Yesterday (26th Jan), old Kloppie announced he will be leaving the ‘Pool at the end of this season, primarily because he’s knackered and doesn’t have the energy to coach anymore.
Even though I rarely bother with EPL football these days, I will admit that Klopp is one of the greats, and certainly ranks as one of the best managers Liverpool as ever had.
However, the media went into total meltdown as soon as he announced his news, with some papers having it as the major Page 1 headline (fuck WWIII).
I went onto the BBC’s football page last night, and I counted a total of 14 articles, all about Klopp. FOURTEEN!!
By the time this nom is published (assuming it does of course), that figure will probably diminish. Although it will no doubt grow again come the end of the season, especially if Liverpool win something!
For the next few days then we’re going to get wall-to-wall commentary about Klopp, about why he is stepping down, what he as achieved, what he intends to do next and what he ate for fucking breakfast!
And clearly the city of Liverpool will be closed for business for weeks as it mourns his departure!
The media really are cunts at times with their massive servings of hyperbole!
Nominated by: Technocunt
Who is this fucker?
A footballist?
An anal disease?
A holiday resort?
I think we should be told.
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2.5% of the UK population watch football.
I’m in the 97.5 who have no interest in watching a bunch of foreigners in Fucks Knows Who United shirts playing a bunch of foreigners in Wherever The Fuck City shirts.
I would need my fucking brain cauterising to pay for the fucking “privilege”. Which maybe explains the knuckle dragging antics of the cunts who do turn up to have the piss taken out of their wallets.
So do I give one flying fuck who manages any of them? Do I bollocks.
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No idea who the Klop cunt is or what he does but he can fuck off and die for all I care…cunt.
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F.C. = football club? NO = fucking cunts.
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