Kim Leadbeater is a cunt

In the wake of the tragic and senseless murder of Tory MP David Amess, Leadbeater, sister of the Saint Jo of Cox, has come out to say her partner has asked her to step down as an MP so that she doesn’t end up the same way.

Now, I’m not cunting the sentiment behind this – we all know what happened to Jo Cox and David Amess by now and whatever else you might think about MPs in general, in any sane and functioning democracy they have the right to go about their constituencies without fear. But what I am cunting is the timing and motivation about this announcement.

FFS, Amess isn’t even cold yet, and Leadbeater is trying to make this all about her and her sister. We all know that the newly installed MP isn’t seriously going to step down and risk a Labour seat, especially after the by-election was so closely fought. This is all about Leadbeater and Labour milking the Cox murder for every drop they can get. And the BBC are equally to blame as they make this one of the headline stories on their site.

Link to story. (Link courtesy of: Sick of it – NA)

Nominated by: Le Cunt Noir

If you wondered what the cops were doing apart from assisting the loons of insulate Britain:-

”Newcastle takeover: Police investigate Crystal Palace fans’ banner criticising Saudi Arabian deal”

A banner. Not a nazi call to arms. A banner. Which simply illustrated what is true of the Saudis.
I dont think a rainbow car would be appropriate for aggrieved Saudis though. Or a female officer. And god forbid a gay officer.
It’s good to see plod on the ball, as it were. In London. Where there is very little crime.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59025887

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Credit where credit is due, the BBC have reported there will be no further police action regarding the banner. While not actually showing a picture of the banner (like we did ‘cos we’re ace), they did spell it out in their report. Amazingly. And even included a quote from the protagonists which ripped the PL for their hypocrisy. Link to story. – NA

An environMENTAL cunting for Chris Martin

After his announcement (sitting in ancient site in Jordan) that Coldplay wouldn’t tour until they could do it sustainably, well they have world tour planned for 2022.

Shit loads of gimmicks to try to show how sustainable it will be, including a kinetic dance floor which generates leccy when the audience jump up and down.
Added to this will be batteries to power his arse charged from sustainable leccy and the usual (as Greta likes to say) blah, blah, blah, planting trees, rewilding and other environmental add ons.

However, one fatal flaw which seems to punch a fucking great hole in the Martin master plan, they will be flying around in private jets.
(The flaws in this plan are so numerous, where do you start? I’ll get the ball rolling with this: what about the carbon footprints of all the sheep who will travel to these concerts by car, bus, plane, motorcycle, moped, etc. Genius Chris – well done. – NA)

Here is a thought for Mr EnvironMental, do a few gigs in the UK and stick them on you tube because no one really buys into your bullshit (except the silly cunts who think the sun shines out of your arse)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58898766

Nominated by: Sick of it

“You’ve lost that loving feeling”

Do you know something cunters, getting older is definitely a cunt, but this cunting is about finally admitting your sliding towards the coffin,

At the grand old age of 66 I’ve realised that Lady Quimson, is no longer the Rhodesian hottie I first met on holiday back in Beira in 1973, she was 19 and I was 18,

She was a real fuckable filly I must say, but 48 years later, those looks are gone, and after 50 years of smoking, her pukka looks like a map of the London Underground. And after 4 kids, even with her quite trim figure that lusting I had all those years ago have faded like cheap paint,

My cunting is a simple one, cherish your youth, because if you blink you’ll miss it, sex after 60 is pointless, enjoy it before you just want to be asleep before 9pm. (I’m sure our esteemed and Northumberland cad-about-town, Lord Dick Fiddler might have something to say about that – Day Admin)

(P.S, anyone using Viagra before the age of 60 is a fucking disgrace, keep the pork sword stiff)

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

The BBC and their White Mischief are cunts.

It’s been said before on this esteemed website, but for clarity I’m going to repeat it: the BBC really are a crowd of steaming cunts with virtually no redeeming features.

I awoke early on Saturday 16th October and stupidly decided to switch on Radio 4. Just before the 6am news bulletin, they were hawking their programme called ‘White Mischief’. According to the Guardian, ‘it’s an absolute must hear’ but pointedly, they would ‘have liked, perhaps, a teeny bit more discussion on how whiteness has structured our society’. Obviously, I haven’t listened to this barrel-load of faeces as I’d rather have electrodes attached to my genitals and they be plugged into the National Grid, but I can tell them that whiteness has structured British society because, err, Britain is (at the moment) a majority white country whose history was forged almost exclusively by white people over many, many centuries.

Moments later, the news headline was about a Briton of Somali descent who was responsible for the terrorist stabbing of Sir David Amess. On the back of this, I’m looking forward to hear the new BBC programme called ‘Multicultural Villainy’ with, perhaps, a teeny bit more discussion on how mass immigration has ruined British society, and then chuckling at the Guardian’s twee review.

For those who fancy trying to keep their last meal down, here’s the link:

Guardian Link (wash your eyes afterwards)

The quicker this bunch of leeching, race-baiting, overpaid cunts are defunded and forced to fend for themselves the better. Fuck the BBC and fuck the Guardian. Fuck them both to the bottom of the sea.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunt