A clap yo hands, stamp your feet, ole man river cunting for the portly self important oil heap of shit David Lammy, who is attempting to quietly rejoin the EU:

INews

When I see that self satisfied smirking effeminate,pleading voiced anal-licker I am always reminded of that You Tube video “Eat Da Poo Poo”. He probably does.

Don’t get too close to Dave Othello, he looks as if he is about to blow up like a dead sheep’s stomach.

But the public should be warned – vote Labour, get the EU.

Mammy!

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Laurence Fox is a stupid cunt.

Yes, he talks a lot of sense, but calling a drag artist (no matter how much of a cunt they are) a P-word publicly was totally daft. These types are favoured enough as it is, and when he/she/it labelled Fox ‘racist’, he should have got his lawyers onto it and them.

Not unlike his remarks about not shagging that misandrist gobshite, Fox has only made it worse for himself, played into woke hands, triggered loads of loonies, and given them ammo to fire at him.

Sky News

Nominated by: Norman

I ordered an area rug, for a newly emptied bed/box room, to make it comfy. You know, big chair, huge mahogany desk, white furry cat…

Anyway, the delivery company indicated delivery 24/11, 14:30 to 16:30. Helpfully supplied a tracker app.
I don’t know who planned his route, but whatever he was on, I want some.

End result, no rug, tracker says returned to depot for further delivery at 16:39?
What the fucking what, now? ( for you GC)

Stern letters in the post, well emails, I had plans ( I did) that I cancelled, my time has value, etc.

Be interesting to see what happens.

Which?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

What have these cunts done, you ask? Well, they have recommended that the NHS stops prescribing Kaftrio to children with cystic fibrosis on the grounds that it is ‘too expensive.’

According to NICE, their goal is to ensure that “taxpayers continue to get value for money.”

Well, I don’t know about my fellow cunters but I would gladly pay more in tax if I knew it was being used to provide children with this horrible condition with a better quality of life.

The very fact that a government body seriously thinks it’s acceptable to put a price on the life of anyone, let alone a child, shows how far we have fallen as a country. If a nation is judged by how it treats its children, then at this point we are beyond special measures and into the territory of being completely unreformable.

Link with the NICE statement:
BBC News

And a more recent link:
BBC News

And a link to the petition if anyone wants to sign it.

Petition Parliament

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

No big surprise at the news that at the end of December 2022 net migration reached a record 745,000.

1.4 million migrants were granted UK visas, most of them from outside of the EU for the prime purpose of “educational study” or to escape conflict. While at the same time just over 500,000 emigrated out of the UK for pastures new.

Net migration has risen dramatically over the last 2 or 3 years, and as per usual we’re getting the standard “we must do something” response from the government. Which means do fuck all.

Any suggestions that net migration is a bad thing is immediately jumped on by the usual suspects.

And then they wonder why there’s a massive housing shortage, the NHS has huge waiting lists and that our infrastructure is well and truly fucked.

Telegraph

Nominated by: Technocunt