The Economy and Boris Johnson (18)

No big surprise that the BoE increased bank interest rates from 0.1% to 025% as it admitted it was completely on the back foot with the way the Consumer Price Index has spiralled out of control over the last 6 months, and gone way over the BoE’s forecast of 2% by the end of 2021. And is currently at its highest rate since September 2011

CPI Annual Rate Trending

However, the BoE warned that further interest rates were likely if inflation is not capped, especially in an uncertain economy of labour and material shortages in certain sectors, of continual covid worries, increases in National Insurance Contributions and taxation, higher energy & fuel bills and a steady rise in unemployment in skilled industries.

A rise in interest rates should be very good news for hard-pushed savers. But we all know this is not always the case, especially with CPI inflation currently at around 5.1% (11/2021), which is a jump of almost 1% on the previous month, and could rise to as much as 8.3% by mid 2022 before levelling off.

Inevitably it will be the borrowers who will be the main target, especially those coming to the end of a fixed-rate, or are on variable or discount mortgages. The ripple effect when the banks put up their rates on credit cards, loans and mortgages could be quite devastating, especially for those who have overstretched themselves.

Of course it would help if we had a proper Tory PM at the helm, rather than dithering Boris, who has already lost a by-election, and has 100 backbenchers on his back, with more to follow if he doesn’t get a grip of things fast.

In the interim 2022 is going to a be a cunt of a year for most ordinary people, especially if interest rates rise to 1% as has been rumoured. (And don’t forget that’s the bank base rate, not the rate the banks charge consumers, which is often quite a lot more!)

Inflation
Interest Rates
Foreign Debt
Unemployment
Energy Bills
National Insurance and direct/indirect Taxation
Labour shortages
Brexit failures
Uncontrolled Immigration
Wokeism
By-election defeats and a disillusioned Tory grassroot support
Backbench revolts
Unrealistic & hugely expensive Green policies
Covid uncertainties
A Crumbling NHS and incompetent government Departments

… yes, 2022 is going to be a cunt, but none of the above will be enough to shift the biggest cunt of all out of No. 10!

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

 

Exponentially


Increased use of the word ‘Exponentially’ – The use of this word in the ongoing Covid shitfest is now really getting on my fucking tits.

Used by politicians and ‘scientists’ to make themselves feel important and better than the great unwashed that they lecture and talk down too on a regular basis. When in reality they make themselves look even bigger cunts than they actually are already which is no mean feat.

My piss is boiling more ‘exponentially’ every time I see Boris the fartsucker, Whitty the Whitless, Starmer the non charmer and many other cunts of their ilk lately. Is there any end to this fucking nightmare?

Nominated by: Bob Frapples

Pretentious Authors

Pretentious authors deserve a cunting.

1.Any book which has been either shortlisted for, or won an award, is usually shite.

2. Authors who write stories in the present tense, as if they want to ‘place the reader in the action’ are cunts. Whenever I’m in the library (aka local community centre full of noisy cunts on their phones, and cunty kids running up and down like wild animals), if I see a book with this style of writing, I just won’t bother with it, even if the plot looks interesting.

3. Authors who just write meaningless crap.
Example, Lucy Ellman who wrote Ducks, Newburyport. This must surely be the biggest pile of pretentious shit in recent history. I had a brief look at it and saw it was a load of inconsequential rambling, with no structure or plot. Just one long sentence, lasting over 1000 pages, consisting of mindless shite, written by someone who must have been high as a kite at the time.

It also won awards, ergo, shite.

A waste of anyone’s time, unless you read the Grauniad, not to mention a waste of paper.

Amazon Link

Nominated by: mystic maven

The Booster Programme (Admin Warning)

An emergency cunting please Admin for the Booster Programme, which is a complete and utter cunt. Sorry, the report in the Telegraph is behind a paywall, but the headline tells it all.

I can barely control my anger at what is going on. 5000 people a month could miss being diagnosed with cancer because GPs are being forced to cancel appointments and concentrate instead on the booster programme. A programme to vaccinate people against a Covid variant which is harmless to virtually everyone.

Is anyone running this shitshow of a government aware that CANCER IS NOT HARMLESS. Get your fucking priorities right, you cunts. What would you rather have, a mild viral infection or cancer?

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

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Quidditch [2] Changing Its Name


My fellow cunters.

For your cuntsideration:

“Quidditch changing its name, over anti-trans row.”

Yes you really did read that correctly!

It really is a sport in North America-(where else?)- based on the fictional sport, central to the Harry Potter series of books, played by university teams?

Now the snowflakes are looking to change the name, because horrible feminist JK Rowling, thinks women have fannies and men willies?
How dare she blindly follow biological fact?

Here: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna9149

You couldn’t make this shit up-it’s more unbelievable than a school for wizards.

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General