Morrisons are a bunch of “I’m so sorry” cunts.
The story is that Morrisons had labeled their salt and pepper chicken as containing non EU salt and pepper. This caused outrage to some remainer cunts on soshul meeja who took to Twitter to complain and claim that Morrisons were pushing an anti EU agenda. Cue Morrisons coming out immediately to say sorry and that they would bow down to the superior remainer and promise to change the packaging.
First off, they even said in their reply that this was to do with packaging standards to state where the food was actually produced, so why the fuck say sorry if this is how you label food!? But second, why admit blame like some battered house wife as soon as some prick on twatter decides to go all keyboard warrior. The fuckers are convinced they’re entitled and can get their own way because companies suck them off any time they get annoyed.
Fuck you Morrisons you cunts, grow a pair.
Nominated by: elcuntio
and seconded by: Lord of the Rings
I would like to second this nomination, but add that whatever pricks were ‘offended’ by this chicken label, are nappy wearing, rainbow ribbon faggots of Massive wankfullness. They are Uber Cunts.
Morrisons are spinelese jellfish cunts for paying attention & giving in to this fucking horseshit.
Why do these companies not just ignore these types? Of all the cunts that complain of trivial shit like this l, none would have any money to buy it anyway and cunts that don’t give a shit, do buy. Fuck these minority cunts they need to be rounded up and used for nuclear testing.
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Is there any EU countries that produce pepper?
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And why specify non EU salt?
If it’s British salt then they should proudly say so.
If it’s not from the EU or Britain then where the fuck are they sourcing such a simple and abundant ingredient from?
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Peppercorns come from hot countries. Salt is produced all over the world, pretty much.
Anyway, Morrisons took a weird line stating the salt and pepper is non-eu. Surely ‘made with organic peppercorns and salt’ would tick the boxes or not bother saying anything about it in the first place.
The remoaner cunts just don’t like the phraseology ‘non-EU’. They’re insane. A remoaner friend texted my other half last night complaining about a flat tyre and the fact that the spare was also flat and blamed this on Brexit. Couldn’t just be that the tyre ran over something and went flat and it’s his fault for not keeping a tidy spare. Insane in the membrane.
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Good explanation.
Could someone please explain what non organic peppercorn and non organic salt is?
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Well peppercorn comes from the fruit of a vine so it could be GMO’d or sprayed with pesticide during cultivation thereby making it non-organic. Actually you’re right, salt can’t be classified as organic, well not yet. Some salt is made by evaporating off sea water – sounds organic right? Some salt is mined using dynamite (not so fluffy). Looks like the EU are still deciding this thrilling topic.
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Come to think of it, I’d like to see the look on their precious remoaner faces with this label that might be nearer the truth, if not for this particular chicken product, I’m sure plenty of ready meals out there in the supermarket aisles of consumerist crap:
“made with salt mined in China with cheap labour using environmentally damaging dynamite and peppercorns grown thousands of miles away in Vietnam from a GMO crop and added pesticide – all flown into the UK by a fossil fuel guzzling jet plane”
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Boo hoo hoo..’This is a sleight on the EU’.
Ffs, why do they take notice of cunts like this?
Yet firms boycotting GBNews because it is ‘right wing’ don’t seem to give a shit when people object to that.
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Furthermore, who exactly is being sleighted? Is it an ethnic group, a nation, a country, a sex [insert other victim group as appropriate]? No it is a supranational entity that nobody asked for. It’s like saying non NATO or non NAFTA salt and pepper.
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“…who exactly is being sleighted… a supranational entity that nobody asked for.?”
Ah yes but…
LEGAL PERSONALITY OF THE UNION
Article 47 of the Treaty on European Union (TEU) explicitly recognises the legal personality of the European Union, making it an independent entity in its own right.
…”PERSONALITY”??? does that imply that it can appropriate or append to itself abstract characteristics that define “personality” such as having hurty feels too?
All bets off if that is the intention.
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Good point CC.
I think we all know its personality – it’s a cunt.
Oops, I imagine ‘it’ has prefered pronouns too, let me rephrase:
…he/she* is a cunt.
* Delete as appropriate.
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As its 27 countries allegedly in the EU, its a plural so the correct pronoun terminology is
They/Them – are a cunt (delete as appropriate).
Love to see packaging that says “UK produce not cheap EU shite” on the label that would upset a snowflake remoaners.
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If you don’t like our packaging buy from someone else.
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The more I read shit like this, the more I am convinced that marketing cunts have absolutely no life whatsoever, outside of a “Twatter bubble”.
How else do these idiots actually believe that they will increase sales by continually insulting the vast majority of potential consumers?
