My daughter recently gave me a bag of old dvds for her mother and I to watch then pass on to a charity shop once we’re done.
(Do charity shops accept Swedish schoolgirl lesbian porn DVDs? I’m asking for a friend – NA)

Last night we watched ‘Basic Instinct 2’, which left me asking of those responsible for this cringeworthy effort of a film, ‘are you joking, or what?’. There’s laughably bad plotting and dialogue. There are sex scenes more risible than raunchy, and acting performances so wooden as to resemble the efforts of a set of cricket stumps. All combine to make this a stand-out effort when it comes to the production of stink the place out sequels.

We know why they do it, of course. A studio lands itself a smash hit, and straight away the suits and bean-counters are looking to cash in with a sequel or sequels. This invariably results in an inferior re-tread of the original, which may end up exploiting the initial concept to the point where the audience’s credibility is stretched to the limit. Think ‘Jaws 3-D’, or ‘Die Hard; Die Harder Another Day With a Vengence’ or whatever the hell it was called.

The missus chipped in with a couple of her ‘favourites’ which have my complete endorsement, these being the shameful cash-in ‘Speed 2; Cruise Control’ and the shite ‘Independence Day’ follow-up.

I’ve come to the conclusion that any sequel to a much-loved film should be avoided like a dose of the clap. I prefer to remember the originals of ‘Die Hard’ and ‘The Matrix’ in all their glory, mentally consigning the follow-ups to the bargain bin in Tesco.

I’ll leave all connoisseurs of film sequel cuntitude with a reminder of my own ‘favourite’, the utter nadir that is ‘Grease 2’. Enjoy!

Don’t click this – you’ll thank me later.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

It’s very rare these days that I bother with any of the five terrestrial channels. Usually its the wife who might recommend something relatively normal and/or non woke, such as “The Repair Shop” (Although even that has started ticking the usual boxes as of late!)

I also watched some Euro2020 England matches 2 or 3 months back, but that was in the pub and only served as background noise.

There is Freeview/Freeview Play of course, which isn’t really free at all because according to their own website, you still need a TV licence. And by all accounts its quantity over quality, with repeats, soaps, daytime shite, adverts, and other familiar drivel.

I still have my TV licence, and quite often I think about dumping it for good. But I don’t fancy all the hassle from the Craptia goons and a constant stream of pointless “reminder” letters from the BBC.

Fortunately I can afford the licence fee for the moment, so I’ll just let that sleeping dog lie for a bit longer.

However, as an alternative I must say YouTube, and similar sites, have loads of really interesting channels that you can watch online or download and watch offline completely free.

In my case I’ve subscribed to channels like Edd China, Buzzfeed, Spicy Horror, various paranormal/ghost hunting channels, murder mystery channels, photography, DIY, computing and a few others.

All of them have massive playlists of videos that I download using a legal paid-for app, and I can watch them on my TV with no ad-breaks, no trailers, no announcer voice-overs or “what’s coming next”. Just pure entertainment of my own choosing.

Then there’s the other option of a good VPN and torrent sites to choose programmes you want to watch, which includes classic comedies, dramas, films etc. All of which come without ads, no wokeyfuckaboutery or censorship of hurty words/scenes.

It’s no wonder the BBC are so shit-scared of losing its licence because it knows it just cannot compete in the free market against subscription streamers like Amazon, Netflix, Virgin etc, and smaller players such as Tik-Tok, Instagram and You Tube.

I’ve downloaded about 600Gbs of YouTube videos alone over the last few weeks, which will last me for a good few months, with more to come. So much more satisfying watching stuff I want to watch and whenever I want, rather than being told and patronised by those old school cunts from the BBC, ITV and Channel 4/5.

Nominated by: Technocunt

This cunts wife is off the scale rich. Why would he want to be a political leader? Don’t get it. He has budget and responsibilities come with that and he acts like a creative accountant.

One thing for sure he is buying voters with Furlough. I’m not against furlough in the entirety, because it has saved people jobs which are of a relevant skill.

However, it’s saved too non-jobs jobs of useless cunts. One of my friends works in a betting office and has spent the last year and a half saving money… Mine and your money might I add. He has managed to save a healthy sum of money now, could potentially move out have children, learn a new profession… What has he done? Smoke dope for two years.

However, he comes across nicey nicey when in fact he is the working man’s/entrepenteurs enemy. He doesn’t have the balls to say get the fuck off benefits if you’re taking the piss/foreign aid budget needs to be completely cut and we actually need to invest in British Industry. Oh no he goes for pensioners on a manifesto promise. The guy is a turd.

Whats in the budget to help people into work today?

Absolutely fuck all. If you started a business in 2019 you’ve been fucked more than having a Russain Hamster in your arse through a tube.

Oh wow he has cut inheritance tax, means fuck all to people who don’t have shit does it Rishi? The guy seems like an absolute chancer.

Politics in this country is more stale than my nans pants since the Amercians Turnt up.

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

An ‘It’s all about them’ cunting for the Muslim Council of Britain.

Although they have managed to condemn the murder of MP David Amess, their main concern is hate crime. Yes, never mind their record of murder and atrocity worldwide, the murder of an MP going about his business, threats to teachers, raping of girls and all the rest, nobody must hurt their feelings.
Hate crime. And that will be any opinion expressed about their evil faith and practices. Even taking the piss out of their letter box women is Islamophobia.

”Britain’s leading Muslim organisation is to issue new guidance to help British Somalis and other individuals and mosques deal with any incidents of hatred emerging in the aftermath of Sir David Amess’s death.”

We know that the majority of the cunts will be indifferent to this atrocity and that a sizeable number will support it. But no criticism will be tolerated or the rainbow police car will be round your gaff.

Diversity is our strength.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(Go on. You know you want to slip “her” a good length! – Day Admin)

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Too many “Ladies” think that they can act how they like and expect no retribution. I’m not saying that men should hit women…I’m saying that if a woman “throws a punch” she can hardly expect a free pass just because she’s female.

I’ve also noticed that women seem to get an easier ride in Court if they are ever charged with the likes of assault….it’s also amazing how many of them are conveniently pregnant by the time they’re brought to Court.

PS…I certainly don’t include women who are the victims of domestic abuse etc. in this Nom….I mean the ugly fat slags who provoke a fight and then scream ” You can’t hit me, I’m a woman”

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler