(Yes, the header pic is of the same Neville Southall! – Day Admin)

MOBY DICK, aka NEVILLE SOUTHALL

An elephantine cunting please, fellow cunters, for ex-Everton and Wales goalkeeper Neville Southall. I had to look long and hard at the photo in this article in the Bolshevik Bogroll and ask myself ‘Is that really Neville Southall?’

‘https://morningstaronline.co.uk/article/s/neville-southall-standing-lgbt-rights-football

Well apparently it is. Nev now regards himself as something of a political activist (pro-LGBT rights, for example) yet oblivious to the fact that the stem of ‘activist’ is ‘active’, one thing that Nev is most definitely not.

So I’m not nominating Wales’s answer to Python’s Mr Creosote for his politics, but for making Cyril Smith look like Posh Spice. How the fuck can a professional sportsman, obviously well-schooled in the importance of diet, exercise and fitness, allow himself to become the largest man-made structure in Wales, visible from space? His daily calorie intake could feed the entire population of Merthyr Tydfil for a month.

You can express whatever opinions you like, Nev, but for letting yourself go like that you’re a cunt.

Morning Star News Link

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

I was watching a bit of the cricket T20 World Cup (India Vs Netherlands) and the camera panned into the huge Indian crowd (it’s being played in Australia…they must have loads of the cunts over there, but I digress).

I then saw some twat get his ring out (fnarr fnarr) and get on bended knee, to an admittedly quite attractive, young Indian lady. She looked ‘shocked’ and said ‘yes’. In front of about 90,000 fans in the stadium itself and millions watching on television, worldwide.They put the whole shameful spectacle on the big screen… obviously the show off cunt(s?) set this up beforehand.

What sort of show off cunt does this? Probably from the same family as that fat cunt they showed in the game between India and Pakistan with a birthday cake and his family singing happy birthday…as they then dived in with fingers to take a sloppy chunk each. Waving and whooping. Shouting with their mouths full of cake, the dirty cunts.

In fact, it seems this rant is turning into one about Indian cricket fans.
But it isn’t. If they like cricket they must mostly be normal (Hardly – NA). Even though T20 is a poor version of the real thing.

But I digress (again).

I fucking can’t be doing with cunts who do public marriage proposals and the like. No class.

I hope she says ‘no’ if any of you cunts try and propose in front of millions an’ all.

Get to fuck.

News18 Link.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

We get frequent emails from head office with information about things happening in the company, business news, market trends etc.. all well and good. However, they have become more and more woke in the past years and actively buy into Black History Month.

So, in addition to promoting talks and events by the likes of Akala, they also included their list of recommended books by black authors. Lo and behold, three days later, these exact same books arrived at the office.

Thanks, but no thanks. I’ll read what I choose, not what you choose. Fuck off Akala and Maya Angelou, plus whatever other crap they sent us.

Nominated by: mystic maven

(Presumably if you don’t read the “recommended” books say goodbye to your job! – Day Admin)

Patrick Vieira are the BBC are a pair of cunts.

The Crystal Palace boss reckons that doors are not open for black managers and apparently more needs to be done to encourage black players into management. And, of course, because it ticks enough of their boxes (racism and sport), our national broadcaster is only too keen to try and dry-hump this particular non-story.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63385012

The following stats are cited: 43% of Premier League and 34% of EFL players are black, but only 4.4% of managers.

The obvious question that the Beeb didn’t address is: so fucking what?

I couldn’t give a rat’s arse about the Premier League, but the 3 things I do know about the self-styled ‘best league in the world’ are:
1. It’s fuelled by greed and piloted by avaricious fuck-stains who’d sell their own children for a few quid and a few points.
2. The clubs’ raison d’etre is to win as many football matches as possible, collect silvery things, and avoid being relegated.
3. The league loves a bit (or a fucking lot) of virtue signalling. (Taking the knee for a dead American criminal is perhaps their most celebrated virtue signalling caper).

So, with the above in mind, are these two cunts seriously suggesting that football clubs would jeopardise any or all of the above by purposefully blocking managers because they are black? What a crock of shit. Football clubs employ the very best talent they can afford (players, managers, ground staff, laundry staff, cooks, etc.), irrespective of colour, race, religion or creed. You can guarantee that if the most successful manager in the world was black, there’d be no shortage of job offers. If 43% of PL and 34% of EFL players are black, but only 4.4% of managers, then the only reasonable conclusion is not that there’s some vast conspiracy at play, but that at this moment black managers are comparatively shit. It isn’t racist, it’s just the fucking truth.

Rather than jumping on this horseshit victimhood, positive-discrimination, everything-and-everyone-is-a-racist bandwagon, the BBC should retitle the headline: “Why are Black Football Managers Comparatively Inept? – An Investigation”. Vieira should fucking well stop crying and put his efforts into beating the likes of Guardiola, Klopp, and the rest of the supposed white supremacists that are repressing him.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunt

Kier Starmer – Rebel Without a Clue.

During an interview with LBC Radio on Monday we learned that the Labour Party leader was a “bit of a lad” at school and a “live wire” who once got detention for fighting according to old school chum Conservative peer, Lord Cooper.

When asked who he was fighting Starmer responded: “I can’t remember but we were always around the back of the sheds. There were bits and bobs going on”.

MSN Link.

Not exactly Harry Flashman is it? (Harry Flashman Link – NA)

First Mavis running through a field of corn and now this bellend. Our political leaders can’t even embellish a believable bullshit story. I’m sure a teenage Kier was just as cuntish and punchable as he is today, although more of a “live wire” than the personality free cunt we all know. If I could time travel I might go back and get a few sneaky jabs in myself.

*The Worcestershire Warrior has been contacted for comment.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator