James May

Posted on September 12, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

James May is fat, talentless, annoying, retarded and totally unfunny, fat headed, smug cunt of the highest order.

If only one of the wankerish gags on that shite programme could go wrong and then he and his two cuntish bum chums could be burnt alive in an Austin Allegro. This useless arsehole could only have made it onto the idiot box through the BBC. How else?

He’s a loathsome fat cunt. CUNT.

Nominated by: MonsieurCnut

Louie Spence

Posted on September 11, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Louie Spence, star of Pineapple Dance Studios and Dancing on Ice is a mincing cunt.

“Still Got It, Never Lost It”? Like fuck. More like never had it, don’t want it. Don’t foist it on us, you cunt.

Nominated by: Large End with Bells On

Bill Turnbull

Posted on September 10, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Bill Turnbull is a wobble faced, bee wanking, fake Wycombe wanderers supporting, thinks he’s funny, know all cunt.

Nominated by: London cunt

Patrick Strudwick

Posted on September 9, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Patrick Strudwick is a self-opinionated, leftie-loving, slap-headed, poofta cunt

Nominated by: Dioclese

Sky News Sunrise

Posted on September 8, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Eaomon Holmes? Overpaid, uninteresting, fat, smug annoying Irish cunt. Now relying on SKYPE for the latest reports. He and the news team all useless cunts.

Charlotte Hawkins however would benefit from a very good seeing to just to get her mind right, perhaps straws can be drawn as to who can go first.

The loser can get that worn leather look razorback Jaquie Baltreao. Another annoying prize cunt.

Nominated by : Bloke in Holland