Due to the Pandemic various schemes were introduced, costing billions, to preserve jobs, business and standards of living. These were introduced by the wicked Tories. One benefit increase seemingly at the behest of a millionaire, tax avoiding footballer.
These were all temporary.
But those same wicked Tories are now snatching away these schemes to starve and bankrupt people.
Furlough has finished. It cost £70 billion but seems to have helped some businesses increase profits, dividends and director’s pay.
There was also an extra £20 per week for claimants. Scratch card, tabs and booze sales have benefitted and a certain footballer has benefitted immensely through his ‘Image Rights’ tax avoidance scheme. But the fuckers are snatching this away too.
VAT was reduced to 5% for hospitality but the wicked bastards are imposing a 12.5% rate, increasing to 20% in April. The cunts.
Covid has only cost £317 billion for 2021. Double that when 2020 is included.
When will the magic money tree run dry? When will the handouts stop and who the fuck is going to pay?——
—–The magic money tree. I think it grows on Jezza’s allotment. Or perhaps in one of St Marcus’s Cheshire mansions, where it wont have to pay much tax.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble