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I’d just stop putting any fucking information at all on packaging, just what the fuck it is. We’d bring the population of this country down considerably if we stopped mentioning certain items, say peanuts, being part of the contents. Don’t tell people that their vegan burger is made of real cow, and watch the fuckers explode in righteous indignation.
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Strange food fact.
Hank Marvin is offered a sandwich every time he introduces himself….
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Legend.
Not sure that he’s ever mentioned in Deadpool….. and long may he live.🎸
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Perhaps a Morrisons carrier bag fastened over the cunts heads would resolve any silly mither.
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Sustainable carrier bag…mind your manners…elf and safety bollocks
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The fun fact here is that it is EU legislation (still in force in the UK) that required Morrisons to state the origins of its salt and pepper, stating correctly that it was sourced outside the EU.
By removing this fact from the label they are a) cunts and b) breaking UK and EU law.
The best solution? Just replace the wording with the slogan “All remoaners are cunts” – sales would skyrocket
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The real problem is that Twatter has made it all too easy for people to complain. If they had to write a letter, assuming they were sufficiently literate, 99% of these twats wouldn’t bother.
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I suspect what really upsets the onaniststic Twatterati is the image of the Union flag on the packaging. I doubt any of the pricks would have noticed the stuff about salt and pepper otherwise.
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Oops, ‘onanistic’.
Being a bit of an onanist myself there.
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Morrison’s are cunts. For this as nominated and for the fact they never have enough staff on the checkouts and the automated/self service tills are always breaking down.
Shame cos they usually have a decent range of UK produced fresh produce, unlike Tesco where everything seems to come from fucking Spain.
‘Unexpected Cunt in the bagging area’
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Cannot disagree with you. Moreover, they are turning more and more check outs to self service, but still only have one indolent cunt supervising them.
I could put 7 bottles of wine in my bag while I wait for her to finish her fucking chat with a colleague and come and authorise the one I actually scanned.
I’ve never, ever had my till receipt checked against my bag contents yet in Morrisons. I have in Asda, fortunately, I hadn’t nicked ought.
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I wonder if she would say anthing if she checked your shopping bag and found 6 bottles of wine and a blood stained meat cleaver inside ?
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The company that tells the crybaby cunts to fuck off will discover that they have more business than they know what to do with. Example: Goya Foods in the US. People are desperate to support those who will dare to take a stand. Example: Trump.
The world is stocked full of cowardice and pandering cuntfoolery.
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Here in the US I always make a point of buying Goya produce ever since their Hispanic CEO told the woke to fuck off.
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“Pushing an anti EU agenda”, they make that sound like a bad thing?, if they hadn’t of apologised I might have done my weekly shop there, but now they can fuck right off!!!
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Personally I’d gladly purchase any product that said it wasn’t made in the Reich, except Jameson, I like Irish whiskey.
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The rush to apologise is never really anything other than a pathetic ploy to rescue the brand value. But we all see through it don’t we?
Marketing…. another useless ‘profession’ to be bracketed alongside Human Rights Lawyer, Counsellor or Footballer. And many many others.
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Pushing anti EU is a fucking birthright of every British born (English born), the cunts have been fucking us over for years.
Morrisons are cunts, stick to your guns, I doubt the fucking ‘woke set’ shop their anyway, far too working class.
Who was the guy who posted a while ago saying we are just a bunch of moaning cunts.
I spent an hour today composing a letter to my MP to give my thoughts on Net Zero and Channel Migrants, one line was ‘the political rush to the green agenda is clouding judgements’. Code for get your heads out of your arses and have some common sense 😂😂
I think that will be my fourth letter to my MP.
The far right had a rally in Poland yesterday despite it being banned, not reported on MSM as far as I could see.
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Should print British is best, EU are cunts. Took me ages to think that up. Fuckem fuckem all.
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Why do they have to apologise if they’re stating facts? They’re cunts, of course, and cowardly cunts, but not as much as the fanatical, never-give-up, forever whining, anti-democratic Remoaners who perpetually look for reasons to wail like fresh amputees.
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Years ago I worked at Morrisons’ daughter’s wedding. The wedding was at his country mansion and his daughter was a dog. I was not offered any food or drink all day and night. If you happen to be reading this Mr Morrison, it was me that pulled your fancy doorbell off the wall and hid it in the flowers. Twat.
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Ha ha ha. Bravo👏👏👏
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Fuck off Morrison’s, you spineless bags of shite. Safeway was much better, they had tidy pizzas.
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Agree down Sarf, Safeway was brilliant, we had 2 stores in our town and both were lovely with good produce and not bad prices, not so good since Morrison took it over and converted to its standard Northern set-up definitely a change for the worse. And Safeway used the brown paper bags so they were way ahead of the game and that was back in the 1980s-90s.
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Morrisons is a scratters supermarket round here so I try to go as little as possible.
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