Daytime TV Presenters


Daytime TV Presenters. Not any old TV presenters, not evening or weekend TV presenters, but weekday daytime TV presenters.

The quantity of cuntage crammed into daytime lifestyle/magazine/quiz/panel shows is truly stupefying. For a start you’ve got all those bitter, menopausal witches on Loose Women, then you’ve got Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby on This Morning (and their seasonal replacements Fatboy Eamonn Holmes and his wife), Martin Roberts (cunted previously) and Lucy “Suzi Quatro” Alexander on Homes Under The Hammer, plus the likes of Matthew Wright, Jeremy Kyle, Alan Titchmarsh, Nick “There isn’t a job I’ll turn down” Knowles, Aled Jones and Jules Hudson (previously cunted) from Escape To The Cuntry, and, on a particularly bad day, you may even get Paul O’Grady on daytime too.

The cunts should be cunted en masse and preferably gassed en masse too. The world would be a brighter place with all Daytime TV Presenters obliterated.

Nominated by: Fred West

Sky News Sunrise


Eaomon Holmes? Overpaid, uninteresting, fat, smug annoying Irish cunt. Now relying on SKYPE for the latest reports. He and the news team all useless cunts.

Charlotte Hawkins however would benefit from a very good seeing to just to get her mind right, perhaps straws can be drawn as to who can go first.

The loser can get that worn leather look razorback Jaquie Baltreao. Another annoying prize cunt.

Nominated by : Bloke in Holland

Eamonn Holmes

Eamonn “I am not a Fat Bastard” Holmes is a well fat,egotistical,smug, Irish Cunt. “The riots are only in England not Britain” That right eh? paddy bastard, I suppose all the grief from Ireland never happened then? Total fucking wanker