Elle Darby – Snowflake Influencer

(No early-morning horns allowed please! Ignore the header pic, just focus on the nom below, you awful old men – Day Admin)

Who? You might ask. Well let me fill you in.

Three years ago this airhead tried to blag a free stay at a Dublin hotel by describing herself as a “social media influencer” and promising to promote the place on her YouTube channel.

Simply put, she’s just a deluded fuckwit who makes shitty videos, for other deluded fuckwits, about how gorgeous she is, when the truth is she looks like anyone in those hords of plastic slappers who hang around in overpriced bars and nightclubs, taking it up the arse from lower league footballers and z-list celebrities in the gents’ toilets.

The hotel owner told her, in no uncertain terms, to fuck off, and showed her up for the freeloading parasite she clearly is. Then, as appears to be the norm these days for young women with a sense of entitlement who don’t get what they want, she subsequently posted another video, turning on the waterworks and complaining about bullying from people who found her arrogance downright offensive.

This week, she’s found herself in the news again, but not for the reason she could have hoped for. Her fellow millennial snowflakes have been unsubscribing in their droves after unearthing racist tweets from her.

As the old saying goes : it’s better to let people think you’re stupid than say something and prove them right!! Or should it be “live by the sword, die by the sword”? Anyway, maybe now she’ll have to look for a real job.

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Nominated by: Cunt Me In

Supported by: Cuntfinder General

I think any cunters who have never seen the original Gerald Pauschmann video on her (he is a brother cunter), will thoroughly enjoy this:

YouTube Link

All White Arsenal [3]


Today (9th Jan) Arsenal FC are playing an FA Cup tie at Nottingham Forest (hope they lose, the bastards) (they did 1-0 – NA) and have made a big media deal about wearing an all white kit.

Apparently this is part of the “lose the red” campaign to prevent architects stabbing the shit out of each other. Yes, it’s a rather tenuous link and has to be carefully explained so dumb cunts like us get the wokie message. Give it a rest for fucks sake you fake cunts. Firstly, shouldn’t it be all black instead of all white, for obvious reasons?

Secondly, what are you going to do when the yoot move on to guns instead of knives? The name ARSENAL suggests a collection of firearms. Surely you must change your name to be properly woke? You’ve opened up a whole can of worms here haven’t you, you poseur cunts?

Far be it for me to suggest your new name……I can’t think of anything appropriate. Honest!

https://www.skysports.com/football/nottingham-forest-vs-arsenal/report/461017
(I’ll provide a link then shall I? – NA)

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

A New World Order


I hail from the free range prison known by the name ‘Australia’. It is truly the season of the Cunt’s but, as always, there are stand out performers who redefine the boundaries and challenge or abilities to reconcile or even conceive of the very existence of such beings and their behaviours, attitudes and plans.

I believe Klaus Schwab’s current subterfuge and bullshit skills are quickly placing him in the ranks of Francisco Franco, Mussolini and, the great meth head himself Hitler all be it with a much more low key faux sanguine sales pitch aimed at collectivising assets with his rich cadre of Cunts the ‘World Economic Forum’, and generally telling every human being on the planet when and how to wipe their butt holes and when and which products they can use, they basically are installing Commercial Communism 2.0 and militarised health care whilst blow torching and choking civil rights with alarming efficiency.

https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/oureconomy/conspiracy-theories-aside-there-something-fishy-about-great-reset/

(Link helpfully provided by lord of the manor, Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler – NA)

Nominated by: Charles Eider

Demi Lavato [2] and being California Sober


This article is just rife with cuntfoolery. They has just completed yet another stint in rehab. (Not a typo). The Daily Fail likes to accommodate the insane, including this sick bird, and HER desire to be called “They, them, their.” Reading the story makes you think that the staff proofreader is on holiday but no. These plural pronouns are intentional FFS.

Then you learn that “California Sober” is a thing. I guess it means you avoid the worst narcotics but still use the ones that are supposedly not as bad like Marijuana and alcohol. In other words you are not sober at all. “…As they continues their journey to sobriety…”
Sounds like Golem from Lord of the Rings who was a fucking Schizo.

The Mail going along with this cunt’s madness is the worst of all.
They continues to be in my Dead Pool nominations as they is teetering on another attempt to rid the World of themselves.
Did I say that right? Fuck off!

https://mol.im/a/10382111

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

Ant and Dec (4)

When I read this article in the Daily Fail  my piss started to, boil at truly scalding levels!

I often watch morning news on ITV and BBC whilst enjoying my morning cuppa in bed but I fail to see why a rampant talentless left wing loon like Sussanah Reid gets paid £1.1 million a year for sitting on her arse reading an autocue and interspersing it with own propaganda driven drivel.

But that’s not the point of this cunting. Scroll down and your piss will really boil. Two talentless Georgie ex children’s TV presenters have signed a £40 million three year deal with ITV to arse around presenting shite TV shows like “I’m a has been, please relaunch my career”, “Saturday night shite” and now a new quiz show “Limitless boredom”

Yes, you read that right. Ant and Dec are going to cream in £6.6 million a year each for fucking about on telly as only they can.

FFS. The world has gone truly fucking insane…

Nominated by: Dioclese