Menzies Campbell is a how come it’s pronounced Mingus but the popular high street stationary store is commonly pronounced Menzeez thus showing confusion and inconsistency on the part of the general population on how the fuck it should be pronounced type of cunt.
Nominated by Anonycunt
Menzies Campbell, currently appearing as a ‘walker’ on The Walking Dead, is a decrepid old cuntbag of a boring cunt who needs to know when to call it a day. And that day is today.
Nominated by King Arthur
David Charlton
David Charlton of ITV1’s Strangeways documentary is a prime example. He is a lazy, fat, obnoxious, dirty protesting, needs to ‘fuck off’, Geordie cunt. Product of society maybe, massive cunt most definitely.
Nominated by Enjie
Lars Von Trier
Andy Murray
Made In Chelsea
The entire cast of Made in Chelsea are a cuntcophany of absolute cunts. Especially the two poncewit blokes with the long hair who probably get it on off camera in a secret gay tryst involving Roman Centurian outfits, whips, oils and a borrowed stallion from one of daddy’s stables in Buckinghamshire. Obviously the horse wasn’t consenting, but I’m cunting him too for being involved in the whole sordid business.
Nominated by King Binge




