Independent Public Inquiries

Independent Public Inquiries are a cunt.

The very name suggests that the issues being examined will be thoroughly and impartially considered. Of course, everyone knows that this is total nonsense. The Government will decide what is and is not considered under the inquiry’s terms of reference. Who do the cunts think they are kidding?

Apparently the Independent Public Inquiry into the handling of the Covids “crisis” will now delay its hearing of the evidence regarding the “vaccines”. Well fuck me, I wonder why that might be? Spoiler alert…Maybe it has something to do with a forthcoming GENERAL FUCKING ELECTION?

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Of course, there is nothing to see here. The Rt Hon The Baroness Heather Carol Hallett DBE came to the decision entirely off he own bat. Anyone who says anything different is a tin foil hatted “anti vaxer” , obviously.

Fuck right off.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

32 thoughts on “Independent Public Inquiries

  1. The old Dame is probably trying to get a warrant to access the ISAC archives from the Covid period.

    That will fucking show em 💪

    In general public inquiries take too fucking long, why?

  2. The only thing public enquiries achieve, is to make a lot of the legal profession considerably richer..

    And I now know where angela merkel went..

    • I understand that the totally independent and wholly unbiased Chairperson, Baroness Hallett, has already personally trousered more than £500,000 plus expenses.

  3. Well said Twenty.

    They are indeed an expensive sham,the bureaucratic way to arrange a cover up,all at taxpayer expense.

    They sound serious,with consequences,setting the record straight so that lessons can be learned..

    That’s why the poor cunts ruined by the Post Office,the poor cunts who’s kids are murdered by “asylum seekers” and a hundred other disgraces have such faith in them..because if they spoke the truth then they would realise they have no redress and those to blame will never be held to true account.

    Desperate people want to believe the state is on their side protecting them..so the wafer thin veneer of “official” respectability mustn’t be questioned.

    It’s all a sham,behind all the money and expensive lawyers this countries institutions are as fit for purpose as a kangaroo court in Zimbabwe.

    Cunts.

    • Morning, Unkle T. I fully expect the report to run to 10,000 pages and cost £1, 850.99p per copy. Amongst all the bullshit there will be a single phrase that will get them off the hook – something along the following lines: ‘compliance with the covids regulations, for individuals, was non mandatory – exemptions were available as required.’

      Utter cunts.

    • Here’s how government enquiries work…..

      Let’s see, chaps, we need to investigate mouse numbers, but for political reasons we need the numbers to come in low, so we’ll just carry out our investigations at local cat shelters, on the QT

  4. I am thinking of demanding a public enquiry into the size of lovely Lisa Nandy’s jugs, as part of a larger study n the attributes (or lack of them) of women MPs assets.. Are they really that big, or does she cheat and wear a padded bra, or has she had a silicone injection in her charlies to make them bigger?. What are the exact dimensions?. Does she need a double D brassiere?. At the same time we could examine whether Jess Phillips, the self advertising old Brummie cunt really did have two inches chopped off last year, because she claims all the brown hatters in Parliament were “gawping” at them. True or one of her self-advertising delusions, and what sad cunt is going to want to stare at THAT? Has Yvette Cooper just got Ed Balls man boobs photoshopped on her photos?. Has Emily Thornberry’s knockers reached her feet yet, when freed from the restraint of her stays, do they bounce up nd down or just droop, like a bad souffle’/?. Has Kim Leadbetter and Angela Eagle grown dicks?.

    Each lady will appear naked in front of the committee, chaired by myself, at public expense, except the days when the real old dogs like AnalEase and the lezzies appear, when I will have other engagements and Russell Howard can take over for me. The big question is about Lady Starmer, Kweer’s wife – is she a ladyboy?

  5. Sirs:

    Sounds like our Congressional “investigations.” Complete horseshit, ignored by most and disbelieved by the tiny percentage who a) pay attention and b) aren’t lefty cunts or federal employees/contractors.

  6. As each day passes, the rotting corruption running through every institution and organisation of this, or any other allegedly civilized country, becomes more apparent.

    I wouldn’t trust or believe a single one of these cunts if they told me it was pissing down outside.

  7. You would have thought that Chinky Flu has already cost the U.K. taxpayer enough but no, more money is being pissed away. Does Baroness Mone stand to make money from it?

    • Spending 10 months refurbing my house, spending quality time with the hound and getting spangled every day was mine.

      All paid for out of savings. Not one penny did I get from the state.

  8. I think the public inquiry should extend its terms of reference to cover the goings on at Paul Chuckle’s house. I understand there is a ghost flushing his loo at night. This on top of the nightmare of the shit new Quality Street wrappers that he told us about just before Christmas.. The poor cunt must be at his wits’ end. We have a right to know what is going on. I put it all down to the covids.

  9. Delay, pay lawyers in London. Repeat ad infinitum. Whatever the ‘Inquiry’.

    The fucking legal leeches have come out of the Post Office scandal far better than the poor fuckers that were persecuted.

  10. The outcome of some of these inquiries is decided before they start.
    We all know when a sham this covid one is. They’re more interested in silly quotes off politicians whatsapp messages than getting to the bottom of why we abandoned our pandemic policy and went into full mental lockdown.
    And then moving the vaccine side effects down the order until after an election? All planned from above.
    Nice work for the fucking lawyers though.

  11. A public inquiry should be held as to why they keep using the same phrase…’lessons will be learned’

    It’s about as truthful as any of the actual inquiry …..😩 Just another bandwagon that keeps on rolling, another one probably being lined up for the next child who is deemed safe by social services, whilst being systematically tortured and abused by some brain dead chav 🤳 and her neanderthal partner 🦍

  12. I would like to inquire into why I bother paying taxes, when the money is wasted on endless inquiries that the general public don’t want or care about.

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  13. Inquiries are important as the public has a right to know. Except when we don’t. I prefer when no pretence is made – like when the BBC carried out its own inquiry into Sir Jimmy’s decades of filth.

    I am reminded by the header pics that, in Rochdale, Cyril Smith’s reign of kiddiebumfondlesucksquirtery meant lessons had to be learned. Those lessons had clearly been forgotten by the time the rapey jizz monkey gangs got to work.

    “Putting children first” is the mantra of local authority children’s services teams . Jolly good show.

  14. I think we should have a Public Enquiry into why the public are enquiring about why we need Public Enquiries.

    I, Geraldine Trouserthepounds, will be Chairperson of this Public Enquiry.

    My first job is to exclude the public. Officers, clear the public gallery.

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