I was reading my local online rag today, and they were promoting the ‘new’ Kent & Medway Food & Drink awards. BTW…. (Medway IS in Kent, so fuck knows why it’s called Kent AND Medway….why not just Kent?)

You can nominate in various categories, and there’s £100 prize draw should you decide to nominate a business, so though I would click on the link and have a look.

Here is the link:
Iliffe Media Promotions

Now, the more astute of you cunters will not the various categories of nominations……particularly the one named ‘Food Bank of the Year‘

I mean what the fuck???? Food banks are now in line for awards? Can imagine people going to TripAdvisor to read the reviews of various local food banks and avoiding the 1 2 or 3 star rated ones. ‘er Wayne, our local food bank ‘as got some shit reviews……lets fuck off over to the one in the next town it’s a lot better’

Surely someone at the Kent & Medway food and drink awards are taking the piss, or they have a fuck off ivory tower. I am not a great advocate of food banks, as was once said ‘build it and they will come’ There aren’t queues outside off licenses but I am sure if I opened a beer bank, there would be fucking queues round the block full of people stating they can’t afford the price of beer. Sometimes we create a demand, where before there wasn’t.

Anyway, I digress……..to suggest we should vote for our ‘best’ food bank is deserving of a right cunting.

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

More cuntage wrapped up in shiny paper, which once opened reveals yet another steaming turd!

Daily Telegraph

Unfortunately, this is from the Telegraph, which is usually behind a pay wall ( because their turds, sorry words are so precious, we should pay), but you’ll get the gist, and other papers will have cut and pasted.

Basically, if you’ve been a sensible person and whacked cash away for your old age, you’ve sort of shot yourself in the foot. What you’ve done is very sensible, you didn’t do ought wrong.

But if your income exceeds a certain amount pa, you get taxed like a working person. By hanging on to the triple lock, a lot of people with a small private income will see a big chunk of that vanish in Income Tax come next April.

Oh, you won’t be worse off, but you won’t be as well off as you thought. Funny how these magnificent looking gestures always hit the lower income folk were it hurts, eh?

How about having a pensioner personal allowance of say £25k, that would take most people on state, small private income out of the tax bracket altogether.

And in case any MP reads this, the Grey Pound actually votes, you know?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

 
Having read this remarkably selfish, childish, deeply ungenerous interview – and I know – for the groupies in the studio audience, is a god O’Sullivan who can do no wrong, I have to say what a deeply unpleasant little shit he is. Take this especially egregious quote:

“I’m just hanging around so people don’t get as good as a career as me,” he said.

“If I could stop [Mark] Selby winning a few, and Judd winning a few, and Ding and [Neil] Robertson winning a few – just ruin their careers a little bit – that would be great. Sometimes that’s just a nice motivation to play.”

There you have it – a man obviously despite his great wealth, hates real life – who still thinks he is a child to be humoured, and given into, who can´t stand losing, and, because he is unhappy himself wants to make others unhappy.

The man who constantly witters on about how much he dislikes snooker, Ronnie, the reluctant winner, Ronnie with his faux modesty, Ronnie the man who longs for retirement, Ronnie whose brooding presence and impassive disdain is clear when his opponent is scoring, Ronnie with his dreary bored voice. Ronnie the total arsehole.

If he really is as bored as he says, why doesn’t he do us all a favour and retire as he has been promising or threatening to do for the last decade. He isn´t a ¨sportsman¨, he is a boring little egomaniac.

Bbc news

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

Or as I prefer to call it “COPOut28”

It’s that time of year again for the so-called Great and Good to enjoy a 2 week junket in some rather expensive, warm, sunny and rich city to discuss climate change and assorted Net Zero bullshit.

The fact that they have this even every year tells you all you need to know about the level of hypocrisy at hand here. But then you could also suggest why do they all have to meet in person when video conferencing would be a far better option/example to set to us mere mortals!

Moreover, this particular event – set in Dubai (Morecambe Bay and Clacton-on-Sea councils turned the event down) is the largest ever, with well over 400,000 people due to descend and to be accommodated in 4, 5 and 6* hotels.

There really is little point in me going into detail about the whys and wherefores with regards the intentions of this circus. But the total lack of self-awareness, the herds of elephants in the room and the fact that the elites are doing the exact opposite of what they’re demanding of us mere plebs should suffice.

Moreover, why is this global event an annual thing? Why not every 2 or 3 years? Why keep on covering the same ground at different venues every frigging year?

This isn’t about Net Zero. It’s about putting the Plebs in their place once and for all.

Telegraph

Nominated by Technocunt.

I would like to cunt the governments Rwanda policy. We all know this county is full to bursting with illegal types. We all know something needs to be done to stem the flow, or face the consequences.

However, this policy is a shower of shit; designed to gain votes from thick as shit cunts. Once again we are reaching for the cheque book for something that will probably never happen. We will have spent over 300 million quid on this shit, that’s before one of the fuckers even gets sent out.

It strikes me as crazy that people can’t see though the superficial shit for what it is.
We will only be able to send 200 to Rwanda; in return we have to take the filth from Rewanda that they can’t look after. Not doctors, nurses etc. Vulnerable people who will never contribute to this country. They will be our burden, because Rwanda doesn’t want them.

The government is making it harder for legal migrants to come from civilised countries; all so they can say we got the numbers down. Fuck sakes what a shower of shit! All while the people with money, talent and brains are leaving Britain en mass. Importing the third world, will make us the third world. We are well and truly fucked!

BBC News

Nominated by Country cunt.