Hold the front page. There are a number of ”stars” who are not actually on Instagram!!! Can you believe it?

Apparently this is so important that celebrity sites aimed at brain dead readers give them more publicity by complaining they are not on the social media. The old saying that there is no such thing as bad publicity is obviously still valid.

I confess I have no idea who some of these people are, e.g. Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart, Tina Fey, Lisa Bonet, Meghan Markle (only joking Ron! BTW when is the next chapter appearing?).

However, even I have heard of Brad Pitt, Scarlett Johansson, George Clooney and tranny-lover Eddie Murphy although as they are approaching their sell by date perhaps they are keeping their heads down.

See for yourself and weep at what you are missing:
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Nominated by: Mr Polly

At a time when we are at the mercy of the Eu ( being represented by the useless fuckers in the House ) and with chaos around us Cooper crows and champions the Winrush ( no, not a misspelling ). demanding a body be appointed to settle their claims!

Now, I always thought that ignorance of the law was no excuse, and if these fuckers washing up ashore here couldn’t be arsed to chase the paperwork, then they are at fault. However. This cunting is not about those people, but about a member of Britain’s 5th Column, Yvette Cooper.

In the present climate of significant chaos, and major threats, she can only find time to champion the Win Rush for their compo, and no doubt to secure their ever ready vote for the Labour Party, the true champions of the Black man. (but not the white )

Johnson and his tribe are busy fucking over the country, and Cooper ( and her party ) can only champion one small section of the community.

Posted 24/11 following my chucking a hard copy of Dickens “A Chistmas Carol ” at the telly following the appearance of sugartits on the mid day news,

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Nominated by: EyeClaudius

and supported by: W. C. Boggs

I’d like to second EyeClaudius (oh, well played, sir!).

Just listen to this recording of The World At One, starting at 18′ 10″, “Anthony Brown” (much more impressive than Tony Brown) tells us his tale of woe.

He left this country at 6 to better himself educationally for years then crawled back to go to one of our universities, then…. well, get your violin out and prepare to shed your tears:

Take it away Sarah and Tony:-

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Look at the links please first-

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“Jeepers creepers | Madison Smith | The Critic Magazine”

I am lost for words. But I’ve got to think of something to somehow do a Nom.

Never ever in my wildest imaginings…no

Sulley is her name. He is a man of course. How to start….?

I know a pun. The leadership of the Girl Guides have sullied the reputation of the movement by employing ‘Monica’

They are going to do a ‘probe’ Cunters. I’ll ask you first. Ok, if there was an identity parade and a line of average looking people came in and then ‘Monica’ appeared wouldnt you just get the slightest suspicion cunters that was something was up? Wouldnt you feel just the slightest bit uncomfortable having ‘Monica’ around young girls? Or young boys for that matter.

I would like to ask the leadership of the Girl Guide movement are you all such slaves to the modern lunacy to accept such a thing? Wasn’t there one amongst the whole lot of you to stand up and simply say ‘THIS IS CRAZY’

You are supposed to protect the girls them from strange men.

I am lost for words again

Well your ‘probe’ can be done in a jiffy. All you have to do is look on ‘her’/HIS social media pages. It wont take long as I say, doesn’t need an in-depth investigation. Just look at the fucking photos!!!

And I tell you what even after the ‘probe’ I bet he won’t be removed.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

What a cunt! Not content with earning millions every year playing football for Real Madrid and France, this fucker decided to play the part of a north African gangster. Quite well too, I might get add.

Benzema is an Algerian who plays for France. He’s one of the most successful footballers of his generation. More money than he could ever spend.

Yet this cunt has just been found guilty of blackmailing a teammate with the threat of releasing a sex tape. Benzema has denied everything (he says he was trying to help), but he was caught on wire taps letting slip that he was part of it. He was a long term friend of one of the gangsters.

While the other cunts involved got prison, Benzema got away with a suspended sentence. Good lawyers can buy your freedom, when you least deserve it perhaps?

Has he shown remorse?

Has he fuck. He’s got his race card out and said that if he was white, he’d have been found not guilty.

Well, if he’d not been loaded and a national sporting hero of sorts, he would’ve been in a different predicament, perhaps.

What a fucking cunt.

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks