – but he knows about the serious stuff – I am here for bubble gum pop, like Alma Cogan in my early days, and Sandie Shaw (who I would like to have got my hands on) in my hardcore days .

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Harriet Harperson

Oh lawd, somebody’s rattled the harridan Harperson’s cage and set it off squawking again.

For the record, Harperson has been a Labour MP since 1982, holding various Cabinet and Shadow Cabinet posts in the process. As far as I can see, during all this time she’s been noteworthy for just two things; for perpetually displaying a face like a slapped arse, and for the achievement of the thin end of the square root of fuck all.

Nevertheless this z-list political timeserver has recently seen fit to call for the resignation of Met police chief Cressida Knob, claiming that in the wake of the Wayne Couzen’s episode, ‘trust between women and the Met has broken down’ and that Knob ‘ignored warning signs on her watch’. The Met Chief has ‘no credibility’, says Harpyperson, and ‘fundamental changes’ within the Met are needed which are not possible while Knob remains.

Nice job of the pot calling the kettle black, Harridan. Let’s change this about a little shall we? After an on-going series of shambles within the Labour Party, I’d say that trust between the public and the party has completely broken down, and that you’ve ignored warning signs on your watch. You have no credibility. Fundamental changes are needed within Labour which are not possible while jobsworths like you remain in the ranks.
Resign.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

So, from Monday 4th October soldiers are going to be driving Petrol tankers to relieve us of this media constructed crisis.

Well why not? Sounds like a good idea doesn’t it? Thin edge of the wedge my friends.
How long before we ask the army to take up other essential activities? By “we” I mean the elites, the ruling class, obviously.

How long before they are checking our vax passports, pushing us around telling us what to do, where we can go, where we can’t go? The army on the streets is a very dangerous business.

Can’t happen you cunt! You’ve got mental elf problems Freddie, you wanker!…..I hear you scream.

Well, there are a lot of things I thought could never happen and they fucking have. Think about it, that’s all i’m saying.

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Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

I am addicted, sorry but I am addicted, so many bell end questions!
Mrs B loves face book but I, well I am in mortal combat with bell ends.
I cant help it I just have to answer those fuckwit questions.

It is perhaps the ultimate keyboard warrior experience telling people to fuck off.
I am a very sad individual because I know there is no sanity in this world and at no point (unless the internet warps back to the 1970’S) will my answers be top.
best I die soon

Nominated by: lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

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Life is a cunt.

It is imposed on you and you have no say in that.
Popped out into the world – Here you go, sort this lot out.
No handbook, no map, no reverse gear.
If there is a god that started all this, He’s a cunt.
On the bright side, one day you’ll be dead.
You won’t even be aware of the fact that you no longer exist.
Doesn’t sound too scary.

Nominated by: Cuntry House in Kent