Katie Price (11) and the Legal System (6)

2 for 1 cunting here Katie Price and the legal system are both cunts hers why.

[1] Katie Price, this useless spunk trumpet crashes her car whilst drunk, on drugs, uninsured and on a previous ban / bans for drink drive and yet manages to avoid jail,and gets out of the car unharmed, its official she now annoys me more than the rinkydinks for unleashing covid on the world.

[2] The legal system for not sending the afore mentioned useless fuckmonkey down for 10 years of hard labour servicing tramps, stray dogs and face seeking wanna be ponces who will do anything for some attention.

How the fuck is it possible for the legal system to not be able to have this trollop tarred and feathered for all the law breaking she has done and what kind of message does this send out to the country and the effectiveness of these gin soaked, pontificating retards who will send someone down for not having a tv licence and yet let this jizz gargling twat off with nothing more that a slap on the wrist in the grand scheme of things.
Its a joke bang the gypsy slag up and throw away the key…

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker


And Jeezum Priest has just squeezed a late one in (Oooh errr, missus)

Arrrrghhh!
There’s a petition to stop Katie ( the gift that keeps giving) Price acquiring any more animals as pets.

She has an appalling track record of keeping any pets healthy and/or alive, indeed.
But you know what, I’ll be buggered sideways if I can attach the fucking link.
The Sun’s the best one, simple words, even Harvey could get the gist.
Help me out, please.

With helpful link provided by Katie’s latest stud: Ron Knee

Sun News Link

Queer Kissing as a Protest


This bollocks is getting out of hand, these cunts have been given an inch and are now taking a mile, i have to say i would rather not see anyone snogging in public, maybe 2 wimminz, but not the LGBSYZGDSDFKLKMM types who give you a soft on fit birds only, no blokes and no chicks with dicks or any of the other abominations.
Keep it indoors you cunts, be happy this isnt the 80,s when it was something blokes did indoors for their own safety……bring back the 80,s

https://a.msn.com/r/2/AARNRE4?m=en-gb&referrerID=InAppShare

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Colston School


A posh, private school in Bristol founded by the Devil Himself, Edward Colston in 1710. It has proudly borne his name for 300 fucking years but now that has to change. To be fair they did conduct a survey of 2500 about dropping the name. Unfortunately 81% of the respondents voted to keep the name but they decided to fucking change it anyway. Shades of 23rd June 2016 anyone?
They haven’t decided on the new name yet but some spring to mind immediately…….

The George Floyd Academy

The Greta Thunderstorms Institute

or my personal favourite….

Posh Hypocrites Hall

Sorry Admin I can’t do links but if you don’t post this i’m putting on my prettiest dress and stitching you up for transphobia or some such shit.
You have been warned. (DA said he’d love to see you in said dress. I’m not so keen, but I’ll find a few links for you. See below. You’re welcome – NA)

I saw this story on the Sly News website this morning. They mentioned there were 2,500 responses and more than 1,000 were in favour of keeping the name:
Sly News Link.

The Guardian (who would have guessed?) actually had the balls to report 81% of respondents were in favour of keeping the name:
Guardian Link.

Best of all, an actual Bristol news website reported more than a third of respondents were in favour of retaining the name. Well I suppose 81% is more than a third, but a rather obvious attempt to disguise the feelings of the majority:
Bristol 247 Link.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Party Games

An early morning cunting for the lefty parties n Shropshire, who, by campaigning very softly, allowed some vacuous looking LIbDem tart to win the seat. It seems Labour and the Greens colluded to allow her to take the eat from the Conservatives:

BBC News Link

Admittedly, the Conservative candidate looked a bit slack jawed, but it just shows how the Blue Wall could disappear in two years time and we could be landed with a Starmer PC Government by this collusion, which is against the spirit of democracy. It also shows how untrustworthy the system is when abuse of this sort is considered OK.

Owen Paterson was an arsehole, but it seems tome everyone taking part in this sham election were equal arseholes. I wonder how Starmer will “reward” the Labour candidate:

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

 

Moaning Bastards


There really are some ungrateful, small-minded and totally selfish bastards out there, who constantly whinge at the most trivial of things. It’s as if they’ve got nothing better to do with their time other than to flame, flame and flame some more – professional trolls in other words.

There’s 2 or 3 local online Cumbrian news sites I visit from time to time – “News and Star”, “Cumbria Crack” and “Whitehaven News”

All three cover most of the Cumbria area. They’re fairly small businesses, and not owned by any faceless corporate entity as far as I can tell. As such their resources, both financially and human, are quite limited. But they do the best with what they have, which often means some of their reporting isn’t as thorough or concise compared to the MSM.

But this is completely overlooked by some of the whinging cunts who constantly moan in the comments section of local news articles, especially to do with the weather.

The article would be about some weather warning for the ENTIRE Cumbria region, and yet you’ll get some cunts posting “What has Barrow-in-Furnace (South Cumbria) got to do with Carlisle (North Cumbria)?”; or “You said it would snow in Ravenglass, but nothing happened. My kids wanted to build snowmen and are now distraught!”

Another cunt moaned about Storm Arwen bringing down trees across the A595, blocking the road in both directions and taking hours to clear due to the appalling conditions.

Someone said “My Asda home delivery was 9 hours late. We went without our birthday cake for our party. Why couldn’t they hurry up and clear the road? Its only a couple of trees!”

And another cunt wrote “Your reporting on Storm Arwen, was woeful. Lots of information missing. Why couldn’t you get your reporters out there doing their job, or were they back home watching it on YouTube?. It’s simply not good enough!”

Then you get the cunts who moan about all the adverts making it almost impossible to read an article. I recall someone whinging to the N&S news site “Why do you have so many ads? It spoils my enjoyment. I may have to go elsewhere for my news!”

Someone replied by more or less saying the news site is dependent on ads and subscriptions given that is a free news site. He added that if you want fewer ads subscribe.

To whit the cunt replied by saying “Why should I have to pay!?” And then they wonder why these local news sites struggle to survive on limited resources.

I did actually reply to some moaning cunt who kept on criticising the Whitehaven News, by suggesting if you don’t like the site go elsewhere!

Typically she replied “Why should I?”

Cunts.

Nominated by: Technocunt