Edi Rama:

MSN Link.

…is the cunt Albanian PM, the beneficiary of ten years of rigged elections and graft. He’s a very good pal of the Blair monster, and has been since 2013, the pair of them having much in corrupt common. Recently the two were seen in cahoots in order to divert resources from Europe towards a collection of Balkan oligarchs.

TXT Report Link.

(Admin, I hope you will allow me extra links here) (Allowed. Carry on – NA)

Fair enough, if tens of thousands of your young people are abandoning your sinking ship in order to fetch up on Dover beach, then I suppose that ripping your EU neighbours off might mitigate the problem…if those resources did not immediately disappear into the governmental trousers. (Though by 2017, the need may have abated. 1/3 of Albania’s GDP was due to drug trafficking.)

Responding to the UK’s very justifiable proposed repatriation of his illegally immigrating countrymen, Edi unburdens himself in the first link thus:

Britain is in such a “bad, bad place” over the Channel migration crisis that government ministers are resorting to blaming his country “to feel like they still have muscle”.
and that Britain is suffering a “nervous breakdown” over immigration.

No, sunshine. You’re just trying to look important. And disguise the fact that we’re sending your cunts back with your agreement.

Balkan Insight Link.

Though that won’t appear in the Albanian press – “Journalists critical of the government face regular political attacks aiming to discredit them, and they have trouble accessing public information, which is at risk of further restrictions by a recent centralisation of government communication.” (Reporters Without Borders: Albania)

Rama është një piçkë!

Nominated by : Komodo

Lovely big, firm peaches. What a joy they are to behold. I salivate at the sight.

So this is a problem, I hear you ask? Well I’m beginning to think that it might be in my case, because I just can’t stop thinking about them. If I’m awake, I’m searching the internet for pictures of them. If I’m out, the radar is on; it’s murder on holiday, at the beach or by the pool. If I’m asleep, I dream about them.

The older I get, the worse it seems to get. I fear for my blood pressure. The wife says I’m obsessed, and blames it all on ‘that Salma Hayak’, but it’s hardly her fault for having those made in heaven beauties of hers. Imagine massaging them with warm oil for an hour or six…

Perhaps I am a bit sick in the head at that, but if I am, the problem is that I don’t really want to be cured. So I’ll console myself with the thought that as addictions go, it’s pretty harmless. It’s hardly crack is it, so the worst side effect I’m likely to get is a sore knob.

Maybe counselling would help…

muscle and fitness

Nominated by Ron Knee

Way back when I was young, we as a family all sat down to watch the Eurovision song contest……back when it was a ‘proper’ contest and you had to admit at the end, the winning song was probably one of the best on merit.

I loved the running ‘tongue in cheek’ ridicule of other songs, singers and countries by the fantastic Wogan commentary. To be fair, for me it wasn’t about the songs, but simply put- Wogan. He made it watchable and entertaining…even with the inevitable (and amusing) tactical voting between countries….Wogan always predicted correctly what would happen.

However….over the last 20 odd years it has been hijacked by the gay community…not as a song contest, but as a showpiece for puffy weirdos. The ‘community’ see it as a vehicle to promote licking and arseing….and is a propaganda tool to be used on the young and innocent who tune in to see what it’s all about.

I gave up watching after the demise of Wogan…..I watched the first two years of Norton and to be fair he didn’t do a bad job of piss taking, but now he has realised taking the piss means he is actually taking the piss out of his own kind, then he has pretty much stopped.

Don’t get me wrong, I was never an avid fan, but it used to be good with Wogan and a few beers and tune in and out of during the evening….not it’s just a big advert to try and ‘normalise’ puffery.

Gaytimes

Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

Mark Harper is a cunt.

The Transport Minister is whining about how the upcoming rail strikes will ‘cynically’ target the Eurovision Song Contest.

Fuck the Eurovision, Who gives a fuck about a totally rigged freakshow full of poofs and circus acts? What about the rail strike on the day of the all Manchester FA Cup Final? No mention from Harper of that, is there?

Yer another career MP appeasing the rainbow mob. Get your priorities right, you cunt.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65441184

Nominated by : Norman

Well it didn’t take Joe O’Biden long to resume normal duties and remind us all why he is a senile old fart and should stand down at the end of his term rather than decide to run again subjecting the U.S and wider world to more insane policies, gaffes and car crash interviews.

At a recent event at the White House Biden was asked where was the last foreign country he had visited.

“The last country I’ve travelled, I’m trying to think of the last one I was in. I’ve been to, met 89 heads of state so far, so uh…. trying to think where was the last place I was; its hard to keep track…um I was….”

“Ireland!” came the helpful reply from a child in the audience jogging the Hair-Sniffer-in-Chiefs memory of a visit to the country less than two weeks before.

Given this anti-British plastic paddy never stops banging on about his ancestral heritage and his love of all things Irish, you would think he would remember visiting the fucking place. His White House handlers must have thought they were in safe territory since he has been known to channel his inner Ron Burgundy and read “End of quote. Repeat the line” from teleprompters during speeches but was outfoxed a random question about his travels.

It got worse when asked how long had he had Alzheimers?

“As long as I can remember”.

Nurse!

NYP

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.